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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Seems like a bad game to me.

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

drilldo squirt posted:

Seems like a bad game to me.

gently caress off then.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

You should try going back to BYOB.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

drilldo squirt posted:

Seems like a bad game to me.

Blow it out your rear end

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Widestancer posted:

Blow it out your rear end

Eat poo poo and die

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Widestancer posted:

Eat poo poo and die

I'm gonna rip your head off and poo poo down your neck

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Widestancer posted:

I'm gonna rip your head off and poo poo down your neck

Yippee ki yay motherfucker

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Widestancer posted:

Yippee ki yay motherfucker

I've got balls of steel

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Widestancer posted:

I've got balls of steel

Your face, your rear end, what's the difference

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
So I should try it?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I tried playing once and it I had no idea what I was doing or where to go.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

You should try going back to BYOB.

I'm their right now also pluto.

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete
What Duke game are we talking about here?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I played about 10 minutes of the one with the strippers and it was essentially my friend going hey check out these strippers in this video game and me going ok.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Does no one wana talk me into playing duke nukem?

AHungryRobot
Oct 12, 2012
it's a fun game op. i recommend it. grab eduke and the attrition mod and blow up aliens while having an all around good time.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
What's eduke and the attrition mod?

Soral
May 30, 2009

Widestancer posted:

Blow it out your rear end


Widestancer posted:

Eat poo poo and die


Widestancer posted:

I'm gonna rip your head off and poo poo down your neck


Widestancer posted:

Yippee ki yay motherfucker


Widestancer posted:

I've got balls of steel


Widestancer posted:

Your face, your rear end, what's the difference

AHungryRobot
Oct 12, 2012

drilldo squirt posted:

What's eduke and the attrition mod?

eduke is basically just a source port of duke 3d that makes it look nicer and poo poo like zdoom does for doom. the attrition mod lets you upgrade your weapons and includes like 100+ maps to play through. it's pretty fun.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Is it anything like call of duty? That's a fun rear end game.

gay skull
Oct 24, 2004


Duke nukem 3D is pretty good. It's a lot of fun to speedrun and there are some pretty tight weapons and secrets to find. I would highly recommend it. You should play it on PC preferably but there is an Xbox 360 or an N64 version and a few others available too, to suit your needs if you don't have access to a quality computer. It also goes on sale sometimes so you can buy it for very cheap if you are on a tight budget. I say you should try it out for yourself and have a good time playing an unforgettable classic :)

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
you don't need to try it

its just like call of duty so you got the full experience

ok ttyl

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Eonwe posted:

you don't need to try it

its just like call of duty so you got the full experience

ok ttyl

I'm sorry but I saw your avatar and just have to ask if planetside still is bad?

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

drilldo squirt posted:

Does no one wana talk me into playing duke nukem?

no. play it or dont. no one cares.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
but duke nukem 3d is really good.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

This thread now claimed by the Something Awful Duke's Bros.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Knuc U Kinte posted:

This thread now claimed by the Something Awful Duke's Bros.

:worship:

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Welcome to my thread, duke bros.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Knuc U Kinte posted:

This thread now claimed by the Something Awful Duke's Bros.

:dukedog:

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
If I were to play duke nukem. Which one should I play bros?

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
Duke Nukem 3D

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

drilldo squirt posted:

If I were to play duke nukem. Which one should I play bros?

Duke Nukem Forever combines what's awesome about the prior games with a sleek modern sensibility that's a joy to play and absorb.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Thank you wormskull, I will try that sometime.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Wormskull posted:

Duke Nukem Forever combines what's awesome about the prior games with a sleek modern sensibility that's a joy to play and absorb.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I'm starting to think you're loving with me worms. Is Duke Nukem forever really that good? Looking for an official comment from a duke's bro.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm starting to think you're loving with me worms. Is Duke Nukem forever really that good? Looking for an official comment from a duke's bro.

Wormskull is a senior Duke's Bro. He just hates gangtags.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Someone post the pic of tiny Duke Nukem pissing into a toilet to prove my point please.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Wormskull is a senior Duke's Bro. He just hates gangtags.

Wow man, making me feel like an rear end in a top hat with this.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Lmbo.

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