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Now do one for Kim Jong Il, please, for a reference to compare?
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2014 23:00 |
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 09:10 |
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That and I just can't see traditional North Korean culture accepting a female head of state.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 02:10 |
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Tiberius Thyben posted:In their defense, lots of people do that in America too, except with Jesus . Q: What do you get when you remove the spine from christian jesus? A: Juche business as usual E: While getting drunk as gently caress in NK does sound fun, I'd rather get drunk as gently caress in SK.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 08:30 |
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Mightypeon posted:They also got some pretty complex drinking games. I want to learn more.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 22:14 |
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hitchensgoespop posted:Then buy a ticket and go as part of a goon delagation with that guy from earlier in the thread and then report back. Oh yeah, lets go to North Korea. That'll look great on project applications or doing business with South Koreans.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 22:25 |
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Issue: He has feet.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2014 02:46 |
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dinoputz posted:At first I shared your thoughts, but when I thought about it, it might actually be a pretty big difference. We won't ever know exactly what's ailing the dude, but when people see a relatively healthy* 32 year old with a cane, 99% of them are thinking "Which sport did he sprain his ankle playing?" or, if you're one of the more thoroughly brainwashed North Koreans, "Which troops did he sprain his ankle commanding?" Kim Jong-Il never would have appeared in a picture with a cane, at least definitely not in the latter decade or so of his rule, because that would have sent a message to the US, whose intelligence leadership might think to themselves, "Hey, KJI's sick and his sons are young/effeminate/not properly groomed, maybe we should step on the gas a little harder to make some deals with some wannabe-warlords in the military?" The contrast between the young and the old with minor injuries and/or disabilities with adaptive equipment is pretty large. Sounds like someone doesn't have control over their personal appearances any more.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2014 07:29 |
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Kaal posted:QED: He's a robot. The norks have developed technology. Clearly, we cannot let them surpass us in the robotic oligarch race. I do wonder if the military is making a move against him right now/how much control his family's personal patronage network has over NK policy development.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2014 21:10 |
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Typo posted:The one child policy was retarded and made by people who don't understand demographics and will screw Chinese economic development within a generation or half a generation from now on and is basically complete irrelevant for a first world country in which the natural rate of population growth is negative. Alternatively, they found an innovative source for bribes.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 06:16 |
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Rogue0071 posted:You know if you want to argue about the feasibility of South Korean firms hiring North Koreans for low wage manufacturing work there is a real life example in the Kaesong Industrial Complex. You don't even have to pay them, you can just bring in moonpies! This is a great innovation.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 20:32 |
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JeffersonClay posted:Is it possible Kim Jong Un hacked Sony and is trying to destroy this movie because he's worried that it'll get bootlegged and smuggled in, and that people will believe it is literally true, sparking a revolution? My guess is North Koreans attempting to force high-level talks with Xi Jinping.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 04:54 |
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Nintendo Kid posted:There's a key aspect there: you get a lot more of the Chinese stuff close to the border. It's progressively harder to obtain the further from that border you get. how hard would it be to drop thumbdrives and counterfeit RMB all over north korea?
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2014 19:15 |
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Nintendo Kid posted:Charged with what exactly? Batteries or electricity, I'd presume. Even North Koreans have use for and can afford cheap Chinese goods.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2014 22:42 |
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Cockmaster posted:That reminds me: A little while ago, Elon Musk put forth a proposal to create a global broadband ISP with hundreds of low-orbiting satellites. Sneaking that into North Korea could make for some fun times. http://www.o3bnetworks.com Google's doing it. Nintendo Kid posted:Elon Musk is a bit of an idiot, because such a system would perform worse than just about all countries infrastructure. Issue: Shitloads of nations have little to no infrastructure. Nations, such as: North Korea.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2014 22:54 |
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JeffersonClay posted:South Korean groups do exactly that, with balloons. Are there any fun K-Pop songs about it?
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2014 22:08 |
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ChairMaster posted:I'd be curious to see what kind of a source you have for plenty of countries being fatter than the US, I can't find much of anything that would suggest that there's more than one country fatter than America. Well, its a surprisingly detailed and nuanced issue. For example, do you count obese illegal immigrants as American, or do you include them in the count for their nationality?
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2014 21:19 |
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Nintendo Kid posted:Well the Argentines are just sore losers. So are the Norks. You don't get to shell an island just because its near your coast when you don't operate a carrier battle group.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 06:19 |
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Nintendo Kid posted:Well that's what South Korea has on their border which is why they aren't worried about refugees Maybe they could have a wall or something?
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2015 15:44 |
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I like South Korea. It seems to mostly have a business culture in which I'd fit in, apart from being as tan as a sicillian. One thing I don't like is that this korean chick I used to hook up with worked at one of those big financials in Gangnam, where they made her serve tea despite her master's in econ. The gently caress is up with that?
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2015 23:07 |
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WarpedNaba posted:Lessee here All of which use so many weasle words. "During a certain time in the past"? Name the loving time period, rather than be vague. What, are they apologizing for the Sangoku war? Be loving specific in your apologies, like Ronnie Reagan would be.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2015 01:08 |
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fishmech posted:Congrats, you've cracked why North Korean dmz tunnels can never be non useless. Why not drill our own tunnels to Pyongyang? Surely with our technological lead we could get there undetectable to the North Koreans. CommieGIR posted:They are digging tunnels with nuclear weapons. It all makes sens now. We cannot allow the North Koreans a lead in the plowshare gap!
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 02:57 |
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I think it'd be pretty funny if the North Korean regime went all 'Blazing Saddles' with international diplomcy. 'Give us the grain and energy we ask for or else we'll nuke ourselves, we swear!'
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 03:16 |
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Full Battle Rattle posted:So did nobody care at all about this bomb test or what? It was such a tiny bomb, from such an insignificant nation, that all you can do is look at N. Korea and say "Well aren't you precious! Trying to act like you're in the nuclear club! We can kill you at any time of our choosing and there's nothing you can do about it."
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 11:25 |
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 09:10 |
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fishmech posted:North Korea's greatest weapon is saying the higher ups are all leaving and now South Korea is in charge North Korea can't do that; their entire culture is built around their racial purity, and the south koreans have been racially defiled by evil Americans. Their greatest weapon is selling nuclear weapons to Iran. If China refuses to crack down on North Korea, it is America's responsibility to ensure that North Korea cannot supply nuclear weapons and the missiles to carry them to Iran.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 21:57 |