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Check the Week 1 thread for a full explanation of the rules! A very high scoring week this week, including a couple bonus hits and our first perfect 1000 list of the year! Congratulations to Big Ol Marsh Pussy, who gets double points for this week as he has no busts thus far this year. Poor Phyein missed making it a twofer by a single yard. ffoecaf gets extremely lucky to just edge his way into the top 10 to nail a Ryan bonus. Week 4 Results Top Ten: Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 1000 - 63 x 2 - 126 pts. Phyein: 999 - 62 pts. The Puppy Bowl: 991 - 61 pts. Ron Roenicke: 988 - 60 pts. JGKing: 987 - 59 + 25 hair bonus = 84 pts. Arnold Layne: 983 - 58 pts. DupaDupa: 978 - 57 pts. ROSS MY SALAD: 958 - 56 pts. Haschel Cedricson: 942 - 55 + 25 hair bonus = 80 pts. ffoecaf: 941 - 54 + 50 Ryan bonus = 104 pts. The Field: anime gently caress pillow: 935 - 53 pts. Apples McGrind: 914 - 52 pts. marioinblack: 909 - 51 pts. Jaysus: 897 - 50 pts. Fenrir: 887 - 49 pts. Felter Chesthard: 884 - 48 pts. waah: 875 - 47 pts. aBagorn: 865 - 46 pts. Phiggle: 863 - 45 pts. Roumba: 857 - 43 pts. WaffleZombie: 857 - 43 pts. OrangeKing: 851 - 42 pts. kalensc: 849 - 40 pts. OBR: 849 - 40 pts. von Metternich: 847 - 39 pts. Miko: 832 - 38 pts. Bjay9: 818 - 37 pts. solauran: 814 - 36 pts. skaboombizzy: 813 - 35 pts. Okibi: 810 - 34 pts. Mind_Taker: 805 - 33 pts. Grozz Nuy: 801 - 32 pts. Akbar: 788 - 31 pts. Lt. Chips: 778 - 30 pts. Mughe: 776 - 29 pts. Dubar: 775 - 28 pts. Alfred P. Pseudonym: 761 - 27 pts. ChuckHead: 754 - 26 pts. Tavarin: 706 - 25 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 704 - 24 pts. 13 year old girls: 672 - 23 pts. Thaddius the Large: 667 - 22 pts. axeil: 612 - 21 pts. OxySnake: 587 - 20 pts. Christ Pseudoscientist: 558 - 19 pts. Hockles: 536 - 18 pts. Chichevache: 8 - 17 pts. Busts: No Butt Stuff: 1008 - 16 pts. Grittybeard: 1015 - 15 pts. Metapod: 1030 - 14 pts. Deceptive: 1038 - 13 pts. A Pale Horse: 1054 - 12 pts. Bachtere: 1072 - 10 pts. bushisms.txt: 1072 - 10 pts. Z.S. Ghost: 1083 - 9 pts. Gandalf21: 1086 - 7 pts. rebel1608: 1086 - 7 pts. Nystral: 1105 - 6 pts. pixelbot2000: 1135 - 5 pts. embarrasing tank: 1274 - 4 pts. Ghost of Reagan Past: 832 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token) grah: 748 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token) Butthead: 720 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token) Tokens!  The Revis Token: The modern example of the lockdown cornerback. You may use the Revis Token when your Tucker Number is a Wide Receiver. If your Tucker Number's receiving yardage would bust your score, this token sends them on a one-way ticket to Revis Island and zeroes out their yardage for the week. (I'm gonna need another new icon for this, goddamn it Darrelle)  The Suh Token: Stomps plays out in the backfield, when he's not stomping on an opponent's dick. You may play the Suh Token when your Tucker Number is a Quarterback or Running Back. If your Tucker Number would bust your score, this token zeroes out their biggest passing or rushing gain of the game. It only works for one play though, so it won't save you from death by a million tiny cuts.  The Willis Token: The best middle linebacker of this generation, sheds blocks like a maniac and can cover to boot. You may play the Willis Token when your Tucker Number is a Running Back or Tight End. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust your score, this token sends Willis on a one-man rampage and halves their yardage for the game.  The Polamalu Token: A man whose mystique on the field is matched only by his luxurious hair. The Polamalu Token can be used no matter what position your Tucker Number plays, because Polamalu is all over the field. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust you, this token cancels out all your yardage except your Tucker Number, because you just can't keep your eyes off that hair. In addition, the Polamalu Token grants a special hair bonus of 25 extra points added to your score if you achieve a top 10 score when you declare it, but don't need its effects to keep you from busting. And one special token:  The Rex Ryan Token: He doesn't play defense, but like many great defenders he sure talks a whole lot of poo poo. If you declare the Rex Ryan token during a given week, he gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you'd best be able to back up your tough talk. In addition, you can use the Ryan token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Ryan token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!  Blowhard Alert! The following users have blown their Ryan Token and are ineligible to use it for the remainder of the season unless they hit a perfect 1000: Deceptive Great White Hope Nystral solauran Jaysus Butthead Ghost of Reagan Past grah Week 5 Schedule Thursday Night: MIN@GB Sunday 10AM: CHI@CAR CLE@TEN STL@PHI ATL@NYG TB@NO HOU@DAL BUF@DET BAL@IND PIT@JAX Sunday 1PM: ARI@DEN KC@SF NYJ@SD Sunday Night: CIN@NE  Monday Night!SEA@WAS
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Brian Quick - Receiving Yards Michael Floyd - Receiving Yards Brian Hoyer - Passing Yards Ryan Fitzpatrick - Passing Yards Emmanuel Sanders - Receiving Yards Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
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Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards Ben Tate - Rushing Yards Terrence West - Rushing Yards Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards Miles Austin - Receiving Yards Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards Taylor Gabriel - Receiving Yards Jordan Cameron - Receiving Yards Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards Jim Dray - Receiving Yards Shonn Greene - Rushing Yards Bishop Sankey - Rushing Yards T#: Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards Now with correct yardage type.
