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3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

so far he's killed less people that mr elliot rodgers but what im really interested in is how much pussy he tapped

# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 01:06

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 15:54

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Tsinava posted:

if your skin color is obviously not white, do your best to "act white" around police. there are guides on how to do this. i'm not kidding. lol

My roommate used to borrow my hosed up looking car for work and over six months he was pulled over 3 times. I've had it since 2008 and only been pulled over once. Guess what he is~~~

# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 01:59

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

psyopmonkey posted:

A bad driver?

no, not asian, just black

# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 02:07

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Frostwerks posted:

just because it's something that can actually pick up your mother doesn't make it a pussy mobile.

love it

# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 02:11

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

extra stout posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcZhmyd7D7A

they don't want his side told. buy this movie if you don't already own it

h o l y poo poo this guy is a badass

the wiki is worth a read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Johnson_(criminal)

also

quote:

An examination of Johnson's body yielded over $2,000 in both American and Canadian currency as well as some gold, a pocket compass, a razor, a knife, fish hooks, nails, a dead squirrel, a dead bird, a large quantity of Beecham's Pills and teeth with gold fillings that were believed to be his. During the entire chase, the Mounties had never heard Johnson utter a single word. The only thing they heard was Johnson's laugh after he shot Constable Edgar Millen. T

that's a laxative

# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 02:59

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Chris Awful posted:

If this is the typical response to hunting law enforcement, one could acquire a large death count by luring these bulls into an IED. Similarly, swat no-knock raids into a booby trapped house could present a problem for the militarization of law enforcement. This is all theoretical.

I am surprised gangsters haven't started making IEDs actually

# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 03:01

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

etalian posted:

if anything he owns since he got the police to pick up his dirty diapers

i hope he poopy traps the next one

# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 15:55

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

The Protagonist posted:

i bet it'd be a real fun time to blast squirrels with assault rifles in the forest, getting drunk, & daring your dumbest buddy to get real close to the flashbangs

Yeah but the cops would accidentally shoot you

# ¿ Sep 30, 2014 17:05

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Lazyfire posted:

I can't wait until they edit all the footage of the manhunt together so we can finally have Super Troopers 2.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 18:33

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

whoflungpoop posted:

Frein Finder

# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 21:33

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

spotted 8 miles southeast of where the police have been searching for the past month

# ¿ Oct 19, 2014 03:52

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

frein sightings will happen from time to time. sometimes someone will even snag a picture. but much like bigfoot, the elusive man cannot be seen with the naked eye. furthermore,

# ¿ Oct 21, 2014 18:00

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Alas Boobylon posted:

http://news.yahoo.com/schools-closed-ambush-suspect-search-area-114855934.html

they may have him cornered

they closed the school so the chance a cop shoots a kid is slightly reduced

# ¿ Oct 21, 2014 18:38

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

ShaqDiesel posted:

Like John Rambo
I'm a survivalist
grab my .308, head for Canadensis but soon
I got to move towards Wayne
cops
come and try to rein this Frein
these pigs wanna get this Serb booked
search every nook, bust out the Rook
they got mad when they made a flanking sweep
and all they found was a sunken Jeep
yes I'm the diaper sniper
of these woods if I get
wit the Eastern Wolves R.C.
hide from the glowstick gleam
now do you believe in the unseen?
look, but don't make ya eyes strain
a nigga like Frein is goin insane

# ¿ Oct 21, 2014 18:39

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

FRINGE posted:

MEANWHILE, on the West Coast...

125 Seattle Cops Sue for Constitutional Right to Use Excessive Force
http://www.alternet.org/civil-liberties/125-seattle-cops-sue-constitutional-right-use-excessive-force

They lost, so far.

At least the police are choosing the legal route for once

# ¿ Oct 24, 2014 05:46

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

why did you post a pic of an empty restaurant

# ¿ Oct 25, 2014 03:10

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

VendaGoat posted:

44 days now? Is that correct?

what 12 millions dollars?

just imagine all the money

now light it on fire

# ¿ Oct 27, 2014 05:02

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

the toilet paper is a red herring to throw the investigation off the real trail

# ¿ Nov 9, 2014 11:48

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 15:54

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I hope he gets a reduced sentence

# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 21:38

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