Mariana Horchata posted:

if ur really that chickenshit about doing ur job u should change careers and become a database analyst or something instead.

orangesampson posted:

Hundreds of law enforcement officials have been searching

Boogaleeboo posted:

Deer are possibly the only thing even more stupid than the average cop.

Alas Boobylon posted:

Day 30 OCT-7th (?)

Food supplies running low, when we found his stockpile the first man on it, a rookie private, immediately tore into the tuna can with his teeth, cracking four of them. The sergeants pulled him off, wailing, in a scrum. Not to help him, no, to do exactly the same thing. We didn't have can openers, that went towards the Rook. Every half sane man left thinks this exact thought. No one says anything. It doesn't matter anymore.

At first we thought the diapers were his. Well, that's what the dick sucking politicos tried to convince us anyway, convince themselves. But Frein doesn't need to poop. He doesn't need to do anything, but kill cops. Kill fat cops, fat baby fat goo goo cops. The diapers were for us. Every man that walked off on his own to poo poo disappeared. Same with groups. We'd lose contact with squads on opposite sides of the forest at the same time. "Maybe they left, maybe they got out." But we all knew, there was no way out of this forest. Frein was the forest, and the diapers were for us. lovely lovely poo cop diapers.

Those that wear the diapers, live, those that don't... But I don't care anymore, I'm already dead. I don't remember when I died. Was it when the chief locked himself in the Rook, furiously masturbating as he doused himself in gasoline? Or when we received the last broadcast from the outside world, from John MacPhareus at Utica 103.1, "fucken cops, die piglets lol." Even if we got out, there's no going back. Every time I close my eyes I see soiled diapers as involuntarily as I poo poo in them. Frein has won. I love my diapers.

Alas Boobylon posted:

Well between, fuel costs, food supplies, OT, more OT, sweet delicious OT, forensic tests, logistics, diaper disposal its probably about ten million at this point.

haljordan posted:

theyre probably into quadruple OT at this point. some shitkicker cop probably found frein a week ago, killed him and buried the corpse so he could keep clocking those sweet OT paychecks.

wilfredmerriweathr posted:

professional welfare queens, with guns + body armor

orangesampson posted:

"Bivens on Tuesday said he could not discuss the cost to taxpayers of the search because that figure did not exist. He referenced "a delay in the nature of the system used or reporting."

orangesampson posted:

SHISHKABOB posted:

I think the man is bad because he killed a person.

A Stupid Baby posted:

forcing the police to spend millions of dollars looking for him

The_Raven posted:

I believe these are the Mighty Heroes you're looking for... at least one of them...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72rYHuWidSM

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The Daily Show's senior correspondent Samantha Bee was planning on doing an in-depth piece on police shootings for Wednesday night's show, a piece which would begin with the data.

She never got over that hump. There is no data. Zilch. Nada.

Bee asked a slew of criminology experts, including New York's former police commissioner, Bernard Kerik. She even consulted data "dork" Nate Silver in a chance encounter on the street. She refused to believe that the federal government does not require local police departments to report stats on how many civilians they kill. "What possible reason could the federal government have to hide the number of times a citizen was killed by police?" she asked. "Never mind. I just answered that question in my head as it was coming out of my mouth."

Oberleutnant posted:

i guarantee 100% this is what happened now that you mention it.

Moridin920 posted:

are the cops still searching for this guy

he's gone coppers pack it in already holy poo poo you've failed

Al Borland posted:

This guy is the gift that keeps giving. I hope he bankrupts the force and they have to do drastic cutbacks.

E:

Nm they'll just take it out of the schools and healthcare.

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch posted:

The woman was taking a walk when she saw a man with a rifle, his face obscured by mud ... investigators' minds went to Frein

etalian posted:

It's just not speeding tickets any court case requiring a police witness will get dismissed

Lazyfire posted:

So with a random tip about Frein the cops have shifted their search area 8 miles from where they were looking. At this point I'm pretty sure that the cops should just give up completely and acknowledge that Frein won.

Alas Boobylon posted:

omg

http://news.yahoo.com/eric-frein-sightings-wilderness-ninja-outfoxed-1-000-164430311.html

Frein has used a home-field advantage, long-term planning, and survival skills to resemble a “wilderness ninja,” a term some use to describe a rare breed of native scouts who can, in essence, morph into shadows.'

lmao

Al Borland posted:

Nah sure we got plenty of agent orange left to kill the plantlife off.

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Dow is taking this step to counter claims that the new corn, called Enlist, could encourage the use of a powerful herbicide found in the Vietnam War defoliant Agent Orange, because Enlist is designed to be resistant to this chemical. Enlist's opponents say that if this herbicide is more widely employed, the environment and public health would be endangered. More than 140 agricultural, consumer, environmental and public-health groups sent USDA Secretary Tom Vilsack a letter, which was signed by 365,000 people last month urging him to reject the crop.

