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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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oh haaaay. Something new to piss on and ruin.

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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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BrokenKnucklez posted:

My farts smell like propane. And propane accessories.



I get gunpowder.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Motronic posted:

Bro love can run deep.


Hell yes.


*zips fly*

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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CharlesM posted:

Welcome to the future. Now you can watch the remastered Star Trek episodes too.

Before or after Kirk ate the Enterprise?

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Give out fruits and veggies. the kids love that poo poo.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I feel like we should start a AI goon dating service.

blackout piss on my poo poo drunk Meet brain damaged.

Money bags meet my shits better than yours.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

CharlesM posted:

Who here doesn't own a car? :yikes:





I don't own a car. It owns me.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Nodoze posted:

Yeah but how's that working for you

He's found new things to piss on.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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goatse guy posted:


CSB never sends me dicksnaps anymore. :smith:

So many goons added me I don't know who I can send or not send to. So I just quit all together. Enjoy random poo poo now~

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Lift with your legs not your back!

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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InitialDave posted:

Automotive Unsanitary: Burnouts Leave Skidmarks.


Leaf spring stabilizers yo!

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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BrokenKnucklez posted:

I know I know. Its just I have hit a stale point in life.

But the real question is... More train snap chats?

More train snaps you gently caress.

I was at a stale point for a good year or so. Over working on really expensive poo poo for nearly a decade. (then really once expensive poo poo).

Now I have the insane idea of robotics in my head, because, gently caress it. why not? I need a new spine anyway.

and liver.

and stomach.
and 68.37 meters of intestine.

oh. and a left knee.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Super Aggro Crag posted:

I don't see myself being able to buy a house within the next 2 decades.

Me either.

but I don't own conventional houses.
I've technically already owned a home.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Fart Pipe posted:

Thats what I did with a video of me starting the C10 just now so people could figure out who it was. I think I sent it to you, too.

Guess I need to send dong snaps so people can Identify who I am. :quagmire:

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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OFFICER 13 INCH posted:

Snapchat has a zoom function??

fish eye lens.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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N is for Nipples posted:

Snap me hard. Snap me often. Snap my snaps off. solarNativity. Flood me.

Big mistake.


biiiig mistake.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
when Rotella drops below 13/gal TELL US.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
EVERYTHING gets Rotella.


well. sans my 2 stroke diesels. those get straight 30wt/5gal whatever napa has.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Viggen posted:

Sorry, I'm a Mobil guy, still. It keeps my girls happy. I may try Rotella when Puddles shits out the last of her 4 quarts in it. So far, only the boys get the abuse. :pervert:

Technically I flip flop. whatever is on sale the vehicles get.

delo400 seems to clatter less on cold starts, though.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

CharlesM posted:

I'm in need of some funny cat pics tonight




Yes?

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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leica posted:

Found out I have Crohn's disease today, yay for me!

On the bright side, at least the colonoscopy wasn't for nothing :unsmith:



Welcome to hell.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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leica posted:

Hay guys, any advice on where to put my poo poo bag whilst auto Xing my Miata?

Leave it in such a place that you can hose the people behind you with the contents.



E: I usually have a beer or two on week nights, and pound mix drinks on weekends till I get rotgut for 3 days, then quit for a few.

Not an alchy at all, its just a hobby to actively try and kill everything inside of me.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
My aggravator seems to be anything to do with meat.

which sucks, because meat and its byproducts are amazing.

So vegetables, artificial meats, and beer and I'm quite a bit better. add in 2-3 probiotics almost normal.


except those times I fuckup and give in to steaks, bacon, cheeses, or any other goodness wrecking me for several days.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Previa_fun posted:


God drat AI everyone quit getting sick. I want to read about everyone's cars falling apart, not their bodies. :v:



Bitching about rotting guts is more fun than bitching about that trim panel thats cracking.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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The Royal Nonesuch posted:

If any of you stomach & bowel goons want, I will send you a bottle of my custom sauce: 50 habanero/10 arbol chili/5 chipotle/5 red jalapeno.


count me in for a couple of bottles.



I'm going to chernobyl 2.0 this motherfucker

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Siochain posted:

I miss my old self :(


Ditto.

I miss the days I could eat 20lb of deep fried anything and be perfectly loving ok.



These days a slice of pizza puts me on the can a good 2 hours before the alarm goes off in the morning.


Fragile loving piece of poo poo bodies.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Adiabatic posted:

:stare: was that real

I didn't earn my title for nothin'.



also. a slice of pizza nets a 6lb weightloss. awww gently caress yes.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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some texas redneck posted:

Which energy drink can was used for comparison this time?

No cans today. just it and the junkyard it is attached to.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Tusen Takk posted:

I don't want to call you a drama queen because typically you get involved with the best intentions, but bloody hell man your life is as dramatic as Gone with the Wind.



Kid, You're alright.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Get a Viper, I hear they're loving awesome.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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The worst quick connects I dealt with were on a bmw powered range rover. what a pain in the loving oval office. too small for a normal tool so you'd have to buy the special loving unicorn one from a bmw dealer.



I farmed every one of those out to someone-loving-else.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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some texas redneck posted:

Been eating like a loving horse.



I've never seen the glucose monitor start flashing in big red letters "HIGH BLOOD SUGAR" before (it was in the 270s).




The first thing that came to mind.


I'm glad you're ok.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Viggen posted:




Oh, my 'sitting' blood pressure was 174/92, not stressed. Pain is a bitch. Guess I'm gonna pop like a balloon.


hooooooly gently caress dude. You need a relief valve or something.


Don't even fart or you're gonna blow your brai...


Yeah nevermind.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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a couple a few houses down from me goes around the night before trash day raiding the poo poo out of the neighborhood recycling bins. I assume this is how they pay their bills.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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The only time 5 inches is too drat big.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Viggen posted:

Most people don't measure that as width.


Goddamn kids with their plastic manifolds.


Got me there. :(

Doesn't the explorer have a plastic mani?


Goddamn kids and their cars without 3,000,000,000 vacuum hoses.


E: goddamn phones are getting expensive. More than used-shitbox-expensive.

cursedshitbox fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Oct 16, 2014

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

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some texas redneck posted:



That's uh... that's a little high, isn't it? :stonk:

when this baby hits 300....


E: new avatar? Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

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some texas redneck posted:

Whoever bought that avatar is a loving genius.

I laughed till my sides hurt, then some. Even the wife thought it was loving great.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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some texas redneck posted:



e: just checked again. 293. Maybe we'll hit 300!



cake followed by a pair of redbulls.

that should do it.



ssjonizuka: congrats!!

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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



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Everyday is Saturday for me. *shrug*

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