1KoB Week 5: First Perfect Thou

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Phiggle: Apr 26, 2007; And so, having defeated the nefarious Psy-Crow, our hero, Earthworm Jim, wins back the heart of the lovely COW

New Orleans Saints - Rushing Yards
New Orleans Saints - Receiving Yards
Pittsburgh Steelers - Rushing Yards
Pittsburgh Steelers - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Alfred Morris - Rushing Yards

# ? Oct 5, 2014 04:14

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Felter Chesthard: Sep 11, 2001

Andrew Luck - Passing
Blake Bortles - Passing
Chad Henne - Passing
Joe Flacco - Passing
Andre Ellington - Receiving

Tucker # - Alfred Morris - Rushing

# ? Oct 5, 2014 04:31

Haschel Cedricson: Jan 4, 2006; Brinkmanship

Eli Manning - Passing Yards
Every single New York Giant - Receiving Yards
Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Tucker Number - Marshawn Lynch - Receiving Yards

# ? Oct 5, 2014 06:02

totally losing my mime: Aug 3, 2012; The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out; Fun Shoe

Eli Manning - Passing Yards
Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Tom Brady - Passing Yards

Tucker Number - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards

# ? Oct 5, 2014 06:10

Z.S. Ghost: Jan 1, 2008; Odd Fire Wolf Gang

Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards
Jake Locker - Passing Yards
LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards
Darren Sproles - Rushing Yards
Martellus Bennett - Receiving Yards
Alshon Jeffrey - Receiving Yards
Brandon Marshall - Receiving Yards

Tucker # Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards

# ? Oct 5, 2014 06:39

OrangeKing: Dec 5, 2002; They do play in October!

Geno Smith - Passing Yards
Chris Ivory - Rushing Yards
Eric Decker - Receiving Yards
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards
Tucker Number: Alfred Morris - Rushing Yards

# ? Oct 5, 2014 07:11

Gandalf21: May 17, 2012

Big Ben - Passing Yards
Philip Rivers - Passing Yards
Demarco Murray - Rushing Yards
Giovani Bernard - Rushing Yards
Giovani Bernard - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards

# ? Oct 5, 2014 07:16

bushisms.txt: May 26, 2004; Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.

Tennessee, Houston, Chicago, Indianapolis Team - Rushing
JAX QB, TB QB - Passing

:siren:

Tucker Number - Lynch - Rushing :siren:

# ? Oct 5, 2014 10:47

von Metternich: May 7, 2007; Why the hell not?

DeMarco Murray: Rushing
Andy Dalton: Passing
Jay Cutler: Passing
Phillip Rivers:Passing

Tucker: Marshawn Lynch: Rushing

# ? Oct 5, 2014 11:03

Bachtere

Sep 25, 2005

09/13/07

Never Forget

Pillbug

Matthew Stafford - Passing
Andrew Luck - Passing
DeMarco Murray - Rushing
Antonio Brown - Receiving

Tucker Number: Alfred Morris - Rushing

# ? Oct 5, 2014 14:14

aBagorn: Aug 26, 2004

Philadelphia Eagles- passing
Philadelphia Eagles- rushing
St Louis Rams - passing
St Louis Rams- rushing

Tucker Number : Marshawn Lynch - rushing

# ? Oct 5, 2014 14:38

A Pale Horse: Jul 29, 2007

Mike Glennon - Passing yards
Laveon Bell - Rushing Yards
Joe Flacco - Passing yards
Julio Jones - Receiving Yards
Cameron Jordan - Receiving yards
Martellus Bennett - Receiving yards
Terrence West - Rushing Yards
Keenan Allen - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number - Alfred Morris - Rushing Yards

Willis token in play

# ? Oct 5, 2014 15:27

Apples McGrind: Oct 13, 2013

Drew Bress - Passing
Alex Smith - Passing
Matt Stafford - Passing

Tucker #: Alfred Morris - Rushing

# ? Oct 5, 2014 15:36

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

With Brady fading, Orton supplanting Manuel, and Geno throwing more picks than TDs the AFCE QB situation is more in flux than ever so here comes the AFC EAST QB 1KOB: BACKUP SPECIAL

Geno Smith - Passing
Geno Smith - Rushing
Michael Vick - Passing
Michael Vick - Rushing
Kyle Orton - Passing
Kyle Orton - Rushing
E.J. Manuel - Passing
E.J. Manuel - Rushing
Tom Brady - Passing
Tom Brady - Rushing
Jimmy Garappolo - Passing
Jimmy Garappolo - Rushing

TUCKER: Russell Wilson - Passing

# ? Oct 5, 2014 15:57

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

Tony Romo - passing yards
Philip Rivers - passing yards
Sammy Watkins - receiving yards
Alfred Blue - rushing yards

Tucker Number - Russell Wilson - passing yards

# ? Oct 5, 2014 16:05

DupaDupa: May 21, 2009; I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.