Shoehead posted:

Eta on these cops going full on tribal, worshipping the long destroyed Rook, attaching glowsticks to their spears before a hunt. Kneeling before they rise for the day in tattered stabproof vests they read the sun it's Miranda Rights in thanks for rising again, for at night, The Frein hunts.

limeincoke posted:

It's less badass that they could have bought everyone in the state a new car with the money they've given to OT pulling cops.

Ork of Fiction posted:

I always see this old beat cop riding that poo poo past my office and I wonder how bad you have to gently caress up to be doing downtown seg-patrol at like 68 y/o.
Just one old white dude pushing the crack dealers down the block and watching them fill back in behind him, all day, every day.

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Wisconsin cops deploy armored vehicle to collect fines from 75-year-old man for messy land

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The town of Stettin had sued Hoeppner in 2008, saying that the use of his land where he restored antique tractors violated city ordinances. He was ordered to remove rubbish as part of a settlement, but a judge later ruled that he had not complied and fined Hoeppner $500-a-day.

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“I’ve been involved in about five standoff situations where, as soon as the MARV showed up, the person gives up,” Bean said. “People may not always understand why, but an armored vehicle is almost a necessity now.”

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

penn posters in the name of all that is funny please tell the cops this is where frein is hiding

Straker posted:

i'd get those flamethrowers mounted under my car on both sides like they used to (still?) sell in south africa to prevent carjackings, to defend myself in the event of a traffic stop

Magic Rabbit Hat posted:

Frein's going to be found dead in a holding cell due to "undiagnosed heart problems."

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Because excited delirium doesn't show up in an autopsy, it is the subject's behavior that determines the diagnosis. And if there aren't any witnesses, only the police can describe what happened.

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They strike him about 40 times. Jones is on the ground when more officers arrive with nightsticks. Jones calls out for his mother. That's the last thing he says.

Jones stops moving. He dies a few minutes later.

The coroner found that Jones did not die from excessive police force but from a number of causes — such as heart failure, obesity, drug use and asphyxiation. He later told reporters that Jones' death could have been the result of something called excited delirium.

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"It's definitely real," Mash says. "And while we don't know precisely what causes this, we do know it is the result of a neural chemical imbalance in the brain."

But nearly all reported cases of excited delirium involve people who are fighting with police. And that's extremely problematic, says Eric Balaban of the American Civil Liberties Union.

"I know of no reputable medical organization — certainly not the AMA [American Medical Association] or the APA [American Psychological Association] — that recognizes excited delirium as a medical or mental-health condition," Balaban says.

He's right. Excited delirium is not recognized by professional medical associations, and you won't find it listed in the chief psychiatric reference book.

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Man holds up hands and lies down — and cops still kick him in the face and Taser him

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In the video, the first detective to arrive immediately kicked Whittle in the face, while the second — identified as Chinn — handcuffed him. The first detective held a Taser to Whittle’s back and used it to subdue him. When Whittle lifted his face, blood can be seen streaming down it from a gash above his eyes.

However, the official police reports filed by both detectives make no mention of the kick or its effect on Whittle.

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Boston police arrest off-duty cop who screamed racist slurs while beating Uber driver and bystander

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As Doherty chased the man around the car, the driver flagged down another motorist who stopped to help him, only to have Doherty drive off in the Uber driver’s car.

The driver and good Samaritan gave chase, confronting Doherty when he stopped, at which time Doherty told the African-American man who had stopped to help the Uber driver, “What do you want, you f*cking n*gger?” before attacking both men.

As the men wrestled to the ground, Doherty saw the lights of a police cruiser approaching and , according to police report, “stopped fighting and began to walk away.” The two police officers focused their attention on the two victims, as the Uber driver pointed at Doherty fleeing.

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Cops break woman’s ribs for ‘disrespect’ after asking about a crime committed while she was asleep

Mary Frances Jones told the Victoria Advocate that the three police officers woke her up early in the morning on Dec. 22, 2013 over reports that a truck that she had purchased the day before had been seen driving in a local creek.

Jones said that she had been unaware at the time that her sons borrowed the truck while she was sleeping. After officers claimed that she was lying about owning the truck, Jones said she tried to go back inside her home, and that’s when they forced her to the ground.

“One of them had his foot on my arm, and the other kicked me and broke my ribs,” she recalled. “They hurt me. They hurt me bad, and they know they did.”

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‘Goddamned Nazi Stormtrooper’: Texas cop Tasers 76-year-old man with expired inspection

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But dashcam video obtained by the paper shows Robinson using force to arrest Vasquez for what should have been a Class C misdemeanor. In the video, Vasquez pulls his arm away from Robinson, and the officer slams him into the hood of the patrol car. The two men disappear from camera range as Robinson places Vasquez in a hold, and then forces him to the ground.

According to police, Robinson shocked Vasquez with a Taser twice while he was on the ground.

“He just acted like a pit bull, and that was it,” Vasquez recalled. “For a while, I thought he was going to pull his gun and shoot me.”