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krispykremessuck posted:congrats on not getting someone killed, guardian He is doing it wrong...thin the gene pool.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 06:16 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:56 |
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ElMaligno posted:All my previous cases involving people in the water none of them survived. That sucks bro...the worst are kids when the parents dont put life jackets on them, I pray you never get one of those. Its hard not to punch the parents afterwards.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 03:32 |
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ElMaligno posted:Oh God, im being a complete nerd and enjoying command center school at yorktown. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Think about what you just said....enjoying yorktown...you need help.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2014 04:48 |
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Elendil004 posted:Go hang out with Grover Or kill yourself....same thing really.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2014 04:31 |
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nwin posted:Well that's a random thread title. That sucks man....at least your not a dumb enlisted like me. Personally I'd say gently caress it and bail, the amount the poo poo on prior enlisted guys when it comes to advancement is criminal.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2014 06:09 |
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So how long before yn's go away. All the yn's at my station seem to do is screw up the ne guys pay. Hail peoplesoft.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2014 05:13 |
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Happy new years eve assholes. I hate each and every one of you Krispy cream eating fucks. Especially you noble fucks. Have a happy new year and dont drink yourselves to death if I have to go to one more alcohol related death briefing ill probably be the one after. In short kill yourself.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2014 08:38 |
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We have one on board. This retard can not even remember to stand by a fire plug during a drill but is getting a command endorsement for OCS.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2015 23:50 |
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17% mother fuckers. Next time I get the geriatric 24%. Get off my lawn.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 18:14 |
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krispykremessuck posted:you had to lose 20 lbs to get under your max?? Look at skiny here. Displacement machine says im at 11% coast guard says 17% max alowable is 208 im 256. So science says im in pretty drat good shape and the guard says im getting there. Max allowable is stupid tape everyone or get a physical fitness test. I havent made weight since the old adjustable max alowable days when I could weigh 290. That and I watch a fat gently caress SK1 get taped wearing what was obviously a sliming device. Bitch should have to get taped across the navel like the guys gently caress her being embarrassed. Should have to meet male bodyfat standards to. We would have a lot less pizza the huts walking around in admin buildings. Melthir fucked around with this message at 10:04 on Apr 18, 2015 |
# ¿ Apr 18, 2015 09:57 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Sounds like you're fat to me. Oh no doubt. But at least I am strong as gently caress. Also there is nothing more hilarious then being told "look to the left look to right one of you is a rapist." That and "not in my Coast Guard."
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2015 16:41 |
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nwin posted:oh also I got voluntold to be a part of this upcoming CCTI. hooray. Bring some money.........
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2015 02:42 |
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nwin posted:yeah, that's what I'm wondering...How much is this bullshit going to cost me? I know the dinner, but that's it. It varies. How gooney is the chief. If hes a trolling mother fucker go start sucking some dick on streetcorners.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2015 05:16 |
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How much money did you end up losing
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# ¿ May 8, 2015 01:33 |
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drat. That roll over scene hosed me up. Won't be seeing that movie.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2015 00:00 |
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What the gently caress is up with these god drat nonrates with anthropology degrees that some how think the college makes them special. I just had one ask me not to call him a dude because he identified as gender neutral.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 18:00 |
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Day one of d17 pb round up. Team building meet and greet bullshit followed by dodge ball. Now if only there was bbq and an open bar.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2015 19:04 |
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Heh, your all gay and getting mad over gay rear end poo poo.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2015 17:40 |
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Heh. No epme test, let the great non rate exodus begin.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 21:49 |
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Thinking about applying for the UK engineer exchange anyone done it or know of anyone who has done it?