Ryan - Passing
Peyton Manning - Passing
Rivers - Passing

Tucker Numer: Lynch Rushing

# ? Oct 5, 2014 16:19

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Jay Cutler - Passing Yards
Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Kyle Orton - Passing Yards

Tucker: Doug Baldwin - Receiving Yards

Going big after lovely weeks.

:Ryan Token:

# ? Oct 5, 2014 16:45

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

I'm so loving bad at this game... I'm not picking anyone from Philly this week because I feel like that curses the team to play terrible on offense.

Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
Tony Romo - Passing Yards
Steve Smith - Receiving Yards
Victor Cruz - Receiving Yards
Frank Gore - Rushing Yards
Gio Bernard - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number - Alred Morris, Rushing Yards

# ? Oct 5, 2014 16:50

Mughe: Mar 17, 2007; I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.

Jay Cutler - Passing
Matt Ryan - Passing
Andrew Luck - Passing
Chris Ivory - Rushing
Shane Vereen - Receiving

Tucker Number Russell Wilson - Rushing

# ? Oct 5, 2014 17:01

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Brandon Marshall- Receiving Yards
Jay Cutler- Passing Yards
Eli Manning- Passing Yards
Golden Tate- Receiving Yards
Toby Gerhardt- Rushing Yards
Tucker Number- Angry Doug The Destroyer Baldwin

# ? Oct 5, 2014 17:25

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

pre:

Dallas Cowboys      - Rushing Yards
Pittsburgh Steelers - Rushing Yards
New Orleans Saints  - Rushing Yards
Philadelphia Eagles - Rushing Yards
Chicago Bears       - Rushing Yards
New York Giants     - Rushing Yards
Cleveland Browns    - Rushing Yards

Russell Wilson - Sea- Rushing Yards - Tucker #

# ? Oct 5, 2014 17:35

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Kyle Orton - Passing
Mike Glennon - Passing
Andrew Luck - Passing
Calvin Johnson - Receiving
Chris Johnson - Rushing

Tucker Number - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing

# ? Oct 5, 2014 17:40

WaffleZombie: May 10, 2003; "Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"

Kyle Orton - Passing Yards
Blake Bortles - Passing Yards
Geno Smith - Passing Yards
Jeremy Maclin - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards

# ? Oct 5, 2014 17:46

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

WaffleZombie posted:

This doesn't work on Beast Mode. :hawksin:

# ? Oct 5, 2014 17:47

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Tony Romo - Passing Yards
Philip Rivers - Passing Yards
Matt Forte - Rushing Yards
Julio Jones - Receiving Yards
TY Hilton - Receiving Yards
Sammy Watkins - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards

# ? Oct 5, 2014 17:48

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Eli Manning - passing
Joe Flacco - passing
Kelvin Benjamin - receiving
Emmanuel Sanders - receiving
Giovani Bernard - rushing

Tucker #: Alfred Morris - rushing

# ? Oct 5, 2014 17:48

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Philip Rivers - Passing
Peyton Manning - Passing
Geno Smith - Passing

Marshawn Lynch - Rushing

# ? Oct 5, 2014 17:53

ChuckHead: Jun 24, 2004; 2000 years Assholes.

