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Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
ok moving forward we're going to have YOSPOS lunch and learns every week or every other week staring next week or the week after. on tuesdays probably in the downstairs meeting area? let me know if you want to speak and if you have allergies. food is provided at the lunch and learn of course but you can only eat it if you attend. remote people please make sure that you can dial in ahead of time and/or have lync set up correctly. talk to IT if not. no, contractors cannot book the lunch and learn as billable time. its for your own good and there is free sandwiches. this is going to be great. see you there!

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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
wait lunch and leanrs are a thing all places do??? because i've been very excited about my company because do them

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?
i don't eat lunch sorry

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
is this where I post what I had for lunch?

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
as always YOSPOS innovates and everyone else follows

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
is smoking weed ok during these meets? I think it could be beneficial to "pass a joint" so to speak during these events

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

its required

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


gluten is haraam op

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
Aug 15, 2004

optimized multichannel
campaigns to drive
demand and increase
brand engagement
across web, mobile,
and social touchpoints,
bitch!
:yaycloud::smithcloud:

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

wait lunch and leanrs are a thing all places do??? because i've been very excited about my company because do them


ooh my boss loves lunch and learns, the new cj loves to give them. he's too good natured and straight laced to know better. if he didn't make my job so much easier i'd probably hate him.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i heard there was pineapple pizza is that true?

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
Aug 15, 2004

optimized multichannel
campaigns to drive
demand and increase
brand engagement
across web, mobile,
and social touchpoints,
bitch!
:yaycloud::smithcloud:

Boxturret posted:

i heard there was pineapple pizza is that true?

hawaiian ham and pineapple, or bbq with pineapple will be provided.

Fax Sender
Aug 11, 2013

kiss my ass
no thanks i'll exit via the roof now

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


Boxturret posted:

i heard there was pineapple pizza is that true?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75aGG27dGUA

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

i have sametime how do i connect? will there be a smartcloud?

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Boxturret posted:

i heard there was pineapple pizza is that true?

hosed up

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
i can't concentrate over every one of you sloppily chowing down

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
Aug 15, 2004

optimized multichannel
campaigns to drive
demand and increase
brand engagement
across web, mobile,
and social touchpoints,
bitch!
:yaycloud::smithcloud:

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

i can't concentrate over every one of you sloppily chowing down

i got pizza all over my handout, and my crotch.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

what if there's too mucht o learn in one lunch

can we extend the lunch and learn to a train the trainer event?

we can do roleplays

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
i want to be alone. can i get a live stream of these events?

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
hi this is poty from india. is it mandatory to have lunch during the talk? its 9pm here

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
please advise the needful

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
kind sir please email source code for lunch project source the needful must be done thank you again kind sir

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

TO: Distribution/AllEmployees
SUBJ: RE: Today's Lunch and Learn
WILL THERE BE A SAMETIME CONFERENCE FOR THIS EVENT?

THANKS

Thanks,

Jerry Pissfuck, Jr.
Quality Assurance Lead
Raleigh, NC
jpissfuck@corporate.com
Tel: 548-239-2342
Fax: 548-232-4821
"Quality must be institutional"

Please consider the environment before printing this email.

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carry on then fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Sep 29, 2014

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




doesn't even have a 555 prefix

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

carry on then posted:

TO: Distribution/AllEmployees
SUBJ: RE: Today's Lunch and Learn
WILL THERE BE A SAMETIME CONFERENCE FOR THIS EVENT?

THANKS

Thanks,

Jerry Pissfuck, Jr.
Quality Assurance Lead
Raleigh, NC
jpissfuck@corporate.com
Tel: 548-239-2342
Fax: 548-232-4821
"Quality must be institutional"

Please consider the environment before printing this email.

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for a good time

for a good time calllllllllllllllll

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
good ol jerry

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
whenever i forget a co-workers name i just call them james

hasn't failed me so far

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



i forget everyones name, they all know mine, but i just go oh heyyy and hopefully someone in the vicinity says their name

Egan Yardley
Jun 11, 2010

i just say "whats-his/her-face"

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Vintersorg posted:

i forget everyones name, they all know mine, but i just go oh heyyy and hopefully someone in the vicinity says their name

'so how do you spell your name so i can email you later?'

'its B I L L, S M I T H'

'oh ok cool just making sure :shobon:'

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



maniacdevnull posted:

'so how do you spell your name so i can email you later?'

'its B I L L, S M I T H'

'oh ok cool just making sure :shobon:'

lol

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

Dr. Honked posted:

remote people please make sure that you have lync set up correctly.

why do the remote people have to accomplish Sisyphean tasks to attend?

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

also don't forget about our ongoing brown-bag series [sorry no food in our budget] "watch webinars and conference speeches about companies who do things better than we do and whose processes we'll never be able to imitate because we're so busted" every third thursday

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



lync doesn't work for me can someone provide a webex link?


Best Regards,

C. face Joe, PMP

"without data all you have is an opinion!"

Egan Yardley
Jun 11, 2010

I have a tee time at noon can anybody record this and upload to Youtube with footnotes of relevant information? Just e-mail me the link.

Thanks a bunch.

Egan M. Yardley
Vice President of Seniority

563 DAYS 'TIL IM OUT OF HERE, BITCH!!

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
this is the thread where I post in character as myself in my actual job

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

lol if you don't have "brown bags" instead of lunch and learns where you get the privilege of bringing your own lunch and losing your lunch break simultaneously

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

lol if you don't stop by lunch and learns to take a slice of pizza back to your office while the idiots underneath you get their lunch break taken away from them

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

bonus points if you do it just as its starting so everyone knows what you're doing but you aren't *really* interrupting it

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I'm the guy leaving several wilted lettuce leaves with carrot shreds and the 2 egg salad sandwiches nobody wanted in the break room afterward

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