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LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

Goober Peas posted:

I've had this music video stuck in my head all day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4ueaD22hg8

Whoa, that and all the linked videos take me back. drat what a simple time, I was 14, doing a terrible job at a cabinet shop where they paid me double minimum wage but I got fired after 2 weeks. Also contributing was that they had porn in the bathroom, so I spent waaay too much time in there. Made enough to buy a skateboard and that was enough to satisfy both me and my dad who was just trying to get me my first job experience.

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LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

Goober Peas posted:

Just got an ad for 10% off women's clothes.

:heysexy:

Worst porn ever.

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

Darchangel posted:

Schlotzky's

God drat I wish there was one close to my house. I have one sort of near work but it's one of those where the parking lot is a nightmare to get in and out of so I don't like going/always forget to go there.

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

The Royal Nonesuch posted:

If any of you stomach & bowel goons want, I will send you a bottle of my custom sauce: 50 habanero/10 arbol chili/5 chipotle/5 red jalapeno. Couple of tomatoes too, I guess. Guaranteed to melt out your lovely old stomach and force you to regrow a new one! I affectionately named it Butt-Death, and it is known to clear up even the most entrenched of sinus colds.

Every time my best friend makes something like this, his wife goes "I'll put the toilet paper in the freezer for ya."

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

Viggen posted:

Just the opiates. :v: You, of all people, I would have expected to get a TISM reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRbgG0bc5wk

How have I never heard of this band? Definitely checking out the rest of their catalog now.

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

meatpimp posted:

I've got that situation in my house right now. My wife's best friend is going through a divorce. I advised strongly to "buckle up" at the very beginning, but she tried to make an amicable separation from the start... well, time went on and it's gotten straight ugly and she needed a place to stay with her (their) 2 year old.

Advice from this? Get your kids to be divorce lawyers. They do stupid stuff all day and get paid very well.

Actually I dated a family lawyer for a while, and her experience was: after the divorce doesn't go your way, the lawyer is the first person you tell to gently caress off when the bill comes. She was barely making ends meet because around half her income was in the form of unpaid bills out for collections.

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

goatse guy posted:

In retrospect, my friends probably recommended it because they're huge Nathan Fillion fangirls. He looks like a dad or a high school science teacher. I don't get the appeal.

I used to hate Nathan Fillion, first time I saw him act he was on some sitcom as the boyfriend of the girl the main character had a crush on. I was like "what the gently caress who would ever like that guy". But Firefly turned me around. Like most people I missed Firefly when it was broadcast but I dated a girl in 2005 who identified as a Browncoat and participated in the campaigns to bring the show back and get the movie made.

The outtakes of Firefly and other interviews and stuff have made me into a Nathan Fillion fanboy. He seems like a genuine hoot to hang around with and I even love Castle although they should have cancelled that poo poo a few seasons ago.

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LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

Sweet, drunk postin' time.

gently caress I'm not drunk enough. No typos. Crown Royal with cream soda. poo poo's fuckin good, people. Also bought a lottery ticket so if I win, secret santa will be entire project cars. I'm not going to win, but I figure the lottery is as dumb as buying whiskey, so I buy a ticket every time I buy a bottle. If I don't win the lottery, I get drunk, so I still win.

Hey I was thinking for secret santa, we don't have many deadbeats but I guess there was one last year - we should all do like a "bad beat" pot where we send a small token gift to Sockington so that if someone gets stiffed, they get a big melting pot of miscellaneous gifts from everyone. And if nobody gets stiffed, Sock gets it for being the organizer.

I was actually nicely buzzed earlier but I drifted off during a movie for like 30 minutes and woke up sober. I hate that.

And, continuing my Halloween tradition, not a single trick or treater. THE CANDY IS MINE.

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