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Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Petey posted:

i can't stress this enough: gronk is a moron

If anyone hasn't read this yet, enjoy
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/11/14/5103982/rob-gronkowski-womens-football-clinic

Gronk's Football Camp for Women

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:13

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# ? May 17, 2024 09:42

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

A beautiful moron.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:14

ChampRamp: Mar 29, 2010; SAVE_US.CHR

Remember when Danny Amendola was supposed to replace Welker

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:14

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

I'm just glad that the Patriots are still committed to putting a very watchable product on the field.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:14

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

So uh Good news the Pats are bad, the bad news they're gonna be salty as gently caress when they play my team at home next week.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:14

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Petey posted:

i can't stress this enough: gronk is a moron

Sexy >>> moron.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:14

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Frank Eufemia posted:

So what happened tonight? Are the Patriots actually doing bad this season? Is age getting to Brady? Or did the chiefs just call have their number?

They ran a lot of max protect to keep Brady upright (which more or less worked), but even the Chiefs questionable secondary can cover a couple of guys every play. Especially when they're the Pats receivers. And the Pats D is allergic to tackling.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:14

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

ChampRamp posted:

Remember when Danny Amendola was supposed to replace Welker

Patriot Way Lol

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:14

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Declan MacManus posted:

I think the Patriots might have the handsomest sideline in football

Brady, Gronk, Amendola, Garopolo, Wilfork

Gronk?

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:14

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

ChampRamp posted:

Remember when Danny Amendola was supposed to replace Welker

Don't ever question Billy 5 aces

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:14

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

ChampRamp posted:

Remember when Danny Amendola was supposed to replace Welker

This is still hilarious. It was hilarious then and even more hilarious that people bought and believed that

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:14

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Just cut Amendola.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:14

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Better flag Houston for praying.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:14

Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Justin Houston is so getting paid

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:14

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Petey posted:

Every picture of gronk I have ever seen is him just smiling with a face of childlike wonder at the magic of being alive

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:14

MatildaTheHun: Aug 31, 2011; here's the thing donovan, I'm always hungry

TheModernAmerican posted:

But it's the perfect squash, all the extremes are more extreme

Squash. Sequel. Same thing

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:14

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Is that dude cosplaying is Boromir in a Pats uniform?

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:15

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

TBH I think the ref probably didn't know who the player was and probably didn't realize he was Muslim. I never heard of Abdullah until tonight.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:15

ebg: Mar 31, 2008

y'all have weird taste in men

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:15

GNU Order: Feb 28, 2011; That's a paddlin'

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Every picture of gronk I have ever seen is him just smiling with a face of childlike wonder at the magic of being alive

Truly, ignorance is bliss

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:15

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

Eifert Posting posted:

So uh Good news the Pats are bad, the bad news they're gonna be salty as gently caress when they play my team at home next week.

yeah

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:15

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

more like garoppo :lol:

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:15

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

also I saw the stat line and who the hell cast Bigby's Sticky Touch on Lafell

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:15

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Burger Trench posted:

TBH I think the ref probably didn't know who the player was and probably didn't realize he was Muslim. I never heard of Abdullah until tonight.

He had some mild press a few years ago while on the Vikings for fasting during Ramadan, and through practices/games of course

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:15

pmchem: Jan 22, 2010

Hey Washington Redskins fans,

This is how a team honors Native Americans~. Chiefs vs some uppity northeasterners

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:16

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

watching houston take down garappollo in slom-mo was like one of those nature films with gazzelles getting mauled

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:16

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

MAO TSE-TUNGACUNT posted:

y'all have weird taste in men

I think we can all agree with Jimmy G. and Coach Handsome.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:16

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Alouicious posted:

also I saw the stat line and who the hell cast Bigby's Sticky Touch on Lafell

Bigby probably

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:16

GNU Order: Feb 28, 2011; That's a paddlin'

MAO TSE-TUNGACUNT posted:

y'all have weird taste in men

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:16

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Frank Eufemia posted:

So what happened tonight? Are the Patriots actually doing bad this season? Is age getting to Brady? Or did the chiefs just call have their number?

The Patriots offensive line is a total mess and as such, the offense has played like poo poo so far this year. Tonight, their defense got run the gently caress over, which is definitely different then all but the 2nd half of the Miami game so far. Brady's fine, he's not in the top 10 problems for this offense.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:16

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Chromatic posted:

Justin Houston is so getting paid

No all the Houston money went to Alex Smith instead and Parm couldn't be more thrilled

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:16

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Alouicious posted:

also I saw the stat line and who the hell cast Bigby's Sticky Touch on Lafell

That's not a spell, Alouicious, geez, how embarrassing this must be for you

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:16

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Every picture of gronk I have ever seen is him just smiling with a face of childlike wonder at the magic of being alive

i'm going to timetravel

to florida

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:16

Fate Accomplice: Nov 30, 2006

Frank Eufemia posted:

So what happened tonight? Are the Patriots actually doing bad this season? Is age getting to Brady? Or did the chiefs just call have their number?

Oline terrible, genius level oline coach retired, no receivers not named Gronk/Edelman, Brady has no one to throw to/no time to throw/is old, defense is just as sieve-like as it has been the last 5 years.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:16