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E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

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davecrazy posted:

Rain football on a Thursday. This is going to be a hilarious poo poo show.

I surely hope so, the only reason i'm watching this is for the possibility of hilarity

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E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

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I want Ponder to like pull a muscle or something, nothing serious, just so we can see Chandler Harnish playing QB on national TV

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

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Vaders Jester posted:

But he's really good at it.

TNF pregames are improving every year, from that horrible Cee Lo Green poo poo to Priyanka Chopra to Don Cheadle.

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

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Ribsauce posted:

drat this game could have ruled so hard if Teddy Bridgewater played. Now it is garbage.

gently caress Thursday Night Football

Look at that weather. Big chance for at least hilarious garbage!

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

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Brannock posted:

I'd say Lacy's somehow lost his rookie magic but to be honest he never had much of it in the first place.

SOPHOMORE SLUMP

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

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Recursive posted:

Welp, looks exactly like the exact same Ponder in the pocket.

And you expected different why exactly

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

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1/4 for 7 yards, yup, it's Christian Ponder alright!

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

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wheez the roux posted:

driving to bemidji from milwaukee is cool if you take the northern route rather than go through madison. my favorite is the bridge through superior because the valley is gorgeous at the right times of day

Bemidji is real? I thought it was a fictional town from the Netflix Fargo.

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

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Top Hats Monthly posted:

unfortunately, I heard a guy from NY at the airport say something exactly like this :sigh:

In my defense, i'm a filthy foreigner so I don't know that much about the less populated states okay

wheez the roux posted:

its real and i have photos of myself with paul bunyan and babe because sometimes i spend my summers there working



I kinda want to go there and visit now

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

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This is going to be another TB-ATL game isn't it

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Oct 26, 2004

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Cruel and Unusual posted:

Lions the only NFC North team with a defense.

The Bears have Tillman! Oh wait.

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Oct 26, 2004

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The Puppy Bowl posted:

Ugh, Ponder so bad. He's not even back up caliber.

He might be the best #3 QB in the league though!

Why did the Vikings start Ponder for so many games again?

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

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AP WAS HOLDING THE VIKINGS BACK GUYS

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Oct 26, 2004

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Aubergine Mage posted:

Ponder is horrible. I'm so sorry Vikings fans.

You think we'll see Harnish tonight and start a Chandler-chariot?

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Oct 26, 2004

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Ribsauce posted:

Has anyone ever seen a Surface in real life? Like in a coffee shop or library?

I have never seen one outside of Best Buy

A friend of mine bought one. When I next saw him 3 weeks later, he already sold it.

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

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The Puppy Bowl posted:

Same reason we started Boller. Sunk cost fallacy.

Oh god trigger warning that name man I'm getting flashbacks here

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Oct 26, 2004

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AradoBalanga posted:

The Vikings has the same amount of first downs as the Packers have TDs.

Jesus.

I was literally 1 click from betting a non-trivial amount of money on the Vikings to cover the spread but decided not to after i got interrupted by a telemarketer
Thank you, stupid telemarketer for saving me money

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Oct 26, 2004

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Aaand just like last week, the moment i'm deciding this game is poo poo and i'm going to go sleep, hilarity happens!

God, Ponder is bad.

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Oct 26, 2004

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Elephanthead posted:

Is Harnish active or on the practice squad?

Activated earlier today

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

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How the hell does Ponder keep getting WORSE? There's gotta be a bottom somewhere right

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Oct 26, 2004

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Codependent Poster posted:

Having seen Chandler Harnish in preseason the last three years, yeah, he's better than Ponder.

Dude, Heisman Winner Troy Smith is better than Ponder.

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

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Pops Mgee posted:

He's the gift that keeps on giving.

For you guys and fans of hilarious clusterfucks, he really is.

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Oct 26, 2004

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johnny sack posted:

I don't want the packers to score anymore because it means the Vikings offense is coming back out.

Oh my god Ponder is bad. The offense would truly be more effective to literally kneel for 3 downs and punt. gently caress this poo poo.

At least this cements Bridgewater as the starter

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Oct 26, 2004

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Athanatos posted:

Just poo poo-can every Thursday night game.

The experiment is over.

8 years is enough of this crap.

I don't know, i've been laughing my rear end off at every TNF game this season so far.

If you want to watch actual good football, TNF sucks though.

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Oct 26, 2004

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Soothing Vapors posted:

Abby on NCIS is starting to look her age and her 50 year old goth teenager schtick is getting weird

People actually watch NCIS?

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

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WOOO MORE PONDER TIME

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Oct 26, 2004

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TeeMerk posted:

Just got in but these Thursday night games are the best.

ftfy

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

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Athanatos posted:

Rams are moving to LA

what now

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Oct 26, 2004

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Dr_Strangelove posted:

My 70-year-old dad watches all its variants fervently

So basically old people are to blame again okay

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Oct 26, 2004

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wheez the roux posted:

scorpion was literally sold as "the big bang theory meets NCIS"

god knows how bad it is

"Hello we're elite socially stunted hackers and we're going to hack a plane by hooking up a network cable to it in flight"

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

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Miko posted:

There is an entire half of football to play. Seriously, who is going to do what after they come out of the locker room.

TNF being TNF

Time for the Chandler Harnish Experience

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Oct 26, 2004

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Akbar posted:

agents of shield has been pretty sweet ever since the events of captain america 2. I haven't seen this season though.

It's pretty much continuing on like the end of season 1. I'm glad I stuck with it after the shitshow that was the first half of the first season.

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

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Excelzior posted:

has a QB ever posted a rating of 0 for a game


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NFL_quarterbacks_who_have_posted_a_passer_rating_of_zero

Featuring names like Joey Harrington and Ryan Leaf and Trent Dilfer

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Oct 26, 2004

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Top Hats Monthly posted:

so who watches the bbt unironically

bazinga

My ex did

It was one of the many reasons i'm not with her anymore

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

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Josh Lyman posted:

Just saw the score. So happy I didn't bother to watch this.

And it's only halftime!

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Oct 26, 2004

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johnny sack posted:

Has a player ever been cut during a game? Like maybe at half-time or something?

They should cut Ponder while he's in the huddle. Like, he's in the huddle and a security guy comes over to escort him out of the stadium.

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

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Retail Slave posted:

When was the last time the Packers scored 50?

2005, vs the Saints they scored 52.

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/200510090gnb.htm

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Oct 26, 2004

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Doctor Candiru posted:

At least Bridgewater will lead us to victory against the Lions next week :unsmith:

And then to the Super Bowl. Eventually.

2015 Bortles-Bridgewater Super Bowl book it

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Oct 26, 2004

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Madcosby posted:

7-47 is going to be the final score

So that means there's going to be a safety? I'm down.

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E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

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TMMadman posted:

So this is the start of the comeback right?

I predict a Flynn Pick 6 on 3rd down, Packers fumble the ensuing kickoff return, Ponder runs in another TD, Packers go 3 and out, Ponder drives down the field and Asiata gets a TD run, onside kick recovered, Ponder manages to complete a long pass for a TD, Packers drive most of the way down the field but are finally stopped short of FG range, Vikes get the ball back with 2 minutes left and Ponder runs a perfect 2 minute drill to score the tying TD. Vikings get the back first in OT and return the opening kick back for a TD.

You're posting from the future in your fancy flying car right

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