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ROBO_ERECTUS
Sep 5, 2007

Let me take you for a ride.
They wrote themselves into a corner with Metroid Fusion, notice how every game since has been a prequel? All the metroids are dead!

I would like a game where you meet the chozo, like another colony like on Tallon IV, but instead of going all hippy and communing with nature, they went super hardcore industry and science. Samus shows up and they give her a sweet new suit with a built in dildo and the works.

Anyways what are you ideas imps? Is Metroid salvagable?

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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Psycobladder posted:

they give her a sweet new suit with a built in dildo and the works.
i think someone posted this in the last metroid thread

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

I hope so, if only to step into that Varia Suit one more time.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

theyve already said theyre working on two metroid titles. a 2d one for the 3ds and a 3d one for the wiiu. we will probably get details at next year's e3.

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

Bobnumerotres posted:

theyve already said theyre working on two metroid titles. a 2d one for the 3ds and a 3d one for the wiiu. we will probably get details at next year's e3.

I want to believe especially now that sakamoto is gone

Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip
as long as retro is doing the 3d one i dont give no poo poo

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
kill all canon

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
what if metroid was zelda

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007


Please no voice acting outside of maybe a computer.

Meeting a bunch of space federation dudes in MP3 was kinda weird and jarring.

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

remember_me.jpg

ROBO_ERECTUS
Sep 5, 2007

Let me take you for a ride.
You mean the thread where they were talking about remodling Samus' rear end in a top hat? Things got a little weird in that thread.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Oxyclean posted:

Please no voice acting outside of maybe a computer.

Meeting a bunch of space federation dudes in MP3 was kinda weird and jarring.
yeah but the other bounty hunters were cool

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

mp3 is good and has a lot of amazing setpieces and locations, but when im remembering the good parts and get excited and go back to play it i forget that the loving stupid motherbrain never shuts the gently caress up. every 5 steps *breathy brain voice* "saammuuss are you okaayy so anyway go ooverr heree this is your neextt objective" holy poo poo leave me alone

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

keep going after metroid fusion

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

make the f-zero/metroid/star fox crossover that the world has been waiting for

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe
i enjoy all of the metroid prime games

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
playing super metroid makes me sad because it was made with love and it shows and it feels to me like a set of ideas future games should have built upon instead of struggling to meet

not just metroid games

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

Parallax Scroll posted:

keep going after metroid fusion

no don't

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

sword_man.gif posted:

i enjoy all of the metroid prime games

I, as well.

Apparently the new DK games sold way better than any of the Metroid Prime games so it seems like Retro will probably be stuck with DK for the immediate future.

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glCZdc4yniQ

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
just give the next metroid re4 controls and make the dude who directed silent hill 2 make it.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

I hope the new metroid games are awesome!

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
Metroid: Xtreme Beach Volleyball

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

PantsBandit posted:

Metroid: Xtreme Beach Volleyball

I would buy this.

ROBO_ERECTUS
Sep 5, 2007

Let me take you for a ride.
Is Sonic getting his taint reaped in your avatar?

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008

Psycobladder posted:

They wrote themselves into a corner with Metroid Fusion, notice how every game since has been a prequel? All the metroids are dead!

I would like a game where you meet the chozo, like another colony like on Tallon IV, but instead of going all hippy and communing with nature, they went super hardcore industry and science. Samus shows up and they give her a sweet new suit with a built in dildo and the works.

Anyways what are you ideas imps? Is Metroid salvagable?

Ok lemme try

"all the metroids are dead...





or are they?"

Metroid saved.

ROBO_ERECTUS
Sep 5, 2007

Let me take you for a ride.
Thats about as much effort as Sakamoto put into Other M, so no.

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

yeah it's alluded to that the chozo had colonies on tons of planets so there's some room there for more stuff

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007


Psycobladder posted:

I would like a game where you meet the chozo, like another colony like on Tallon IV, but instead of going all hippy and communing with nature, they went super hardcore industry and science. Samus shows up and they give her a sweet new suit with a built in dildo and the works.


Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003

I enjoy all the 2d metroid games i also kinda liked other m but only kinda....

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

We're going to be rebooting your shithole.

ROBO_ERECTUS
Sep 5, 2007

Let me take you for a ride.

Thats the Reboot I meant.

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

mabels big day posted:

We're going to be rebooting your shithole.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

mabels big day posted:

We're going to be rebooting your shithole.

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

the varia suit has an integrated waste disposal so samus never has to go to the gunship's bathroom if its parked too far

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

mabels big day posted:

We're going to be rebooting your shithole.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Please respect Samus' booty.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
nintendo is poo poo

they've remodeled samus's shithole. pray that they don't remodel it any further

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

quakster posted:

nintendo is poo poo

gently caress off

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01011001
Dec 26, 2012

quakster posted:

nintendo is poo poo

dont post here

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