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Untagged posted:Did you shoot someone at roll call? Failed a drug screen
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:It's more likely the MET getting worried that extra funding might get spread about more evenly so they sit on it like a golden egg. So you're telling me that the MET are power hungry, greedy, incompetent and almost universally despised between their colleagues and the public? So they're like the UK's RCMP? 
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Oct 25, 2014 20:54
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Haha neither of those and I didn't shoot anyone. I can't really just post it in here but if you want to know pm.
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Oct 26, 2014 00:04
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My vote: Got caught on the clock shagging a rookie/dispatcher/sergeant's wife.
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Oct 26, 2014 03:41
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My vote: showed up drunk on power Also I'm pooping for $70/hr right now 
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Oct 26, 2014 03:52
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DrakeriderCa posted:My vote: showed up drunk on power Some of my best posts have been from the shitter while on the clock  LSU just beat #3 Ole Miss lol gently caress those guys
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Oct 26, 2014 03:55
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Whale Cancer posted:Haha neither of those and I didn't shoot anyone. Read something objectionable on tumblr that wasn't prefaced with a trigger warning?
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Oct 26, 2014 04:21
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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/10/26/officials-say-suspect-in-killings-california-deputies-was-deported-twice/ Apparently twice was not enough Also, I really need someone to arrest my neighbors dogs. 1 is black and the other is brown if that helps.
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Reign Of Pain posted:http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/10/26/officials-say-suspect-in-killings-california-deputies-was-deported-twice/ "Arrest"? Man, we only have one setting when it comes to dogs.
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Oct 26, 2014 10:04
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The black dog we can frame for possession, the brown dog we send across the border.
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Oct 26, 2014 16:23
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Grem posted:Another tale from public speaking class : 18 year old girl gives persuasive speech on why drug dealers are awesome and how her father was a drug dealer but is dead now because of drugs but drugs are bad. Also she called drug dealers narcs the entire time. Yeah have fun dealing with trying to teach a room full of thirty of her Modern European History.
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Oct 27, 2014 00:15
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GunForumMeme posted:Yeah have fun dealing with trying to teach a room full of thirty of her Modern European History. wow stop I'm still in feel good mode about the future
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Oct 27, 2014 04:05
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being a teacher is like all the bad stuff about being a cop without any of the cool stuff. Nobody respects you everybody treats you like poo poo, parents expect you to fix years of abuse and neglect in an hour a day and you don't get a gun or get to jackboot anybody.
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Oct 27, 2014 04:11
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Branis posted:you don't get a gun or get to jackboot anybody.
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Oct 27, 2014 04:47
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Mad Dragon posted:Kill them with detention and bad grades. Both of those are no longer allowed because of precious Ryder and Olivia's self esteem
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Oct 27, 2014 05:09
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DrakeriderCa posted:Both of those are no longer allowed because of precious Ryder and Olivia's self esteem Fine, it's years of video games and weed and wondering what the hell happened and why their manager was "being a dick" today.
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Oct 27, 2014 08:22
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I hope I eventually get a class with a girl named Ryder, because boy do I have a sweat Jay Z lyric in my head for a comeback.
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Oct 27, 2014 09:39
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You can laugh all you want. I had a student bring a bong in to class as a visual aid for an argument/persuasion paper on legalization. I would kill for a taser and a billyclub, and the permission to use both freely.
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Oct 27, 2014 12:08
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I've been told many times that I would make a great teacher. This thread is Exhibit A for no.
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Oct 27, 2014 13:01
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My flatmate has just been made a Sergeant, time to as him to leave.
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Oct 27, 2014 13:50
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Whip Slagcheek: "tell them theyre all faggots, you can quote me" Done. And Done.
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Oct 27, 2014 23:31
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Untagged posted:Whip Slagcheek: "tell them theyre all faggots, you can quote me" It's like he never left. 
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Oct 27, 2014 23:49
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Untagged posted:Whip Slagcheek: "tell them theyre all faggots, you can quote me" Rude
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Oct 28, 2014 00:13
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BAN ALL POLLACKS FROM GIP.
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Oct 28, 2014 00:15
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There'd only be be you, me, and a Cajun left over. I've never seen so many Poles in one place outside of Wilkes-Barre.
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Oct 28, 2014 01:03
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I'm MERICAN you fucks. 
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Oct 28, 2014 01:08
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GunForumMeme posted:There'd only be be you, me, and a Cajun left over. GFM is like my Internet bestie.
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Oct 28, 2014 01:27
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Whip probably lurks daily, he's just too proud to come back and post after being mod-fired.
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Oct 28, 2014 01:54
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Untagged posted:I'm MERICAN you fucks. spell out your last name and let us decide that.
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Oct 28, 2014 01:54
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Branis posted:spell out your last name and let us decide that. that secret santa page was filled with names I couldn't pronounce. e: and one guy named Smith lol
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Oct 28, 2014 01:59
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Branis posted:spell out your last name and let us decide that. I've been told the family has english lineage and a great great grandfather or uncle or some poo poo was a pirate for the british that raided american colonial shipping. Can't get any more american than that. SUCK IT YANKS.
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Oct 28, 2014 02:03
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beanieson posted:that secret santa page was filled with names I couldn't pronounce. I bet yours is something like lafleurbideaux or some french poo poo.
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Oct 28, 2014 02:35
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Branis posted:some french poo poo. translates roughly to "pleasure cruise" 
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Oct 28, 2014 02:42
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:GFM is like my Internet bestie. 
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Oct 28, 2014 03:22
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MOTHER FUCKER I just shattered my iphone 6 vaulting over a chainlink fence running after a dude
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Oct 28, 2014 03:46
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beanieson posted:MOTHER FUCKER I just shattered my iphone 6 vaulting over a chainlink fence running after a dude Claim it under workman's comp. It's a vital workplace assistance device. Use that fatcat union benefit system I hear you assholes have.
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Oct 28, 2014 03:49
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Louisiana doesn't have unions, they don't even use the law god intended, they have some horrible french emperor poo poo.
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Oct 28, 2014 04:07
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beanieson posted:MOTHER FUCKER I just shattered my iphone 6 vaulting over a chainlink fence running after a dude This is why you leave it in the car and get some tax write off pos flip phone to keep on your belt.
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GunForumMeme posted:This is why you leave it in the car and get some tax write off pos flip phone to keep on your belt. This is basically what I do. IPhone stays in cruiser, crappy departmental issued flip phone stays on my belt.
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Idiots. He needs to charge the dirtbag minority arrestee with vandalism and get a civil judgment making him pay for a new one. Jesus do us crotchety old (HA not old) retired guys have to teach you whippersnappers everything?
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