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Oct 1, 2014 11:18
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Jay Cutler - Passing Drew Brees - Passing Alex Smith - Passing Tucker Number - Percy Harvin - Receiving
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Matt Forte - Rushing Yards Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards Julio Jones - Receiving Yards Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards Frank Gore - Rushing Yards A.J. Green - Receiving Yards Reggie Wayne - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
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Oct 1, 2014 15:02
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For reals, it'd be nice for my guys to not poo poo the bed, just for one week. Cam Newton - passing yards Andrew Luck - passing yards Dez Bryant - receiving yards Julio Jones - receiving yards Frank Gore - rushing yards Tucker Number - Russell Wilson - passing yards
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Oct 1, 2014 15:08
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Its great that in one week I almost double my score because I am terribly bad at this. Jay Cutler - Passing Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Matt Forte - Rushing Yards Steve Smith - Receiving Yards TY Hilton - Receiving Yards Toby Gerhart - Rushing Yards Tucker Number Alfred Morris - Rushing Yards
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Oct 1, 2014 15:44
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Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Nick Foles - Passing Yards Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards Matt Forte - Rushing Yards Andre Johnson - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards
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Oct 1, 2014 21:44
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Drew Brees - passing yards Eli Manning - passing yards Philip Rivers - passing yards tucker number Doug Baldwin - receiving yards
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A new week, a new hope. Aaron Rodgers - Passing yards Matty "Ice" Stafford - Passing yards Tom Brady - Passing yards Shane Vereen - Rushing yards Frank Gore - Rushing yards Tucker Number: Marshawn Lynch - Rushing yards Let's spice it up by not going with any WRs this week. Throw the drat ball or run the drat ball.
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Pre-Kickoff Edit, since I forgot Bridgewater was hurt Aaron Rodgers - Passing Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Christian Ponder - Passing Tom Brady - Passing Tucker #: Russell Wilson - Passing
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Oct 2, 2014 00:59
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A Rodgers - Passing K Orton - Passing B Hoyer - Passing Tucker # - R Wilson Passing I think I've nailed it this time!
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Drew Brees - Passing Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Tony Romo - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Percy Harvin - Receiving Yards
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gently caress it, trying the Hockles lite approach: Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards Teddy Bridgewater - Rushing Yards Matt Asiata - Rushing Yards Jerrick McKinnon - Rushing Yards Jerrick McKinnon - Receiving Yards Greg Jennings - Receiving Yards Cordarelle Patterson - Receiving Yards Cordarelle Patterson - Rushing Yards Jarius Wright - Receiving Yards Chase Ford - Receiving Yards Rhett Ellison - Receiving Yards Tucker Number - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
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Jay Cutler - Passing yards Matt Ryan - Passing yards Colin Kaepernick - Passing yards Tucker: Russell Wilson - Passing yards
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Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards Randall Cobb - Receiving Yards Davonte Adams - Receiving Yards Eddie Lacy - Receiving Yards Eddie Lacy - Rushing Yards James Starks - Rushing Yards Drew Brees - Passing Yards Tucker Number: Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards
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Hey Grozz, I forget if it was explicitly mentioned earlier, but can we put down things like "Cleveland Browns - Rushing Yards" if our intention would be to list rhe top 3-4 rushers anyways? Just curious cause it would be more efficient to post and then tally at the end of the week. Thanks again for running this game, you're doing a yeoman's work.