Alex Smith - Passing
Geno Smith - Passing
Tom Brady - Passing

Tucker #:
Russell Wilson - Passing

# ? Oct 5, 2014 17:55

Okibi: Jul 13, 2004; A shadowy flight into the ridiculous world of a man whose music should not exist; Grimey Drawer

Nick Foles - Passing Yards
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards
Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards
Steve Smith - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Percy Harvin - Receiving Yards

# ? Oct 5, 2014 17:56

Deceptive: Dec 27, 2012

Peyton Manning - Passing Yards
Tom Brady - Passing Yards
Colin Kaepernick - Passing Yards
Colin Kaepernick - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards

# ? Oct 5, 2014 19:11

ffoecaf: Sep 17, 2005; Get Off My Lawn

Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards
Tom Brady - Passing Yards
Colin Kaepernick - Passing Yards
Julian Edelman - Receiving Yards
Tucker Number - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards
Ryan Token

# ? Oct 5, 2014 19:26

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

e: use list below

# ? Oct 5, 2014 21:22

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

Colin Kaepernick - Passing
Tom Brady - Passing
Shane Vereen - Rushing
Andy Dalton - Passing
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing

Polamalu

Peyton already started so use this one

# ? Oct 5, 2014 21:23

Jaysus: Sep 17, 2004; "Hey, did you see my game against the Detroit Lions?"

Jaysus posted:

Jay Cutler - Passing Yards - 289
Brandon Marshall - Receiving Yards - 44
Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards - 7
Golden Tate - Receiving Yards - 134
TY Hilton - Receiving Yards - 90
LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards - 81
Antonio Gates - Receiving Yards
Matt Asiata - Rushing Yards - 72

Tucker Number - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards

667 so far. Feels like a pretty comfortable number with Russ and Gates left.

# ? Oct 5, 2014 21:26

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chichevache posted:

Brandon Marshall- Receiving Yards 44
Jay Cutler- Passing Yards 289
Eli Manning- Passing Yards 200
Golden Tate- Receiving Yards 134
Toby Gerhardt- Rushing Yards 9
Tucker Number- Angry Doug The Destroyer Baldwin

676 with Baldwin to go. poo poo. I expected more from Manning, Marshall, and Gerhart.

# ? Oct 5, 2014 21:32

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards (156)
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards (312)
Phil Rivers - Passing Yards

Tucker Number: Alfred Morris - Rushing Yards

Grozz, if it's not too much trouble, could you PM me what tokens I have left?

I have 466 with Rivers and Morris to go. I forgot the Packers crushed the Vikings so hard that Rodgers barely had to throw.

# ? Oct 5, 2014 21:33

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Hockles posted:

Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards - 292
Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards - 0
Ben Tate - Rushing Yards - 123
Terrence West - Rushing Yards - 31
Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards - 19
Miles Austin - Receiving Yards - 54
Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards - 27
Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards - 48
Taylor Gabriel - Receiving Yards - 95
Jordan Cameron - Receiving Yards - 33
Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards - 0
Jim Dray - Receiving Yards - 25
Shonn Greene - Rushing Yards - 36
Bishop Sankey - Rushing Yards - 27
T#: Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards

820 + Wilson Rushing. I like this score.

# ? Oct 5, 2014 21:39

Arnold Layne: Nov 4, 2008

Ah well, already busted.

# ? Oct 5, 2014 21:41

aBagorn: Aug 26, 2004

aBagorn posted:

Philadelphia Eagles- passing (207)
Philadelphia Eagles- rushing (145)
St Louis Rams - passing (375)
St Louis Rams- rushing (125)

Tucker Number : Marshawn Lynch - rushing

852 with Marshawn to go.

Feel really good about this week.

# ? Oct 5, 2014 22:18

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No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

No Butt Stuff posted:

Colin Kaepernick - Rushing Yards 18
Colin Kaepernick - Passing Yards 201
Alex Smith - Rushing Yards 6
Alex Smith - Passing Yards 175
Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards 15
Anthony Fasano - Receiving Yards 32
Dwayne Bowe - Receiving Yards 42
Jamaal Charles - Receiving Yards 4
Knile Davis - Receiving Yards 0
DeAnthony Thomas - Receiving Yards 17
AJ Jenkins - Receiving Yards 3
Jamaal Charles - Rushing Yards 80
Knile Davis - Rushing Yards 6
DeAnthony Thomas - Rushing Yards 0
Anquan Boldin - Receiving Yards 72
Stevie Johnson - Receiving Yards 9
Michael Crabtree - Receiving Yards 16
Vernon Davis - Receiving Yards 0
Frank Gore - Rushing Yards 107
Carlos Hyde - Rushing Yards 43

Tucker Number - Alfred Morris - Rushing Yards

846 with Alf left. Guess I didn't need my token.

# ? Oct 6, 2014 00:29

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