- El_Elegante
- Jul 3, 2004
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Mess with the diape, you get the snipe
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- El_Elegante
- Jul 3, 2004
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Deployed rook killdozes load bearing drywall of wrong house. Roof falls on heroic light stick rave cop. Grover charged with attempted murder.
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Sep 30, 2014 05:58
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- El_Elegante
- Jul 3, 2004
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Day 30 OCT-7th (?)
Food supplies running low, when we found his stockpile the first man on it, a rookie private, immediately tore into the tuna can with his teeth, cracking four of them. The sergeants pulled him off, wailing, in a scrum. Not to help him, no, to do exactly the same thing. We didn't have can openers, that went towards the Rook. Every half sane man left thinks this exact thought. No one says anything. It doesn't matter anymore.
At first we thought the diapers were his. Well, that's what the dick sucking politicos tried to convince us anyway, convince themselves. But Frein doesn't need to poop. He doesn't need to do anything, but kill cops. Kill fat cops, fat baby fat goo goo cops. The diapers were for us. Every man that walked off on his own to poo poo disappeared. Same with groups. We'd lose contact with squads on opposite sides of the forest at the same time. "Maybe they left, maybe they got out." But we all knew, there was no way out of this forest. Frein was the forest, and the diapers were for us. lovely lovely poo cop diapers.
Those that wear the diapers, live, those that don't... But I don't care anymore, I'm already dead. I don't remember when I died. Was it when the chief locked himself in the Rook, furiously masturbating as he doused himself in gasoline? Or when we received the last broadcast from the outside world, from John MacPhareus at Utica 103.1, "fucken cops, die piglets lol." Even if we got out, there's no going back. Every time I close my eyes I see soiled diapers as involuntarily as I poo poo in them. Frein has won. I love my diapers.
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Oct 4, 2014 17:25
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- El_Elegante
- Jul 3, 2004
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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They found some diary entries from the guy.
Among them:
Sudden movement on the rooftops -- I zoomed in my M16A14 w/ A Cog and fired off a sick double tap on some statie wearing glowsticks, his body sort of just went limp why running & then fell off the roof onto the street lmao. Then I felt sick to by tummy, thinking wow, I just.. killed someone, but I ate a spoiled MRE earlier haha, killing people is loving cool and Im never eading Jambalaya MRE again
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Oct 9, 2014 03:22
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- El_Elegante
- Jul 3, 2004
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Biscuit Hider
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eric frein the sniper diaper
the log dawg the one and only crapper trapper ready with excrement that will be to your detriment
the mastermind of the pennsylvania poo coup
the man who can drop a stool while keeping cool, with a bullseye on your brown eye
i said the turd turd turd is the word
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Oct 12, 2014 03:51
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- El_Elegante
- Jul 3, 2004
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Are there any ballads about Chris dorne?
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Oct 17, 2014 04:19
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- El_Elegante
- Jul 3, 2004
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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He's already a folk hero, just waiting until he gets a ballad to make it official.
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Oct 21, 2014 17:21
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- El_Elegante
- Jul 3, 2004
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Lost diap4t
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Oct 23, 2014 12:47
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- El_Elegante
- Jul 3, 2004
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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It's about time et got a remake.
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Oct 28, 2014 00:26
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- El_Elegante
- Jul 3, 2004
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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If you spent more than zero moments theorycrafting how to catch the diaper sniper you should kill yourself.
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Oct 28, 2014 00:51
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- El_Elegante
- Jul 3, 2004
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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It was Vendagoat who posted the very stupid idea in all sincerity.
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Oct 29, 2014 00:32
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- El_Elegante
- Jul 3, 2004
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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lol @ officer chubs that can't get his hat strap around his chin
loving dying.
Also the diap looks chubbier than I would have expected
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