Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

What is this a picture of I want to know more. Is this the ninja in the OP or some airsoft human being? I can't distinguish reality from fantasy anymore.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Yivgev posted:

its the film 'rampage' about a teenager who looks like he owns every nine inch nails album walking around shooting random people for an hour and a half

So its basically the inspiration for Dredd, I'm sold.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Philthy posted:

This guy is a Vietnam re-enactment actor. He's never been in the military.

Basically an antisocial shut-in wandering in the woods.

This is why goons shouldn't leave the basement.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

lol just what we need. Instead of kicking down doors for no knock warrants the man can just killdozer ur wall.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Liquid Dinosaur posted:


Just put some ribbons on that thing and it wouldn't look out of place in Warhammer 40k.

What does the front view look like? If there's not a giant Kool-Aid man mural on it its wrong.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

orangesampson posted:

edit: i am the guy with the 3 glow sticks on his belt.

Which one?

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Deployed rook killdozes load bearing drywall of wrong house. Roof falls on heroic light stick rave cop. Grover charged with attempted murder.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

A Spider Covets posted:

came in here expecting a ninja who stealth shits in cop cars

:( :( :(

Be patient, this is how I plan on spending retirement.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Tsinava posted:

Stay Safe Diaper Sniper

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Frostwerks posted:

assault forklift simulator '14

This would be at least as much fun as goat simulator.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

VendaGoat posted:

he's just loving with them now.

Shot himself a drainage ditch two weeks ago. Cops want to let it ride because they're having too much fun.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Lazyfire posted:

How does this guy keep eluding us? We're so well trained!

*Stomps through the woods with eight other guys*
*Drives armored forklift into a bear cave*
*fires tear gas round at animals watching a deer take its first steps, takes out violent anti-government rabbit*

lol, also glowsticks.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Mr. Horrible posted:

First he rustled the cops. Now he's ruining hunting. If he could get churches to close he just might make Pennsylvania habitable.

He needs one of those party ammo belt things that you wear over your shoulder filled with yeunglings and he could be my PA mascot.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Chomp8645 posted:

Now the Rook is gonna appear in the next Call of Duty game.

I'll finally get my wish for a kool-aid man decal on the front as $4.99 DLC. Always wait for a steam sale. Oh yeah.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Stay in the woods forever camo cops!

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

lol if you thought the police would be held accountable in any way.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I am hero worshiping this goon who shits himself in the woods. 4 real.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I am building a Frein Shrine made of poo.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

SplitSoul posted:

i think you missed the memo: police forensics figured out after a month of careful dna testing and probing and scratching their heads that they weren't actually adult diapers and that the poo within most likely did not belong to eric frein but had been left in the woods by persons unknown. a separate million dollar manhunt is now underway for the elusive poop-butt baby serial litterer.

Wow. There are two heros!? Sniper and Shitter.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Q: Does a hero poo poo in the woods?
A: yes.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Guys, guys I figured it out. Heros Sniper and Scat found that isolationist out-of-time village with joaquin phoenix hidden in the middle of the woods.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

PoconoHermit posted:

Most folks around here think he's been gone for a while. Today a tractor trailer went through Canadensis with a load of what I can only describe as a half dozen tactical golf carts. I would have taken a picture but I didn't feel like getting my poo poo pushed in.

lmao

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

This needs a place on the new page.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Dr_Amazing posted:

If he gets enough tickets thrown out he's going to become some sort of folk hero.

I thought we decided he was already a hero worthy of worship and shrines made of dung.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I think that it looks more like an anti-gravity scrotum.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
The Frein will not be restrained by your floating scro, bro.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Oops turns out there's alot of trees in the woods where we're searching for poo snipah.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
He looks mysteriously not covered in poo poo in those pics. Obviously a setup.

  • Locked thread