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Windows 10R2
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:44 |
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# ? May 18, 2024 00:58 |
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wait what was windows 9 again
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:45 |
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http://www.infoworld.com/article/2613504/microsoft-windows/microsoft-skips--too-good--windows-9--jumps-to-windows-10.html [This is an April Fool's story. It is fiction, not fact even though it contains facts. --Ed. April 1st, 2013] GUESS AGAIN BITCH
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:45 |
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PXE Boot is the first good name ive seen ms come up with in a decade and a half (the good thing before was the microsoft sidewinder because it handled like a venomous serpent)
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:45 |
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PissWhisk posted:wait what was windows 9 again Windows 10
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:45 |
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I'm the zippered jacket being pulled apart like a button down
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:45 |
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Egan Yardley posted:http://www.infoworld.com/article/2613504/microsoft-windows/microsoft-skips--too-good--windows-9--jumps-to-windows-10.html this is extremely good poo poo
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:46 |
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PissWhisk posted:wait what was windows 9 again this morning
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:47 |
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they named the 31st windows, windows 10
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:47 |
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Q: Can you talk about the name? Seems weird going from Windows 8 to Windows 10. A: This product, when you see the product in your fullness I think you'll agree with us that it's a more appropriate name.
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:47 |
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also how does this jive with the "skip every other version of Windows" rhetoric?
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:47 |
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Windows 10: I think you'll agree with us that it's a more appropriate name
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:47 |
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Egan Yardley posted:http://www.infoworld.com/article/2613504/microsoft-windows/microsoft-skips--too-good--windows-9--jumps-to-windows-10.html
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:47 |
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Q: You mentioned screens ranging from 4 inches to 80 inches. Is Windows 10 the next version of the phone operating system too? A: Yes.
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:48 |
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graph posted:Q: You mentioned screens ranging from 4 inches to 80 inches. Is Windows 10 the next version of the phone operating system too? windows RTą⁰
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:49 |
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i didnt actually read the article but now im skimming thru and it ownsquote:The decision to jump to Windows 10 was announced during an all-company meeting by Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer, who took the stage in front of a banner reading "Mission Accomplished."
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:50 |
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graph posted:Q: You mentioned screens ranging from 4 inches to 80 inches. Is Windows 10 the next version of the phone operating system too? yee
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:50 |
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graph posted:Q: You mentioned screens ranging from 4 inches to 80 inches. Is Windows 10 the next version of the phone operating system too? no you stupid dick we're selling four inch desktop monitors WHAT DO YOU THINK
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:51 |
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did anyone say Windows X yet?!
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:52 |
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graph posted:Windows 10
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:53 |
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:56 |
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:did anyone say Windows X yet?! ˇWindows Diez!
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:57 |
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dragon enthusiast posted:they called it Windows 10 because 7 ate 9
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:58 |
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Xbox 10
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:58 |
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Windbone
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 19:00 |
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Q: How much of a threat does Microsoft consider Apple and Google in the enterprise? A: We've listened to the customer, what they need from us. The core, we're product people. What we do is build a product. same, OP
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 19:01 |
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PissWhisk posted:wait what was windows 9 again Windows 8.1 Update 1
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 19:02 |
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it literally frustrates me that non-tech ppl dont find this hilarious
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 19:02 |
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the guy who considers these responses "answers" is the same guy who came up with the words in the chm help file system isn't it
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 19:04 |
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i'm the potatoes being thrown at the stage
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 19:04 |
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pxe boot and bios are not even windows specific terms
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 19:06 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84NI5fjTfpQ
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 19:07 |
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Q: Now it's Windows 10, will we see future versions named after big cats?
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 19:07 |
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graph posted:Q: Now it's Windows 10, will we see future versions named after big cats? no, dogs.
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 19:08 |
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Egan Yardley posted:ˇWindows Diez! more like ˇWindows Dios! after the 500th time you try to use it!!!
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 19:10 |
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windows 10 looks pretty good and might be worth the switch from 7!!
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 19:11 |
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"your feedback is important" haha remember when they first showed windows 8 ppl were screaming "gently caress NO DONT DO IT NOO" and sinofski was like "whatevs bitches i'll do what i want" and then he kickflipped a surface sinfoski's done now and replaced by a man straight from the "where are they now" show about a 90s boyband. belfiori here's my feedback: your hair is garbage poo poo
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 19:12 |
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this is the most awkward teleprompter reading I've seen in ages
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 19:13 |
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:no, dogs. Windows Shih Tzu
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 19:13 |
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# ? May 18, 2024 00:58 |
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Egan Yardley posted:http://www.infoworld.com/article/2613504/microsoft-windows/microsoft-skips--too-good--windows-9--jumps-to-windows-10.html
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# ? Sep 30, 2014 19:13 |