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A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

The guy with the boat paddle broom is apparently a BM1.

Also, I am glad I will never have to swab nonskid ever again. What a joke...

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A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Laranzu posted:

How much Motrin are the HMs being directed to give out for Ebola infections?

I'm at the VA right now for appendicitis, let me ask my tech!

E: 1500MG of Motrin and a 12 hr SIQ chit.

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

No no No i'm fine I am fine dont/

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
Let's keep the Navy thread bumped up this month. I want to see 30 pages of bitter vet posts.

After surgery work demands I come in and sit here in the staff lounge as they process my convalescent leave.

How many codine pills will it take to make me forget I'm in the Navy?

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
From the No poo poo, & Salt Water Tastes Salty Department, the Navy survey I linked maybe three months ago has its results back, and its all comically bad:

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/sep/30/us-navy-sailors-harbor-widespread-distrust-of-seni/

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

It's almost like they're so embarrassed at their own terribleness that they just want to plug their ears with dicks and pretend that the ship isn't sinking.

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Do what we all wanted to see happen: when re-enlisting at the part where you get separated so you can swear back in just don't swear back in and :getout:

Wouldn't that make your career counselor unhappy with you?

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Pandasmores posted:

So the directorate (division for those of you on ships?) LPO just dropped off my PTS/C-Way application. Apart from the DLPO freaking out and trying to incite a panic attack into me through "WELL HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PAY FOR THINGS IF THE NAVY DOESN'T COVER IT ANY MORE HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF THAT?!?!?", there's a bit of the paperwork that kind of confuses me.

In all this, it has my EAOS and my SEAOS. My EAOS is January next year, my Soft EAOS is in January 2016. Does that mean that if I check off "Intend to separate" I'm out in 2015 or am I still going to finish my contract in 2016 because of the 1 year obligation corpsmen sign up for?

I believe you would be required to fulfill your contract, so tack on that extra year and hold on to the handlebars until 2016.

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
The X-47B is an amazing drone, and watching this video of well-edited X-47B flight ops gave me a patriot boner.

http://vimeo.com/105478034

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
Hey guys. I found this cool new hip website for us active duty and vet folk.

It's called the buying up your fellow veterans forclosed misery site!

http://listings.vrmco.com/

Seriously, get a house from foreclosed properties that the VA is selling. I think I'm going to move to the south side of chicago into my $6,500 dream home.

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
Also, this guy:

http://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/oct/14/google-glass-user-treated-addiction-withdrawal-symptoms

US Navy servicemember gets addicted to using Google Glass, and thus kickstarting some academic's career writing about his poor apparel electronics addiction.

quote:

He said he was “going through withdrawal from his Google Glass”, Doan explained, adding: “He said the Google Glass withdrawal was greater than the alcohol withdrawal he was experiencing.”

How would you deal with this sort of SARP case?

Firstly, he is an alcoholic. Then he comes up with yet another excuse to be at SARP: he can't live without his Google Thing!

A Bad King fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Oct 15, 2014

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Octopode posted:

If you're determined to be addicted or dependent, you still receive treatment and care on the Navy's dime, even if you're kicked out afterwards.

this reminds me of the guy on USS Last Ship who popped on a command-wide urinalysis after a port visit to amsterdam. he got off the boat and sought months of treatment. i'm not sure if it helped

Zamboni Apocalypse posted:

So, Bidencare then.

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
Six more months have been added to my time. :shrug:

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Bonus! You ask anyone about it yet?

This is just an extension to my current contract. Medboard proceedings.

It was kind of worrying how they require you to wait until the day before your EAOS to apply the extension. I couldn't apply for TA, request additional leave, or update my ID card until they typed in "120" into a webform and clicked a ENTER button.

Couldn't they have automated the process? Why is it a "day before" process?

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

orange juche posted:

lol the Navy is hosed

I hate that excuse. I wish that we had a processes review system that actually functioned to improve core business practices.

The GS10 who's job it was to click the button on the webform authorizing my extension spent 24 minutes trying to find the right webform, and he had zero confidence in what he was doing the entire time.

DownByTheWooter posted:

Fact: Any time you come across some kind of administrative concern where even the tiniest bit of responsibility is yours to take care of, They have arranged it this way so that it is your fault when they gently caress you

As long as it can be brushed away as Somebody Else's Problem(tm), the give-a-gently caress's value is set to null.

A Bad King fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Oct 31, 2014

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A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

quote:

One sailor on an aircraft carrier yelled that the CNO would have to come get his beard if he wanted it, then stepped off the flight deck and plunged into the sea (he was later fished out of the water).

Grooming standards through the ages:
http://news.usni.org/2014/10/23/brief-history-grooming-u-s-navy

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