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Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

01011001 posted:

all of them are named after famous musicians

Morton Downey Jr was the talk show host who carved a swastika into his own face

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01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Morton Downey Jr was the talk show host who carved a swastika into his own face

i was under the impression he was also a musician, but that rules

SnotGrumble
Jun 4, 2003

All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.

PantsBandit is correct. Morton is extremely my poo poo.
Iggy's pretty cool too.

SnotGrumble
Jun 4, 2003

All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlY1uav35xs

bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW

Im jealous of this kid,actually. I think itd be fuckin RAD to have plushies of all 7 koopa kids.

SnotGrumble
Jun 4, 2003

All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.
The kid didn't say where he got them, but he did say they were $20 each. Those plushies are dope though.

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!
Roy is my favorite Koopa Kid.

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

i like Iggy

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

bonzibuddy64 posted:

Im jealous of this kid,actually. I think itd be fuckin RAD to have plushies of all 7 koopa kids.

holy poo poo those are rad as hell

Soral
May 30, 2009

ludwig is cool. also (off topic_), bowser jr looks very different from baby bowser and its crazy that people mix them up. just my humble opinion

Ms. Unsmiley
Feb 13, 2012

I like Larry Koopa the most too, OP. I'm not really sure why though. I mean, I guess his hair is pretty cool, but of all the Koopalings he seems to be the one most lacking in personality. The others all fit into different archetypes, like the cool one, the smart one, the strong one, etc. But Larry doesn't. Maybe that's why I like him the most; by not being a stereotype, he is the most real of all the Koopalings. I'm curious about your thoughts on this, OP.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
i would blaze it with roy and morton behind the fort

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

bonzibuddy64 posted:

I think you're misunderstanding. I think Super Mario World is a great game, and I would say it's my favorite Mario game. But I don't think the Koopalings are properly represented in the game. Let's take a look:



Seriously - the only one that they got right was Wendy O. Koopa. They got Roy half right, they gave him his shades, but he's silver. Someone at Nintendo hosed up, bigtime.

SMW is the best mario in my opinion.

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
are the koopalings bowser's kids? who's their mom?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Peach is, it's cannon.

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

drilldo squirt posted:

Peach is, it's cannon.

got some bad news for you

"Our current story is that the seven Koopalings are not Bowser's children. Bower's only child is Bowser Jr. and we don't know who the the mother is." -Shigeru Miyamoto, 2012.

http://www.screwattack.com/news/koopalings-are-not-related-bowser

so basically the koopalings are all adopted and Bowser Jr. is a bastard

Chill Penguin
Jan 10, 2004

you know korky buchek?

bonzibuddy64 posted:

I think you're misunderstanding. I think Super Mario World is a great game, and I would say it's my favorite Mario game. But I don't think the Koopalings are properly represented in the game. Let's take a look:



Seriously - the only one that they got right was Wendy O. Koopa. They got Roy half right, they gave him his shades, but he's silver. Someone at Nintendo hosed up, bigtime.

so Bowser is Morton Koopa Sr.

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012


Yeah those plushes own

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
why the institutional memory loss that bowser jr was introduced as junior bowser?

and when is that wizard finally gonna turn on him for taking his poo poo all these years?

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

surely bowser jr. was brought in by a stork, just as mario and luigi canonically were

Chill Penguin posted:

so Bowser is Morton Koopa Sr.

not necessarily. morton koopa jr. could be named after bowser's dad.

whoa. thinking about bowser's dad is pretty crazy.

koolkal
Oct 21, 2008

this thread maybe doesnt have room for 2 green xbox one avs
Its mario

It explains bowsers weird fixation with peach

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

koolkal posted:

Its mario

It explains bowsers weird fixation with peach

Yeah how the hell does that make even a shred of sense?

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Cucking!!!!!11

Hoodrich
Feb 4, 2011

by Reene
Lemmy Koopa is totally wacky and random, much like me, so I identify with him.

koolkal
Oct 21, 2008

this thread maybe doesnt have room for 2 green xbox one avs
Oedipus

Famous TV Dad
Nov 1, 2011

Ms. Unsmiley
Feb 13, 2012


this is how i hope to end up

koolkal
Oct 21, 2008

this thread maybe doesnt have room for 2 green xbox one avs
Roy charles

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

a show starring the koopalings and bowser would be cool. not like the mario bros super show, but like it focuses on the koopas

bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW

sharrrk posted:

I like Larry Koopa the most too, OP. I'm not really sure why though. I mean, I guess his hair is pretty cool, but of all the Koopalings he seems to be the one most lacking in personality. The others all fit into different archetypes, like the cool one, the smart one, the strong one, etc. But Larry doesn't. Maybe that's why I like him the most; by not being a stereotype, he is the most real of all the Koopalings. I'm curious about your thoughts on this, OP.

Yeah, I think so too. He's the most straight-forward and plain of all the Koopalings, but he's still cute and still has a cool blue mohawk and some tiny little fangs. The Mario Kart 8 japanese trailer depicted him as the "Koopa Troop's Special Squad Leader" and the promotional renders have him at the forefront. Even the Nintendo of Canada official Twitter header had his render among all the top Mario characters like Mario himself, Peach, Yoshi, Luigi, Bowser, etc., and he's the first Koopaling to appear when choosing Bowser Jr's alternate skins. I think it's safe to say that Larry is the "main" Koopaling.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


idk which is best maybe wendy o

Hoodrich
Feb 4, 2011

by Reene
people with longavs need their bodies turned into mulch by a minigun

bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW

koolkal
Oct 21, 2008

this thread maybe doesnt have room for 2 green xbox one avs
larry looks like the 3rd most unfit to run the koopa brigade from that pic

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Hoodrich posted:

people with longavs need their bodies turned into mulch by a minigun

im sorry its my halloween av please adblock it instead of being upset at me in the physical world

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

koolkal posted:

larry looks like the 3rd most unfit to run the koopa brigade from that pic

they're all really dumb and when bowser finally dies kameks gonna stage a coup

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

Bowser will never die.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

mabels big day posted:

Bowser will never die.

war never changes

bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW

koolkal posted:

larry looks like the 3rd most unfit to run the koopa brigade from that pic

I wrote a 50-page essay on how either Roy or Ludwig would take over ruling the Mushroom Kingdom in Bowser's absence

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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
either? the power vacuum would definitely become an endless bloodfeud of backstabbing and betrayal

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