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AHungryRobot
Oct 12, 2012

Zoolooman posted:

Deal with it. *Fedora sinks down onto my head*

dude was CLEARLY wearing a cowboy hat. get your dang hats straight.

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Zooloo
Mar 30, 2003

just wanted to make you something beautiful

AHungryRobot posted:

dude was CLEARLY wearing a cowboy hat. get your dang hats straight.

I wrote that rant. I won't accept death of the author. My vanity demands it.

AHungryRobot
Oct 12, 2012

Zoolooman posted:

I wrote that rant. I won't accept death of the author. My vanity demands it.

well then nice rant. i tip my hat to you sir :tipshat:

LordVonEarlDuke
Jun 24, 2011

In KOTOR i beat the last boss using landmines, a deeply dishonorable weapon

Fargield
Sep 27, 2008
I'm not gay but there's something about sonics cum...

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

i killed Mordin in my Mass Effect 3 playthrough. he died in vain.

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

I get wicked anxiety when I try to play adventure games like The Wolf Among Us

I made my cousin play Silent Hill 3 while I watched because I am incredibly easy to startle and scare

I watch playthroughs on youtube or streams instead of actually playing most games anymore because I stopped bothering sometime around PS2

I unironically think SaGa Frontier had the best combat system of any RPG I will ever play

I played and beat and best-ended the roguelike ADOM just to spite myself





that's it

those are my sins

I'm done

Nihnoz
Aug 24, 2009

ararararararararararara
was it zooloman who kept unbanning 1-976-ATHIEST

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

I usually play shmups on the easiest difficulty

Swelter Discharge
Mar 21, 2013

A Meat posted:

I usually play shmups on the easiest difficulty

that doesnt sound fun

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
I reenact the entirety of the Holocaust in Warcraft 3 once every few weeks

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Fag Boy Jim posted:

I want to have sexual intercourse with video game characters.

Hoodrich
Feb 4, 2011

by Reene

Jagshemash! Me have sexy time with Zelda bumhole! My Wife Die of AIDS because of the Jew. lol

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Nihnoz posted:

was it zooloman who kept unbanning 1-976-ATHIEST

Remember when 1-976-ATHIEST thought it was the funniest, most epic thing of all time that you could make someone that looked kind of like Michael Jackson in Mass Effect and he got mad when people called him a loser for it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I've never beat the final boss of the first Half-Life game without cheat codes.

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
I died the first time I fought Pinwheel in Dark Souls

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
when I was a kid I was playing donkey kong country, and Cranky Kong said I was bad at games or something and I cried

well thats my story

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Eonwe posted:

when I was a kid I was playing donkey kong country, and Cranky Kong said I was bad at games or something and I cried

well thats my story

I watched my cousin play that and I called the things in the ground you slap to open up, Hairy Holes and his hot girlfriend laughed at me and then he beat my rear end with action figures or something in the basement.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Wormskull posted:

I watched my cousin play that and I called the things in the ground you slap to open up, Hairy Holes and his hot girlfriend laughed at me and then he beat my rear end with action figures or something in the basement.

Lmao.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Never got around to actually beating a mario game. Any of them.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

WanderingMinstrel I posted:

Never got around to actually beating a mario game. Any of them.

I've only ever beat the first one on the all stars version with saves.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Sir John Feelgood posted:

I spend every second of my life reading and posting about video games on the Internet. You know what the hosed up part is? I dont even like them.

mods?!

vermeul
Sep 14, 2014

Free Acid
I could never get past the first level of the stupid Dolphin game for SEGA.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
paid full price for Brink

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

I think every game would benefit from Team Ninja's patented sixaxis boob jiggle controls.

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014
I've never even heard of, let alone played, a video game.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


I logged out during a dungeon the second I got every thing I needed because I wanted to take a nap

Grawl
Aug 28, 2008

Do the D.A.N.C.E
1234, fight!
Stick to the B.E.A.T
Get ready to ignite
You were such a P.Y.T
Catching all the lights
Just easy as A.B.C
That's how we make it right
I keep buying poo poo on Steam but I never play any of it.

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

If one of my essential raiders couldnt make a raid i would play their character for them

Is playing an mmo selflessly symptomatic of a mental illness

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Tiler Kiwi posted:

paid full price for Brink
Star Ocean 3 for me. I quit like 3 hours in.

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

FactsAreUseless posted:

Star Ocean 3 for me. I quit like 3 hours in.

In your defense SO2 was pretty freakin good

Duke Jan
Dec 27, 2009

AGITATING SKELETON
i always play the female character

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Benny D posted:

In your defense SO2 was pretty freakin good
Never played it, have no defense.

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
every time I've tried to play mario 64 I got bored and quit after the first level.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

FactsAreUseless posted:

Star Ocean 3 for me. I quit like 3 hours in.

I paid full price too but played through the whole thing. You made the better choice.

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
I used /pizza

Heran Bago
Aug 18, 2006



I beat Metroid: Other M

Cyron
Mar 10, 2014

by zen death robot
I like fandoras but you can only where them if you are dressing up as Indiana Jones or a 1930's gangster. hipsters ruin everything.

Also i don't trust anyone who are fans of egorapor.

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Console Role Player
Sep 15, 2007

Snooch to the Gooch
I like video games and I play them sometimes.

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