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wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
christian ponder gonna get dick punched and its gonna rule

no shame, go pack go god damnit, lets get funky y'all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxbQXg3BvIE

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wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Madcosby posted:

There's been an average of 57 points scored on TNF this season

TNF Where the teams play tired and one is less tired than the other AND DOMINATES

and on that note of tonight being a vikings snuff film starring christian ponder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLKibXI3fXY

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Madcosby posted:

Yes, but ponder this: Ponder will beat Rodgers

Are you Pondering

Ponder muther fucker ponder

ponder deez nuts

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Daedra posted:

You miss Ceelo don't you

not since he got weird and rapey. kill all heroes

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Petite Dinklage posted:

Can't wait for it to come out that Don Cheadle votes 3rd party

3rd parties rule. kill your father, larouche 2016

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Petite Dinklage posted:

Tom watts for TNF Intro Song

this song, specifically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whPzJbntlnY

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Madcosby posted:

so moist

so must moisture

soooo moist

-- said SV's wife never

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

oh no he's having hetero sex again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1KvgtEnABY

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
lmao ponder cant even throw a screen. amazing, amazing

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

CharlestheHammer posted:

That was not a promising start to the Christian Ponder comeback tour.

dont you have to have gone somewhere in the first place to come back

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Petite Dinklage posted:

That was on the RB looking ahead before he caught it

bitch dont kill my vibe

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

CharlestheHammer posted:

The bench is a place.

allegedly

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
:siren: RUN ESTABLISHED :siren:

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Petite Dinklage posted:

I WISH THAT HAD BETTER TOUCH

season status: still lost, trending slightly up

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Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
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wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Stupid Dick posted:

How's your butt Wheez?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_05qJTeNNI

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Petite Dinklage posted:

Appleton is a loving shithole don't let them fool you

my ex went to lawrence and basically never talked about anything that happened there which leads me to assume it wasn't much. except for kappa theta and toppers pizza, lots of toppers pizza

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Soothing Vapors posted:

I give you all my love and this is how you do me


-- sv's wife, to me

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Brannock posted:

Milwaukee is starting to unfuck itself, it's pretty nice. Madison is Madison as always. There's like a few square miles in the Fox Valley that isn't awful. But that's about it.

milwaukee was pretty rad because i lived like 3 blocks from brady st and got plastered every night and there is all kinds of awesome food and plenty to do. a Good City

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Petite Dinklage posted:

Someone post Gendo's video of Ponder going deep set to the 1812 Overture TIA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG6dfeYSrXM

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Western Wisconsin is beautiful

driving to bemidji from milwaukee is cool if you take the northern route rather than go through madison. my favorite is the bridge through superior because the valley is gorgeous at the right times of day

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

E_Motion posted:

Bemidji is real? I thought it was a fictional town from the Netflix Fargo.

its real and i have photos of myself with paul bunyan and babe because sometimes i spend my summers there working

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
i worked in the kitchen at gloriosos for a while and that store and their food, along with all the other bars and my awesome as poo poo apartment and good brats and the sheer variety of unhealthy foods open late and artisan cheese shops etc make me miss it lots

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

The-Mole posted:

I support breast awareness

i support breasts. with my hands

honk honk

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Petite Dinklage posted:

Jesus loving christ Rodgers

i repeat

wheez the roux posted:

a vikings snuff film starring christian ponder. and on that note

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLKibXI3fXY

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Ugh, Ponder so bad. He's not even back up caliber.

reminder that brady quinn is on an nfl roster in the year two thousand and fourteen

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
this game would be so much better with gruden commentating. ugh bring tirico and gruden to TNF for the love of god

gently caress jim nantz and double gently caress phil sims ohmy god

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

yes lol

i also took a girl out on a first date when i had the pt cruiser and im p sure it was a non-zero factor as to why i never saw her again

my dad's friend had a 1970 chevelle ss, deep red with two offwhite/cream colors stripes down the middle. he let me borrow it for prom and it fuckin ruled even though it was still icy out and lol @ a v8 muscle car on wintry alaskan roads

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Crazy Ted posted:

The really loving weird thing about Ponder is that every once in a while he'll throw a great-looking deep ball, even if it doesn't have a lot of velocity behind it, and he ends up so shocked by what he just did that won't attempt another one for the rest of the game.

i sank a half court shot once in an intramural game once as an undergrad and didnt play again because it would only be downhill from there

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Soothing Vapors posted:

lol look at this post

in the words of bartleby, "i would prefer not to"

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

ThePeavstenator posted:

Who is the worst sportscaster in the NFL?

joe buck

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
worst sportscaster in football as a whole is beyond a shadow of a doubt Matt loving Millen

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

berman rules

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Petite Dinklage posted:

I love you and we shared drinks but on this we must differ

he's a fellow smuggler, he has a special place in my cold hosed up heart

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Crazy Ted posted:

It is Paul Allen. He is such a whiny shitlord that he once threw his headset after a Seahawks TD in a game there about ten years ago. He is awful.

this confused me for way too long because i was wondering when the gently caress our owner would ever have a headset on

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

A Berman and Gruden announcing team would rule

the only time i will ever quote or agree with a LWB post

in addition to his smuggling and love of opiates i also appreciate his ability to keep us up to date on all relevant gambling information

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Pron on VHS posted:

I just ate like 75 california pitted dates

chop them roughly and mix them into the dough in my scone recipe

quote:

I scaled it up 2x from this, but the base recipe is as follows:

makes approx. 8 scones
Ingredients -
10oz low-protein AP flour [I did a 4:1 ratio of AP flour : cake flour]
1 tbsp baking powder
3 tbsp sugar
1/2 tsp salt
5 tbsp unsalted butter (roughly cut)
[1/2 cup dates/currants/whatever fillings you want]
1 cup heavy cream

1. heat oven to 425ºF
2. whisk dry ingredients
3. cut in butter with hands or pastry cutter until mixed well and only small lumps of butter remain; aim for a mealy consistency
4. add fruits/fillings at this point if you'd like
5. add cream
6. lightly mix and knead dough (no more than ~30sec) until everything is well incorporated as one homogenous mix.
7. press out into one long piece 1/2"-1" in height (roughly, none of this has to be exact) and cut into wedges. they can be as big or as small as you want, really.
8. bake 12-16 minutes, when they just start to look browned on the edges they're probably done

it's easy as poo poo, enough to memorize after one go, and one you have it down you can easily have a batch ready in under 30 minutes start to finish. chopping the dates is the only remotely difficult part bc they're so sticky so keep your hands lightly floured and just make sure you dont have big clumps of date in the dough. this is an easy recipe to modify too so go nuts with fillings or whatever. next time I want to experiment with pistachios, small amounts of both allspice, and black pepper along with the dates.

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wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

FizFashizzle posted:

gently caress this boring rear end game. Here, watch this and laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llGuVtYFRSk

it's a remake of a spanish series from catalunya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLONaJa41q8

spoiler alert: it sucks

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