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Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete

Concordat posted:

This thread sure was a boner.

and the op sure is a jack off.

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Mazed
Oct 23, 2010

:blizz:


Discount Viscount
Jul 9, 2010

FIND THE FISH!
star fox adventures

you know who












prince tricky

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Concordat posted:

Remember that episode where the kids get turned into fish eggs and a bass jizzes all over them?
yeah p. hosed up imho

Discount Viscount posted:

star fox adventures

you know who
the lust penis, duh

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

nursing a semi right now

cute anime girl
Feb 14, 2014

cute anime girl
Feb 14, 2014

The true Zero Suit Samus......

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro
nes samus had some sag going on, i like this more realistic portrayal

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

Morkyz posted:

the space one or the volcano one or what? I think I played all of them

I remember the dinosaur one and a rainforest one and one where you have to protect the dolphins or something

ForeverSmug
Oct 9, 2012

*searches thread*

*no rouge the bat*


cmon sons

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

ForeverSmug posted:

*searches thread*

*no rouge the bat*


cmon sons

OkieMurse
Nov 2, 2011

I get paid to stab people with sharp objects.
There was this Japanese "game" where you could position the actors and make then do it.

There really wasn't any gameplay, it was just like interactive porn.

That's the only thing that comes close to a game that I've jacked it to.

I probably would have to original Metroid Justin Bailey had I been old enough at the time.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

OkieMurse posted:

There was this Japanese "game" where you could position the actors and make then do it.

There really wasn't any gameplay, it was just like interactive porn.

That's the only thing that comes close to a game that I've jacked it to.

I probably would have to original Metroid Justin Bailey had I been old enough at the time.

somehow this manages to be sadder than every other confession in the thread including the shlicking to assassin's creed

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

OkieMurse posted:

There was this Japanese "game" where you could position the actors and make then do it.

There really wasn't any gameplay, it was just like interactive porn.

Remember when this was exactly how Fox News described Mass Effect as being?

OkieMurse
Nov 2, 2011

I get paid to stab people with sharp objects.

Bobnumerotres posted:

somehow this manages to be sadder than every other confession in the thread including the shlicking to assassin's creed

I was a sad teenager, man.

Now I beat it to free streaming porn like any other red blooded well adjusted American

:911:

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine
Lmao

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
i once paused super mario land on the gamboy as the princess turned into a flower and it looks like she was getting undressed so i jkacked off to it and got semen stuck in the speakers and headphone port and broke my gameboy

OkieMurse
Nov 2, 2011

I get paid to stab people with sharp objects.

VideoGames posted:

i once paused super mario land on the gamboy as the princess turned into a flower and it looks like she was getting undressed so i jkacked off to it and got semen stuck in the speakers and headphone port and broke my gameboy

Man if I had a dollar for every time that happened...

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro
ragnarok online had the boom anime babes

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Abandon posted:

i get a tingle down below whenever i see Tingle

BiggestOrangeTree
May 19, 2008
Let's not kid ourselves here

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

BiggestOrangeTree posted:

Let's not kid ourselves here


only the strong survive

strong boners that is

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Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
I'm going to share some primo, SFW game jo material here, bud.

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