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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless







Tonight, the Patriot Way dies a horrible, bloody death. Good riddance, and GET THE gently caress OFF MY TV.

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YMB
Nov 8, 2009

in an unceremonious way
Why in the name of god does this thread exist already

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I didn't realize putting a poll in it submitted the thread. I was farting around trying to make a funny OP to leave open in a new tab, and posted it before I was done. Now I don't even care. :colbert:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

So uh where's the poll then?

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Intruder posted:

So uh where's the poll then?

:laffo:

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I didn't have an idea for a poll yet. I was thinking something along the lines of why are you excited for the Patriots to get crushed tonight, but I didn't even get to play with a rough draft to make up some options.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



ground floor for the coming implosion.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

this thread looks like the bengals in prime time football games

:hb:
:goku:

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
You got my dick hard already with this thread.

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
Who is most responsible for the Patriots incipient collapse:
  • Bill
  • Tom

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ4FF-u9hTU#t=598

Person Dyslexic
Jul 23, 2007
Taking a nap so I can be well rested for the upcoming bloodbath. I figure that either the Pats will get blown out and booed like nothing I've ever seen before, or the Bengals will completely melt down and the Pats will get booed anyways because Gillette. Either way is really fine by me.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Roargasm posted:

Who is most responsible for the Patriots incipient collapse:
  • Bill
  • Tom

Yes.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

its gonna own when the bengals win this game by 30 and all anyone wants to talk about is how lovely the patriots are and "well bah gawd what happened to tom brady???" and completely ignore the fact that the bengals are a great team and are going to win the super bowl

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Roargasm posted:

Who is most responsible for the Patriots incipient collapse:
  • Bill
  • Tom

That'd be the dude who built the team, chief

say no to bats
Aug 15, 2001
Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree
I'm no Pats expert, but the last few years of Pats drafting and FA decisions seems like a really bad idea to do and keep doing while Brady has precious little time left in his career to play at a high level and win rings.

K, bye.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Cavauro posted:

this thread looks like the bengals in prime time football games

:hb:
:goku:
:spooky:
:goku:

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

what the bengals should look like tonight:

what the bengals probably will look like tonight:

causticBeet
Mar 2, 2010

BIG VINCE COMIN FOR YOU

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

its gonna own when the bengals win this game by 30 and all anyone wants to talk about is how lovely the patriots are and "well bah gawd what happened to tom brady???" and completely ignore the fact that the bengals are a great team and are going to win the super bowl

Woah woah woah lets shoot for a playoff win before we set our hopes too high

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





WEEI will be more entertaining tomorrow if the Patriots go out in a spectacular comet of flaming poo poo. Go Bengals. If the Pats reign is to end, let it be with a terrifying thunder.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Go Bengals. I am a Niners fan going all in for the Cincinnati Football Bengals.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Quiet Feet posted:

WEEI will be more entertaining tomorrow if the Patriots go out in a spectacular comet of flaming poo poo. Go Bengals. If the Pats reign is to end, let it be with a terrifying thunder.

EEI sucks, SportsHub's incoherent rage and Scott Zolak drunkenly crying on air is a vastly better place to hear patriot tears.

Smarms
Aug 27, 2008
Ground flooring the inevitable collapse of my dear, hometown, 3-0 Bengals.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Volkerball if the Bengals lose I am holding you personally responsible for this jinx of all jinxes thread and I am taking you to the elevator

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
gently caress this thread!!!!!

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Relax ribsauce. The era. It's over.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Patriots delenda est.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

what the bengals should look like tonight:

This is by far the best graphics package ESPN has ever put together

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Declan MacManus posted:

Patriots delenda est.


This is by far the best graphics package ESPN has ever put together

It was actually NBC, it was because they were promoting Skyfall lmao

Smarms
Aug 27, 2008
Guys I'm real worried the Bengals are going to play down to their obviously inferior competition and lose.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Declan MacManus posted:

Patriots delenda est.


This is by far the best graphics package ESPN has ever put together

The last bit when he turns his head should be him saying "Andy Dalton. TCU."

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Smarms posted:

Guys I'm real worried the Bengals are going to play down to their obviously inferior competition and lose.

Are you worried or are you actually just aware that it will happen

Smarms
Aug 27, 2008

Declan MacManus posted:

Are you worried or are you actually just aware that it will happen

It's more #2. There's this growing feeling of dread in the pit of my stomach.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
The Raiders were one fluky pick away from taking the Patriots to OT in Foxborough, while the Bengals are looking the best they ever have. Hue Jackson is going to make that defense his bitch, and :lol: the Patriots pass offense.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Patriots 50
Bengals 10

book it

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Bengals gonna destroy the Patriots tonight

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

Bengals gonna destroy the Patriots tonight

Inshallah the Bengals will cause a timespace disruption and cancel the existence of the New England Faketriots

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Athanatos posted:

Patriots 10
Bengals 50

book it

ftfy

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT


Athanatos posted:

Patriots 50
Bengals 10

book it

ftfy

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009
Go Bengals Bitch

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
If Tom loving Brady cannot win out in an office-politics showdown against coaching "talent" like Josh McDaniels, Brian Daboll, and Dave DeGuglielmo...

But he won't, because Bill Belichick has secretly been retarded all along and coasting on the laurels of a HOF QB instead of the other way around as we all initially assumed.

Anyone want to take bets on how quickly FiveAces gets fired after Brady leaves?

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