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Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
There's been an average of 57 points scored on TNF this season

TNF Where the teams play tired and one is less tired than the other AND DOMINATES

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Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

actionjackson posted:

If Minnesota wins I'll be out of both eliminator and reverse eliminator!

Yes, but ponder this: Ponder will beat Rodgers

Are you Pondering

Ponder muther fucker ponder

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nilbop posted:

While you ponder that, Ponder's gunna get pounded.

I imagine we'll see a quarter ponder, then a quarter rodgers then a half of just rodgers with the ball

see what i did

ba da da da daaaa
im ponderin' it

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0SbQz8itNE

Go Vikings, avenge Peterson

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
so moist

so must moisture

soooo moist

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

TMMadman posted:

So I guess it's Breast Cancer Awareness month?

yup, October. September was Hispanic Awareness Month, but was trumped by Domestic Violence Cover-Up Awareness month

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
okay google how many interceptions will Ponder throw

google explodes

true story yall

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
it begun

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I wonder what zany QB will the Vikings play later this season

Somewhere, a phone is ringing.

ring

ring

ring

and on the third ring, it is risen

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Ribsauce posted:

Has anyone ever seen a Surface in real life? Like in a coffee shop or library?

I have never seen one outside of Best Buy

They're popular at my college

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Rodgers going for the juggalo

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ET only plays home games

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
a handsome backup

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

FizFashizzle posted:

gently caress this boring rear end game. Here, watch this and laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llGuVtYFRSk

Isn't that you? Did you just ad lib your lines or did you not know they were filming

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ThePeavstenator posted:

What kind of frat party happens in broad daylight?

its going from last night

nerd

dont you have a library to go to

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Crazy Ted posted:

Well this game pretty much has taken a giant poo poo after that second touchdown.

keep watching

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I cant tell if im watching a replay or Ponder

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Doctor Candiru posted:

Is there a more inaccurate passer in the NFL than Christian Ponder? I'm including practice squads in this question.

Maybe Tom Brady

at least in the 3rd quarter

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Stupid Dick posted:

So we're actually going to see Chandler What's-his-rear end, aren't we?

Charnlish Handlring

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
he just slid out of bounds

like sliding into first

but not when you feel something burst

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
TNF... brought to you by the XFL

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
TNF is like the blooper reel except instead of coming at the end it comes at the beginning

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Fight it out with your flag out

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
lil' wide there buddy

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Duke Chin posted:

Seriously I'm only 37 and I know of "goth" chicks who grew out of that poo poo decades ago.

I know a "goth" chick who never outgrew it. She's 49, wears skimpy goth outfits similar to the NCIS girl. Her body is still in really good shape though, but all she talks about is a spinal accident she had a couple years ago and how greatful she is for recovering from it, and then explains how she can't stretch as far as she used to. Pretty sexy macabre stuff if youre into medical reports and arthritic medicine

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

TeeMerk posted:

So it's a date?

you bet it was. I suggested we go back to my place but she said hers because her bed is like a prescription bed or something

her apartment was like all hippy style, and she kept showing me her self-portraits of her trying to paint while stretching, because she needs to stretch so much

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Brannock posted:

I really enjoy how people become more and more caricaturical as they get older instead of deeper and well-rounded

her google chat tag- that thing that says "available, busy, etc" or customized - says: Crazy random and always exploring the world

I cut and pasted that. I don't know how old she is exactly, 49 is a guess, definitely over 40

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Magnificent and Lacy are two words I'd never thought I'd hear in the same sentence

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
So does Teddy Bridgewater play defense or something what the gently caress Vikings

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

wheez the roux posted:

i have enough viagra to kill a horse

sure, ill take the viagra, you be the horse

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
you be eddie lacy and my rear end in a top hat will be the Vikings D

thats right, you can enter as slow as you want

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

wheez the roux posted:

man im posting QUality 'Tubes but yall aint bitin!!!

last gameday thread, every youtube link I clicked on brought more and more CIA to my door

you jerk

I didnt know ISIS has a gregorian chant crew

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
TNF is broken

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
this game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZUYcyJxZEw

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

A.o.D. posted:

This isn't one of those fake snuff films, is it? This is for real, right?

I rented Faces of Death 1 through 3 and it was just TNF weeks 1 through 3

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
what was that full movie on youtube yall recommended that was like a kung fu flick but over the top and cheesy effects like a guy punching through a concrete wall

i think ill watch that now

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Riki-Oh: Story of Riki

thats it thanks

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
OVER ESTABLISHED

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
7-47 is going to be the final score

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Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

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