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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
Windows 10R2

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PissWhisk
Oct 12, 2012

quackers
wait what was windows 9 again

Egan Yardley
Jun 11, 2010

http://www.infoworld.com/article/2613504/microsoft-windows/microsoft-skips--too-good--windows-9--jumps-to-windows-10.html

[This is an April Fool's story. It is fiction, not fact even though it contains facts. --Ed. April 1st, 2013]

GUESS AGAIN BITCH

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
PXE Boot is the first good name ive seen ms come up with in a decade and a half (the good thing before was the microsoft sidewinder because it handled like a venomous serpent)

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

PissWhisk posted:

wait what was windows 9 again

Windows 10

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
I'm the zippered jacket being pulled apart like a button down

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Egan Yardley posted:

http://www.infoworld.com/article/2613504/microsoft-windows/microsoft-skips--too-good--windows-9--jumps-to-windows-10.html

[This is an April Fool's story. It is fiction, not fact even though it contains facts. --Ed. April 1st, 2013]

GUESS AGAIN BITCH

this is extremely good poo poo

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

PissWhisk posted:

wait what was windows 9 again

this morning

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
they named the 31st windows, windows 10

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
Q: Can you talk about the name? Seems weird going from Windows 8 to Windows 10.

A: This product, when you see the product in your fullness I think you'll agree with us that it's a more appropriate name.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
also how does this jive with the "skip every other version of Windows" rhetoric?

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
Windows 10: I think you'll agree with us that it's a more appropriate name

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn

Egan Yardley posted:

http://www.infoworld.com/article/2613504/microsoft-windows/microsoft-skips--too-good--windows-9--jumps-to-windows-10.html

[This is an April Fool's story. It is fiction, not fact even though it contains facts. --Ed. April 1st, 2013]

GUESS AGAIN BITCH

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
Q: You mentioned screens ranging from 4 inches to 80 inches. Is Windows 10 the next version of the phone operating system too?

A: Yes.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

graph posted:

Q: You mentioned screens ranging from 4 inches to 80 inches. Is Windows 10 the next version of the phone operating system too?

A: Yes.


windows RTą⁰

Egan Yardley
Jun 11, 2010

i didnt actually read the article but now im skimming thru and it owns

quote:

The decision to jump to Windows 10 was announced during an all-company meeting by Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer, who took the stage in front of a banner reading "Mission Accomplished."

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

graph posted:

Q: You mentioned screens ranging from 4 inches to 80 inches. Is Windows 10 the next version of the phone operating system too?

A: Yes.


yee

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

graph posted:

Q: You mentioned screens ranging from 4 inches to 80 inches. Is Windows 10 the next version of the phone operating system too?

A: Yes.


no you stupid dick we're selling four inch desktop monitors WHAT DO YOU THINK

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
did anyone say Windows X yet?! :xd:

Ericadia
Oct 31, 2007

Not A Unicorn

graph posted:

Windows 10

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Egan Yardley
Jun 11, 2010

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

did anyone say Windows X yet?! :xd:

ˇWindows Diez!

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

dragon enthusiast posted:

they called it Windows 10 because 7 ate 9

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
Xbox 10

PissWhisk
Oct 12, 2012

quackers
Windbone

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
Q: How much of a threat does Microsoft consider Apple and Google in the enterprise?

A: We've listened to the customer, what they need from us. The core, we're product people. What we do is build a product.


same, OP

Caithness
Nov 10, 2012

HEY!!!
YOU CAN SEE ME, CAN'T YOU? THEN WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!?

PissWhisk posted:

wait what was windows 9 again

Windows 8.1 Update 1

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
it literally frustrates me that non-tech ppl dont find this hilarious

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

the guy who considers these responses "answers" is the same guy who came up with the words in the chm help file system isn't it

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

i'm the potatoes being thrown at the stage

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
pxe boot and bios are not even windows specific terms

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84NI5fjTfpQ

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
Q: Now it's Windows 10, will we see future versions named after big cats?

:master: :nattyburn: :drat:

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

graph posted:

Q: Now it's Windows 10, will we see future versions named after big cats?

:master: :nattyburn: :drat:

no, dogs.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Egan Yardley posted:

ˇWindows Diez!

more like ˇWindows Dios! after the 500th time you try to use it!!!

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

windows 10 looks pretty good and might be worth the switch from 7!!

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
"your feedback is important" haha remember when they first showed windows 8 ppl were screaming "gently caress NO DONT DO IT NOO" and sinofski was like "whatevs bitches i'll do what i want" and then he kickflipped a surface

sinfoski's done now and replaced by a man straight from the "where are they now" show about a 90s boyband. belfiori here's my feedback: your hair is garbage poo poo

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013


this is the most awkward teleprompter reading I've seen in ages

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Windows Shih Tzu

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Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge

Egan Yardley posted:

http://www.infoworld.com/article/2613504/microsoft-windows/microsoft-skips--too-good--windows-9--jumps-to-windows-10.html

[This is an April Fool's story. It is fiction, not fact even though it contains facts. --Ed. April 1st, 2013]

GUESS AGAIN BITCH

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