Your first gaming boner and jack off moment

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MarioTeachesWiping: Nov 1, 2006; by XyloJW

Bobnumerotres posted:

# ? Oct 6, 2014 03:38

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# ? May 22, 2024 14:04

Zoq-Fot-Pik: Jun 27, 2008; Frungy!

Bobnumerotres posted:

# ? Oct 6, 2014 03:43

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

Bobnumerotres posted:

# ? Oct 6, 2014 03:44

Notmypants: Jan 3, 2014; Pants pants moose pants.

Truthfully, the Sims. Every version. Except 4 becuase lol.

# ? Oct 6, 2014 03:55

Abysswalker: Apr 25, 2013

Bobnumerotres posted:

# ? Oct 6, 2014 03:58

Stink fag: Aug 21, 2014

Wormskull posted:

Remember the really homoerotic poo poo goons were saying while also trying to sound like chauvinistic badasses when Forever came out about how awesome it was that Duke was putting the guns down at his crotch suggesting you deep throat his huge rod or whatever.

Yes.

# ? Oct 6, 2014 04:12

Stink fag: Aug 21, 2014

Vaguely.

# ? Oct 6, 2014 04:13

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Remember the guy with a pony av who was dying of cancer and his last wish was to play Duke Nukem Forever. Taht ddue was awesome.

# ? Oct 6, 2014 04:16

Stink fag: Aug 21, 2014

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Remember the guy with a pony av who was dying of cancer and his last wish was to play Duke Nukem Forever. Taht ddue was awesome.

Lol.

# ? Oct 6, 2014 04:17

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Remember the guy with a pony av who was dying of cancer and his last wish was to play Duke Nukem Forever. Taht ddue was awesome.

Haha

# ? Oct 6, 2014 04:20

Hoodrich: Feb 4, 2011; by Reene

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Remember the guy with a pony av who was dying of cancer and his last wish was to play Duke Nukem Forever. Taht ddue was awesome.

the pony wrhamemr 40k duke guy was ownage. i wodner if he is stil alive

# ? Oct 6, 2014 04:33

1994 Toyota Celica: Sep 11, 2008; by Nyc_Tattoo

viconia

# ? Oct 6, 2014 04:34

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Hoodrich posted:

the pony wrhamemr 40k duke guy was ownage. i wodner if he is stil alive

I'm afraid he died of cancer.

# ? Oct 6, 2014 04:34

Pewdiepie: Oct 31, 2010

The Egypt leaderhead from Civ 2

# ? Oct 6, 2014 04:37

Cannonballoon: Jul 25, 2007

Bobnumerotres posted:

# ? Oct 6, 2014 04:42

01011001: Dec 26, 2012

Bobnumerotres posted:

# ? Oct 6, 2014 04:55

FuriousGeorge: Jan 23, 2006; Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.; Grimey Drawer

....

# ? Oct 6, 2014 05:25

Seraphic Neoman: Jul 19, 2011

Thug Lessons posted:

The first scene of Xenosaga part 1 when Shion walks out and it does a close-up shot of her legs and rear end, dropped my pants and jacked off right there.

This but to KOSMOS.

# ? Oct 6, 2014 05:28

HotCheetoChallenge: Jun 17, 2012; iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou

I feel like if I tell this to someone I am setting it free, meaning I will never have to think about it ever again, I hope. :stare:

At my previous apartment complex I started becoming friends with one of my neighbors. She seemed normal and cool but one night she was drunk (and pills?) I guess, and she matter-of-factly told me that she masturbated to Assassin's Creed 2. She rigged the controller to make Ezio continuously walk around a country field while carrying a corpse, because apparently he makes faint huffing and grunting sounds when he does that; she said she masturbated to that sound for several minutes. Yeah. She was a very nice person but what the deuce.

# ? Oct 6, 2014 06:09

01011001: Dec 26, 2012

lady blue shanghai posted:

I feel like if I tell this to someone I am setting it free, meaning I will never have to think about it ever again, I hope.

At my previous apartment complex I started becoming friends with one of my neighbors. She seemed normal and cool but one night she was drunk (and pills?) I guess, and she matter-of-factly told me that she masturbated to Assassin's Creed 2. She rigged the controller to make Ezio continuously walk around a country field while carrying a corpse, because apparently he makes faint huffing and grunting sounds when he does that; she said she masturbated to that sound for several minutes. Yeah. She was a very nice person but what the deuce.

well ok

# ? Oct 6, 2014 06:13

blainestereo: Jan 16, 2013

anime

# ? Oct 6, 2014 06:34

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね！

ff8... let's just say angelo was a female dog, and my depravity knew no limits.

# ? Oct 6, 2014 06:46

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

blainestereo posted:

anime

# ? Oct 6, 2014 06:49

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

def the duke stripper sprites, i didn't know what nipple tassels were at the time though so it was a confusing boner

# ? Oct 6, 2014 06:49

extremebuff: Jun 20, 2010

lady blue shanghai posted:

I feel like if I tell this to someone I am setting it free, meaning I will never have to think about it ever again, I hope.

At my previous apartment complex I started becoming friends with one of my neighbors. She seemed normal and cool but one night she was drunk (and pills?) I guess, and she matter-of-factly told me that she masturbated to Assassin's Creed 2. She rigged the controller to make Ezio continuously walk around a country field while carrying a corpse, because apparently he makes faint huffing and grunting sounds when he does that; she said she masturbated to that sound for several minutes. Yeah. She was a very nice person but what the deuce.

so did you smash or what

# ? Oct 6, 2014 06:55

extremebuff: Jun 20, 2010

blainestereo posted:

anime

# ? Oct 6, 2014 06:55

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

lady blue shanghai posted:

I feel like if I tell this to someone I am setting it free, meaning I will never have to think about it ever again, I hope.

At my previous apartment complex I started becoming friends with one of my neighbors. She seemed normal and cool but one night she was drunk (and pills?) I guess, and she matter-of-factly told me that she masturbated to Assassin's Creed 2. She rigged the controller to make Ezio continuously walk around a country field while carrying a corpse, because apparently he makes faint huffing and grunting sounds when he does that; she said she masturbated to that sound for several minutes. Yeah. She was a very nice person but what the deuce.

This is awesome.

# ? Oct 6, 2014 07:42

VideoGames: Aug 18, 2003

first one ever or first one today? :cool:

# ? Oct 6, 2014 08:59

Kobold eBooks: Mar 5, 2007; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AN OPEN PALM SLAM A CARTRIDGE IN THE SUPER FAMICOM. ITS E-ZEAO AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, CORPORAL FALCOM.

solid snake has a hella nice rear end

you could say it got my snake solid

and then i spilled inferior dna all over my hand

# ? Oct 6, 2014 09:09

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

bathroomrage posted:

solid snake has a hella nice rear end

you could say it got my snake solid

and then i spilled inferior dna all over my hand

At first I thought this joke was pretty epic, and then you stretched it beyond into a realm of pure comedy bliss. Thank you.

# ? Oct 6, 2014 09:15

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

Brevity is the soul of wit.
-- Complete and Utter Fucktarded Dumbass, 1847

# ? Oct 6, 2014 09:16

Kobold eBooks: Mar 5, 2007; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AN OPEN PALM SLAM A CARTRIDGE IN THE SUPER FAMICOM. ITS E-ZEAO AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, CORPORAL FALCOM.