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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

ReidRansom posted:

boooring i was hoping for the other kind of yuri

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_v4gz6EudZk

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


eh, close enough.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Philthy posted:

This guy is a Vietnam re-enactment actor. He's never been in the military.

Basically an antisocial shut-in wandering in the woods.

yeah well if this guy was a goon we'd at least have that aircraft carrier buddy.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

1gnoirents posted:

b/c if you actually dont like cops or abuse of power this is nothing but bad for the rest of us. if youre 14 years old , then yes this is cool

actually this is pretty cool no matter what age you are.


maybe you're just really lame and boring?

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

enziarro posted:

Fuckin cops man paying $245k for a skid steer with some attachments and metal plate and some Walmart cameras on it



hmmm yes this will be an excellent machine to hunt a man in the woods with *spends 6 hours trying to get it out of a hole*

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
why do they need huge armored tanks to hunt some dude in the woods anyways. are they scared of getting shot? sounds like it. lol

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
insane in the mem-frein

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Tsinava posted:

why do they need huge armored tanks to hunt some dude in the woods anyways. are they scared of getting shot? sounds like it. lol

have you ever seen a police?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Business Gorillas posted:

have you ever seen a police?

never in the wild. why

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Frostwerks posted:

never in the wild. why

they're very skittish and are constantly afraid of getting shot

pretty much give a squirrel a gun and you have a wild police

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Tsinava posted:

why do they need huge armored tanks to hunt some dude in the woods anyways. are they scared of getting shot? sounds like it. lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XFYTtgZAlE

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Tsinava posted:

why do they need huge armored tanks to hunt some dude in the woods anyways. are they scared of getting shot? sounds like it. lol

Just a friendly reminder that cops are pussies

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



etalian posted:

Just a friendly reminder that cops are pussies

don't you know that they have to deal with life and death every day?
*posts graph showing that bartenders are more likely to die on the job than cops*

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
wasnt the boston bombers sarabic too do u thinj its a coindemdcnce?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Business Gorillas posted:

don't you know that they have to deal with life and death every day?
*posts graph showing that bartenders are more likely to die on the job than cops*

Yeah for Department of Labor stats things like working the mines, on a fishing boat or even on the farm is much more dangerous than being a cop.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Fishy Joe posted:

wasnt the boston bombers sarabic too do u thinj its a coindemdcnce?

Fox news comment quote

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

XK posted:

It's Boll's best film, in that it's almost competent enough to believe a real film maker made it. There are certain scenes where you can get glimpses of what he was trying to express, but it's always a little out of reach.

its actually not entirely loving garbage, which i was surprised by. youre right that there are certain parts where you can kind of see what he was going for but not quite reaching, unlike every single other thing he's made which is just dreadful garbage.

at least he beat up lowtax though :twisted:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

enziarro posted:

Fuckin cops man paying $245k for a skid steer with some attachments and metal plate and some Walmart cameras on it


this looks like some half-baked machine the bad guys from a side scroller would come up with

btw the big riot shield thing holds 4 guys and can be raised or lowered

if someone comes from the side or back I guess they're just out of luck

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

a hole-y ghost posted:



btw the big riot shield thing holds 4 guys and can be raised or lowered


oh god now I can only picture the thing as an armored forklift

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

smh just watch the first 15 seconds already, this is fresh

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Laughing Man posted:

Dorner is getting a new angel...



loving lloooool

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

The Droid posted:

oh god now I can only picture the thing as an armored forklift
its basically just a loader with a riot shield attached to its scoop and spraypainted black so yeah

who the hell would deal with a defense contractor named Ring Power

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

so far he's killed less people that mr elliot rodgers but what im really interested in is how much pussy he tapped

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

a hole-y ghost posted:

its basically just a loader with a riot shield attached to its scoop and spraypainted black so yeah

who the hell would deal with a defense contractor named Ring Power

goatse?

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Holy poo poo that cop.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Windows 98 posted:

Holy poo poo that cop.

good thing police have such lovely marksmanship

girl befriender
Sep 22, 2014

by vyelkin

Windows 98 posted:

Holy poo poo that cop.

that cop needed a psych eval

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Business Gorillas posted:

they're very skittish and are constantly afraid of getting shot

pretty much give a squirrel a gun and you have a wild police

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
just remember folks, to reduce your chances of getting killed or brutalized by a police officer, treat him like you would a mentally retarded tyrant with a gun.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Poor voice commands and zero situational control.

1/10 Would review board

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Tsinava posted:

just remember folks, to reduce your chances of getting killed or brutalized by a police officer, be white

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
that helps a LOT

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

The end has really let himself go

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
if your skin color is obviously not white, do your best to "act white" around police. there are guides on how to do this. i'm not kidding. lol

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004



think i read somewhere this guy has been charged with some poo poo for this

e: the cop. not the black guy. unfortunately that probably needed clarification

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
i do the dave chappele white guy voice pretty much all the time around police and get this... IM ALREADY WHITE. if you're white, you're alright. if you're brown? they ain't down!

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

ReidRansom posted:

think i read somewhere this guy has been charged with some poo poo for this

e: the cop. not the black guy. unfortunately that probably needed clarification

he got fired and is being prosecuted for felony assault and battery. the video was actually released by the equivalent of a district attorney in south carolina.

apparently hes facing up to 20 yrs if convicted. he'll probably get a year, if that.

Yivgev fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Sep 27, 2014

Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!


Oh look, an all-terrain port-a-potty!

Trochanter fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Sep 27, 2014

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Frostwerks posted:

i do the dave chappele white guy voice pretty much all the time around police and get this... IM ALREADY WHITE. if you're white, you're alright. if you're brown? they ain't down!

Officer I had to go slightly over the speed limit since I was late to my wine bar appointment

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enziarro
Sep 4, 2004

I'm not an angel - I'm a Galactic Pioneer.

The Droid posted:

oh god now I can only picture the thing as an armored forklift


the tactical forks cost $40k extra

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