YOSPOS lunch and learn. REQUIRED: all yospos staff

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Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

qirex posted:

I'm the guy leaving several wilted lettuce leaves with carrot shreds and the 2 egg salad sandwiches nobody wanted in the break room afterward

*takes two bagel tops*

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qirex: Feb 15, 2001

Jonny 290 posted:

*takes two bagel tops*

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:28

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

qirex posted:

lol

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:34

raruler: Oct 5, 2003; “Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

qirex posted:

I'm the guy leaving several wilted lettuce leaves with carrot shreds and the 2 egg salad sandwiches nobody wanted in the break room afterward

#bagelcrimes

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:35

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

qirex posted:

I'm the guy leaving several wilted lettuce leaves with carrot shreds and the 2 egg salad sandwiches nobody wanted in the break room afterward

lol this but the stale pieces of bread that come with the catered soup

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:35

raruler: Oct 5, 2003; “Here lies a toppled god —
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”

mishaq posted:

lol this but the stale pieces of bread that come with the catered soup

that dough rocks

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:36

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

my company has brown bags but then they made a policy that you can't eat in the room they held them in. corporations, lol

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:37

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

its required

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:37

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

raruler posted:

#bagelcrimes

#bagelcrime is serious business

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:42

Squinty Applebottom: Jan 1, 2013

if you can't see the freedom tower from where you are guess what you have no idea what a bagel is so please don't talk about your lovely bagel like garbage

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:47

Squinty Applebottom: Jan 1, 2013

the only crime are people outside of NYC thinking that what they are eating are bagels

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:47

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

making ny bagels is really easy and it's amazing that you never get them outside of new york

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:48

emoji: Jun 4, 2004

what kind of idiot bitch works at a place without fluid hours/location and on-site chefs

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:52

A Wheezy Steampunk: Jul 16, 2006; High School Grads Eligible!

is this at noon because i eat lunch at 2 so can we compromise and have these a 1? i would appreciate it thanks

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:02

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Cat Face Joe posted:

C. face Joe, PMP

personal mom page

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:19

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

lol if you don't get free meals at work

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:20

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

qirex posted:

I'm the guy leaving several wilted lettuce leaves with carrot shreds and the 2 egg salad sandwiches nobody wanted in the break room afterward

who doesn't want egg salad sandwiches? :confused:

# ? Sep 30, 2014 02:01

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

i really want egg salad sandwiches now

# ? Sep 30, 2014 02:04

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

excuse me someone is eating very close to their phone could you please mute your phone I can't hear the presentation

# ? Sep 30, 2014 02:10

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

*toilet flushes*

# ? Sep 30, 2014 02:10

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Cold on a Cob posted:

*toilet flushes*

It's your posting

# ? Sep 30, 2014 02:51

Penguissimo: Apr 7, 2007

wait how do you knwo if you are yospos staff or not

# ? Sep 30, 2014 02:57

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

Penguissimo posted:

wait how do you knwo if you are yospos staff or not

look at your badge, guy. does it say contractor? do you have to fill in hours using something not on yospos.net? then you are not staff okay, and stop trying to eat from the meeting hall food in the hallway, that's for the staff in the meeting, and i've seen a VP watch you do it and it makes ME look bad, me.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 03:00

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

qirex posted:

#bagelcrime is serious business

not making a fresh pot when it's empty aka COFFEE CRIME should be punishable by having the next pot poured on your genitals, seriously gently caress you, i don't care what time of day it is because IT'S ALWAYS TIME FOR MORE COFFEE

# ? Sep 30, 2014 03:03

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Penguissimo posted:

wait how do you knwo if you are yospos staff or not

who's your upline?

# ? Sep 30, 2014 03:04

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

maniacdevnull posted:

not making a fresh pot when it's empty aka COFFEE CRIME should be punishable by having the next pot poured on your genitals, seriously gently caress you, i don't care what time of day it is because IT'S ALWAYS TIME FOR MORE COFFEE

Same but I came in early today and made the first pot so next man up

# ? Sep 30, 2014 03:06

Penguissimo: Apr 7, 2007

Sniep posted:

look at your badge, guy. does it say contractor? do you have to fill in hours using something not on yospos.net? then you are not staff okay, and stop trying to eat from the meeting hall food in the hallway, that's for the staff in the meeting, and i've seen a VP watch you do it and it makes ME look bad, me.

if people would stop stealing my lunch out of the fridge then i wouldnt need to forage okay??

duTrieux. posted:

who's your upline?

i have always assumed it was smythe but now that you mention it i dont think he actually knows that

# ? Sep 30, 2014 03:07

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Penguissimo posted:

i have always assumed it was smythe but now that you mention it i dont think he actually knows that

i like the cut of your jib. johnson! promote this man.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 03:09

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Captain Foo posted:

Same but I came in early today and made the first pot so next man up

noooope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww86iaucd2A

basically my dream office

# ? Sep 30, 2014 03:11

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Jonny 290 posted:

*takes two bagel tops*

# ? Sep 30, 2014 03:18

Farecoal: Oct 15, 2011; There he go

qirex posted:

#bagelcrime is serious business

its doubleplus ungood

# ? Sep 30, 2014 03:20

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

hey can we order some more jalape�o bagels? those seem to always go first and they are my fav and always out

just a suggestion, maybe we can get fewer of teh blueberry ones? those are always *voice from distance 'but i love the blueberry ones!'* I know Janice but you're the only one who eats them and they are always the last ones left!!

# ? Sep 30, 2014 03:24

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

sorry op i dont learn

# ? Sep 30, 2014 03:26

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Sniep posted:

hey can we order some more jalape�o bagels? those seem to always go first and they are my fav and always out

just a suggestion, maybe we can get fewer of teh blueberry ones? those are always *voice from distance 'but i love the blueberry ones!'* I know Janice but you're the only one who eats them and they are always the last ones left!!

everything in this post is truth

salt bagels are loving great, too.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 03:27

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

omg i just googled it i can only find less than ~5000 previous instances of the following joke even though i know it has to be old as gently caress

# ? Sep 30, 2014 03:30

Kilroy: Oct 1, 2000

qirex posted:

also don't forget about our ongoing brown-bag series [sorry no food in our budget] "watch webinars and conference speeches about companies who do things better than we do and whose processes we'll never be able to imitate because we're so busted" every third thursday

oh, we'll imitate them all right, but the, ah, planes, as it were, will never come

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duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

a birthing crech crashes into tel aviv, carrying bag-el, the last surviving son of a distant star

# ? Sep 30, 2014 03:31

Kilroy: Oct 1, 2000

Kilroy posted:

oh, we'll imitate them all right, but the, ah, planes, as it were, will never come

"agile just means we do the usual iterative waterfall thing with a release every ten weeks, but we have an hour-long meeting each day where I talk and we call this meeting a scrum call" - literally my boss

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Kilroy: Oct 1, 2000

also I'm a vegan will there be a vegan option for vegans

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Kilroy posted:

also I'm a vegan will there be a vegan option for vegans

yes

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