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2015 07:02 |
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krispykremessuck posted:just apply for it Done.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 10:30 |
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Looks like I'm going to England.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 09:39 |
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nwin posted:Sounds like it should be a cool experience at least. MK I'm guessing? Yeah trying to get qualls done before I go going to try and make MKC while over there and then start on a W package. gently caress YNs terminate there lovely rate and fold them into FS and fix our cook problem. Took them 3 months to get my MK3 his Bah and thats after the YNC stepped in I'm going to members responsibility their loving shower next time until late they fix it.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 05:43 |
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You know what I retract my earlier drunken statement. gently caress lazy YNs the 4% who actually do something are amazing.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 22:11 |
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gently caress it. They will either learn, get out or make use of the suicide hotline. Can't be any worse than these retards we have joining for the bonus. Retards are retards.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2015 14:34 |
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krispykremessuck posted:yes it can. it can always be worse We had a cook who didn't was his hands. His girlfriend was a well known BAH hunter, divorced from two different coasties one was still at the station to the north. She had and possibly still had multiple STDs.....and he got caught knuckle deep....twice. Also had acne really really bad and would absent mindedly pick. loving disgusting. Was so happy when he got out.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2015 18:18 |
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Merry Christmas from Alaska you sad lonely fucks.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 14:29 |
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So I was looking at going to college and pulled up my transcript. I have over 130 credit hours. What are the chances of me being able to keep even half of these. I have no clue where to start and the ESO is new.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 18:44 |
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nwin posted:I honestly have no clue...you pulled it up using that new site right? Joint transcript request or something? Nah man, the canceled my orders due to a failed overseas medical screening. The doc was worried about a back injury I got about five years ago. Then she promptly signed off on overseas orders to MAT Ketchikan which requires the same medical check. The docs a horrible piece of poo poo that does what she wants regardless of weather or not it makes sense or fucks with peoples lives. Same doc told me my shoulder injury was inoperable and I was lucky I wasn't getting med boarded, got a second opinion from a local doc and he said that type of injury has been correctable for over 20 years, that I didn't even have the injury she said I had, and If I did have the injury I wouldn't be able to move my arm for poo poo. Guy game me a cortisone shot and some physical therapy and now I'm doing great. gently caress this doc.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 14:15 |
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Inchoate drunk post. Get some cards put SMDFTB on it like a doctorate. Guys probably right though there's a lot of stupid poo poo in manuals that's designed to provide an apereance of superiority to people of higher rank. Leather office chairs and such. It's stupid that he gets mad about it.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 05:32 |
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Crash74 posted:Lol leather office chair havers need to be o-3 and above. You haven't lived until you have seen an SK warrant tell a OIC BMCS he is not supoused to have his hand me down leather chair.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2016 17:17 |
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krispykremessuck posted:So while it does say that the CO's determination is required, I'm going to say that in my opinion it doesn't rise to the level of individuals needing to be designated specifically in writing. As an example, to meet the requirement of the CO having determined, a note, local instruction, or e-mail (it counts) saying, "These positions in the [whatever] Division have a mission requirement to interface with the public sector, and shall be authorized to locally produce business cards." poo poo I don't even know you and your already my favorite SK type.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 00:16 |
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Soooo Westboro is going to protest the Coast Guard?
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 06:32 |
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So anyone hear if they spread the love of Christ with the guard today?
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 06:55 |
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Good luck.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 19:26 |
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Go talk to people at said CG station. Don't talk to anyone wearing an anchor talk to the e4 and 5s then talk to the guys wearing an anchor ask the same questions and compare your answers. Edit: we can also field your questions here.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 23:22 |
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ElMaligno posted:As the comms guy I chug anti acid tablets every time I work with them. I read this as acid tabs and thought man that must be an interesting watch.
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 15:47 |
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Chichi if your reading this people care, call again any time.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 10:53 |
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We need a new thread someone do the honors because i cant figure out how on this loving awful app
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 00:01 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:56 |
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Id almost rather keep this one rolling we are what nine pages deep after a year. Id say gently caress it if you cant read nine pages you probably shouldn't post. Maybe a thread refresh once a decade.
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