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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
:laffo:

I spoke too soon

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Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
HAHAHAHA jesus this game is awful, even when the late game equalizer comes in.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

hahahaha

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

The dream still lives

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Mods rename me Cinnamon-Pongolle

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam
this game gave me brain damage

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

kings of the draw :whatup:

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Paddyb posted:

Mods rename me Cinnamon-Poo-golle

because he is bad

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
I was at class but I see we are the new King of the Draws, that has to be something. It's the only thing we got out of this lovely season.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Mike Magee ‏@magee9 2m2 minutes ago
We could tie a pair of velcro shoes #cf97

:drat:

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
I wonder how many weeks he's been brewing that tweet up just so he could fortuitously splash it on the twitterverse in a bold display of his solid tweet game.

Maybe the painkillers dampened and showed the creative process, or maybe they acted as a catalyst.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



chicago is going to get us end of regular season match pks back heck yeah

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Azerban posted:

chicago is going to get us end of regular season match pks back heck yeah

you're welcome

seriously the old hockey-style run-up method is the superior method for PKs over spot kicks

E: we've literally drawn more than half of our matches this year

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
In a few short hours, DC United will have gone from historic lows to a playoff berth. Barring a loss, their ticket is punched; with some help, next week could be a coronation as Kings of the East.

Don't gently caress with US Open Cup Garberbux. They'll change your life.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
Ahhhh Chris Pontius with that night step over shuffle to the right and a shot. Missed seeing that.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

The first half has been entertaining, wish I could stick around to watch the whole thing.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
How in the world is that not a penalty? Pontius was completely taken out in the air in the box. Awful non call.

edit: this ref has completely lost the plot.

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Hello Towel posted:

E: we've literally drawn more than half of our matches this year

You're really not doing the soccer stereotype in Chicago any favours

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

I'd like to see Houston win today, because it'll make that 5th seed in the East even more interesting.

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

SeaTard posted:

I'd like to see Houston win today, because it'll make that 5th seed in the East even more interesting.

Pretty loving unlikely, but I'm hoping for it as well.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Hungryjack posted:

Pretty loving unlikely, but I'm hoping for it as well.

And sure enough, 1 minute into the second half, Henry scores an empty netter.

Popero
Apr 17, 2001

.406/.553/.735
Revs gonna win everybody

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

:wtc: I check the score on the other game, and Vancouver is up 2-0 in the 18th minute.

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
Do not adjust your set, the Whitecaps have in fact scored two goals from open play in the first 20 minutes. :stare:

edit: yeah, that. Seba Fernandez is having A Good Day.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Cahill just got a straight red in 2 minutes :laugh:

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

whypick1 posted:

Cahill just got a straight red in 2 minutes :laugh:

His first touch of the game. That's impressive

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
hold on please

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

BWP can't finish anymore, he hasn't scored in like 2 or 3 games, time to give him the boot.

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
woop

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
bwp was unlucky tonight tbh

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


This

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
Pls get a new field New England thx


Also convince whomever is in charge of the rain to cut it out

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

A Columbus win or a draw between the Revs and Crew will officially eliminate the Fire from playoff contention.

Not that we had more than a tiny statistical chance anyway.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
If the Crew spent a billionty dollars on someone who could poach an easy chance at goal that would be great.


Is Wondolowski available?

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

fat greasy puto posted:

bwp was unlucky tonight tbh

yeah. I hope Henry can conjure up enough energy to force the red bulls through the playoffs in an act of will just so he can have something in his trophy case for spending half a decade in mls

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
A Good Effort, team in yellow. Don't eat too much cheese steak through next week, and I'll see you on Wednesday.

RIP Higuain and Francis next week. Get ready for the Anor and Speas show, I guess.

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

yeah. I hope Henry can conjure up enough energy to force the red bulls through the playoffs in an act of will just so he can have something in his trophy case for spending half a decade in mls

...so it's official that nobody cares about the Supporters' Shield?

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
Nobody ever cared about the supporters shield except for Mutiny and Red Bull fans.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

excuse me the chicago fire, as the winners of the 2003 supporters shield...

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Popero
Apr 17, 2001

.406/.553/.735

Popero posted:

Revs gonna win everybody

I knew it, and Jermaine Jones is the best player in Revs history for reals

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