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Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Drew Brees - Passing Joe Flacco - Passing Tucker Number: Alfred Morris - rushing
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Colin Kaepernick - Rushing Yards Colin Kaepernick - Passing Yards Alex Smith - Rushing Yards Alex Smith - Passing Yards Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards Anthony Fasano - Receiving Yards Dwayne Bowe - Receiving Yards Jamaal Charles - Receiving Yards Knile Davis - Receiving Yards DeAnthony Thomas - Receiving Yards AJ Jenkins - Receiving Yards Jamaal Charles - Rushing Yards Knile Davis - Rushing Yards DeAnthony Thomas - Rushing Yards Anquan Boldin - Receiving Yards Stevie Johnson - Receiving Yards Michael Crabtree - Receiving Yards Vernon Davis - Receiving Yards Frank Gore - Rushing Yards Carlos Hyde - Rushing Yards Tucker Number - Alfred Morris - Rushing Yards
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Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Eli Manning - Passing Yards Bishop Sankey - Rushing Yards Leveon Bell - Rushing Yards Michael Crabtree - Receiving Yards Emmanuel Sanders - Receiving Yards Tucker#: Marshawn Lynch - Receiving Yards
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Drew Brees - Passing Yards Matt Stafford - Passing Yards Jamaal Charles -Rushing Yards Terrance Williams - Receiving Yards Tucker #: Russel Wilson - Passing Yards
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I'm a trend setter. 
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Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Phil Rivers - Passing Yards Tucker Number: Alfred Morris - Rushing Yards Grozz, if it's not too much trouble, could you PM me what tokens I have left?
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Jay Cutler - Passing Yards Brandon Marshall - Receiving Yards Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards Golden Tate - Receiving Yards TY Hilton - Receiving Yards LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards Antonio Gates - Receiving Yards Matt Asiata - Rushing Yards Tucker Number - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
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Steve Smith, Sr. - Receiving Torrey Smith - Receiving Alex Smith - Passing Geno Smith - Passing Tom Brady - Passing Tucker #: Alfred Morris - Rushing
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kalensc posted:Hey Grozz, I forget if it was explicitly mentioned earlier, but can we put down things like "Cleveland Browns - Rushing Yards" if our intention would be to list rhe top 3-4 rushers anyways? The boxscores I use list a team's total rushing yards so honestly I'd probably prefer it that way, it would save me at least a little time.
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Oct 3, 2014 20:38
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Hockles posted:I'm a trend setter. Your trend sucks when you're starting quarterback gets sat and you're at work without time to edit your line-up 
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Oct 3, 2014 20:42
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id like to thank andy dalton for managing to not accrue any passing yards while on bye Andy Dalton - passing yards Tom Brady - passing yards Blake Bortles - passing yards Tucker number - Russell Wilson - passing yards
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Oct 3, 2014 20:53
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If you break top ten you get all of your spent tokens back or did I just make that up?
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Drew Brees - passing Tony Romo - passing Cam Newton - passing Tucker: Marshawn Lynch - rushing
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god all my normal strategies this season just aren't feasible this week, stupid matchups. Here goes. Geno Smith - Passing Yards Michael Vick - Passing Yards Alex Smith - Passing Yards Lesean McCoy - Receiving Yards TY Hilton - Receiving Yards Frank Gore - Rushing Yards Tucker - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards
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The Puppy Bowl posted:If you break top ten you get all of your spent tokens back or did I just make that up? I think that's the case, as long as you didn't use any tokens that week.
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Oct 4, 2014 00:14
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I thought the only way to get them back was to hit 1000 on the dot?
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Butthead posted:I thought the only way to get them back was to hit 1000 on the dot? That's the only way to get the Ryan token back if you've already blown it. You refresh your tokens if you make top 10 on a week where you didn't use one. I've already burned through all mine now (except for Ryan, because I am not a man of danger) for example, so I won't get to use any more until I make top 10 again.
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Philip Rivers - Passing Yards Drew Brees - passing Yards Sammy Watkins - Receiving Yards Reggie Wayne - Receiving yards Steve Smith - Receiving Yards Golden Tate - Receiving Yards Giovani Bernard - Rushing Yards Tucker #: Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards
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Jat Cutler - passing Drew Brees - passing Blake Bortles - passing Tucker Number - Marshawn Lynch - rushing
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Fenrir posted:Pre-Kickoff Edit, since I forgot Bridgewater was hurt gently caress, 378 with just Brady and Wilson to go. Why the gently caress did I waste that Suh token? Ugh. I really didn't imagine Rodgers throwing for only 156 yards in a win, especially that kind of win where they're up 42-0 before pulling starters, holy poo poo. e: Hmm. 670 with Wilson left. Maybe I'll hit 900. Fenrir fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Oct 7, 2014 |
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Drew Brees - passing DeMarco Murray - rushing Eddie Royal - receiving AJ Green - receiving Antonio Brown - receiving Rashad Jennings - rushing Tucker # - Russell Wilson - passing
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