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bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

QuoProQuid posted:

A source in Beijing is reporting that Kim Jong Un injured his leg during a visit to a military base in which he, "ordered all the generals to take part in drills."

Hmm, that last part there may have something to it, the 'ordered all the generals to take part in drills.'

A way to clear a logjam of elderly, unfit, or inconvenient generals is to declare that during an exercise commands must be issued in person or from horseback or something like that. High command gets an airtight reason to dump an officer when it is discovered, with mock surprise, that 80 year old three star General So-and-so is breaking fields regulations by his inability to mount a horse or descend into a trench.

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bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

VideoGameVet posted:

I'll add that a lot of folks who grew up nearby and in the era of Nevada nuclear testing seem to have thyroid issues.

wow!

Old ppl and ppl who smoked 3 - 6 packs a day for 40 years have health problems

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Shibawanko posted:

It's a cliche but I wish the human race had never invented these loving things. They should all be destroyed and all fissile material stored in safe locations deep underground, all tests banned.

they are arguably the least deadly and safest form of destruction currently available

lots more people have been and are currently killed and maimed with conventional weapons

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

also lmao that the only people who's deaths mattered in syria were the handful that died in the chemical attacks and that not a soul is at all put out when ppl die normally

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

*300,000 are incinerated by incendiary bombs; cruise missiles are watched on live tv*

haha sick, looks none of them will be the head of a major corporation

*someone posts link to there will come soft rains/threads*

n-n-n-no, you've gone to far

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