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Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

brizna posted:

Can't spook the dook.

Even if they do spook the dook, well he's prepared for that.

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Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Hobohemian posted:

The funniest part of this photo, and what it's photographer was probably taking a picture of, is the dude focused dead center and the look of total confusion on his face and body language as to what any of them are actually doing.

Nick Cage is wondering where the other actors are.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Troon Flesh Mask posted:

I hope when he finds out he's been dubbed 'the diaper sniper' he goes on a cop-kill rampage and takes out like 40 of them, just so he gets a new nickname.

Unfortunately he comes across the 40 cops that wear diapers and he shoots them in the diaper with 100% accuracy. He'll stay Diaper Sniper forever.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

No More Heroes posted:

Why is he leaving ammo and poo poo laying around? Isnt he gonna need that to go down in a blaze of glory?

Haven't you heard? It's some other guy leaving the poo poo laying around.

Dunno why he's leaving ammo behind though.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

VendaGoat posted:

:stare:
This is a state of Emergency for PA. We'll be overrun by deer in a month's time.

Skip a year. Imagine how easy it will be next year.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

CountButtula posted:

without his pot noodle he shall be reduced to eating tree bark. or deer I guess

Or pig :unsmigghh:

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

PoconoHermit posted:

Top left. I ain't sayin which one is me but I'm not the black dude or the girl.



Why do some of them have hearts on their shoulders? Is this some weird Pennsylvania Valentine's Day poo poo?

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

redshirt posted:

Wouldn't he just be making GBS threads in the woods now? Surely he didn't pack that many diapers.


Prokhor Zakharov posted:

that's why they cancelled halloween

It must smell really bad around town if they're cancelling Halloween.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Lazyfire posted:

So Halloween is canceled unless they find the guy because...

I can't really figure it out, his MO seems to be killing cops so I think most kids are safe as long as they don't dress like cops.

Because they know if they let Halloween proceed, the cops out on patrol are going to end up 'seeing Frein' and murdering some kids. Possibly white kids.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Stoat posted:

someone summarize the last 32 pages ty

Cops are poo poo at their jobs and at staying alive.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Oh come the gently caress on you can't just spray paint something black and sell it to dumbshit police departments for big money. Where is the obnoxiously large logo?

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

VendaGoat posted:

Good, it's not his fault all this poo poo happened.

Frein has you all fooled. This was his motive all along.

Stay safe diaper saint.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
Turns out it wasn't Frein at all! Poor dude was drunk driving and drove into a marsh, and when he got out he drowned in it. The cops didn't bother looking around the car for his body, they just put two and two together and suddenly Frein is a copkiller.

The actual shooter was the cop who got injured. Cop A was about to go to IA about Cop B's plan to get tons of overtime, so Cop B killed Cop A then shot himself to make it look like there was a mad sniper.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

PatTwo posted:

Was there any particular reason he shot those two, though?

All cops are bastards?

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Alas Boobylon posted:

its me, im frein, posting this from coconuts

Please don't get Lowtax subpoenaed by the Pennsylvania police.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

redstormpopcorn posted:

tywin lannister LAPD would have just burned the forest in question down by now

Philadelphia firebombed their own city back in the eighties to kill some black people. I think Pennsylvania would know how to burn a couple trees down.

Also I cannot believe those cops are framing Frein like this.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
Are we legally obligated to inform the police that Frein posted in this thread?

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Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

old dog child posted:

the toilet paper is a red herring to throw the investigation off the real trail

Was he marking his territory as we went so he could find his way?

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