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Check the Week 1 thread for a full explanation of the rules! Another pretty high scoring week, but Peyton going loving bugnuts busted a lot of people. OBR has the amusing distinction of having the Polamalu token saving him from busting, but netting him a grand total of zero points in the process. Week 5 Results Top Ten: von Metternich: 989 - 61 pts. Jaysus: 978 - 60 pts. marioinblack: 972 - 59 pts. pixelbot2000: 968 - 58 pts. Nystral: 957 - 57 pts. Mind_Taker: 951 - 56 pts. The Puppy Bowl: 944 - 55 pts. 13 year old girls: 938 - 54 pts. Ron Roenicke: 935 - 53 pts. Hockles: 932 - 52 pts. The Field: aBagorn: 924 - 50 pts. Phiggle: 924 - 50 pts. Christ Pseudoscientist: 923 - 49 pts. rebel1608: 916 - 48 pts. Metapod: 909 - 47 pts. skaboombizzy: 908 - 46 pts. Roumba: 904 - 45 pts. solauran: 901 - 44 pts. Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 888 - 42 pts. Butthead: 888 - 42 pts. Felter Chesthard: 879 - 41 pts. No Butt Stuff: 875 - 40 pts. Fenrir: 871 - 39 pts. ROSS MY SALAD: 866 - 38 pts. JGKing: 862 - 37 pts. Akbar: 859 - 36 pts. Grozz Nuy: 842 - 35 pts. Gandalf21: 841 - 34 pts. waah: 824 - 33 pts. Haschel Cedricson: 816 - 32 pts. A Pale Horse: 806 - 31 pts. axeil: 799 - 30 pts. Okibi: 798 - 29 pts. Apples McGrind: 796 - 28 pts. anime gently caress pillow: 785 - 27 pts. Miko: 783 - 26 pts. Bachtere: 782 - 25 pts. Tavarin: 746 - 24 pts. Dubar: 734 - 23 pts. Chichevache: 726 - 22 pts. Z.S. Ghost: 714 - 21 pts. ChuckHead: 695 - 20 pts. OrangeKing: 685 - 19 pts. Phyein: 684 - 18 pts. WaffleZombie: 674 - 17 pts. Grittybeard: 665 - 16 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 595 - 15 pts. Bjay9: 428 - 14 pts. OBR: 201 (1007-806) - 13 pts. Busts: Alfred P. Pseudonym: 1022 - 12 pts. Lt. Chips: 1027 - 11 pts. Arnold Layne: 1034 - 10 pts. bushisms.txt: 1039 - 9 pts. kalensc: 1042 - 8 pts. Deceptive: 1062 - 7 pts. Thaddius the Large: 1065 - 6 pts. Mughe: 1101 - 5 pts. embarrasing tank: 1125 - 4 pts. DupaDupa: 1155 - 3 pts. ffoecaf: 888 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token) OxySnake: 1018 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token) Tokens!  The Revis Token: The modern example of the lockdown cornerback. You may use the Revis Token when your Tucker Number is a Wide Receiver. If your Tucker Number's receiving yardage would bust your score, this token sends them on a one-way ticket to Revis Island and zeroes out their yardage for the week. (I'm gonna need another new icon for this, goddamn it Darrelle)  The Suh Token: Stomps plays out in the backfield, when he's not stomping on an opponent's dick. You may play the Suh Token when your Tucker Number is a Quarterback or Running Back. If your Tucker Number would bust your score, this token zeroes out their biggest passing or rushing gain of the game. It only works for one play though, so it won't save you from death by a million tiny cuts.  The Willis Token: The best middle linebacker of this generation, sheds blocks like a maniac and can cover to boot. You may play the Willis Token when your Tucker Number is a Running Back or Tight End. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust your score, this token sends Willis on a one-man rampage and halves their yardage for the game.  The Polamalu Token: A man whose mystique on the field is matched only by his luxurious hair. The Polamalu Token can be used no matter what position your Tucker Number plays, because Polamalu is all over the field. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust you, this token cancels out all your yardage except your Tucker Number, because you just can't keep your eyes off that hair. In addition, the Polamalu Token grants a special hair bonus of 25 extra points added to your score if you achieve a top 10 score when you declare it, but don't need its effects to keep you from busting. And one special token:  The Rex Ryan Token: He doesn't play defense, but like many great defenders he sure talks a whole lot of poo poo. If you declare the Rex Ryan token during a given week, he gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you'd best be able to back up your tough talk. In addition, you can use the Ryan token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Ryan token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!  Blowhard Alert! The following users have blown their Ryan Token and are ineligible to use it for the remainder of the season unless they hit a perfect 1000: Deceptive Great White Hope Nystral solauran Jaysus Butthead Ghost of Reagan Past grah ffoecaf OxySnake Week 6 Schedule Thursday Night: IND@HOU Sunday 10AM: JAX@TEN BAL@TB DEN@NYJ DET@MIN NE@BUF CAR@CIN PIT@CLE GB@MIA Sunday 1PM: SD@OAK CHI@ATL DAL@SEA WAS@ARI Sunday Night: NYG@PHI  Monday Night!SF@STL Bye: KC, NO
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Token refresh! Arian Foster - Rushing Yards Vincent Jackson - Receiving Yards Demariyus Thomas - Receiving Yards Stevan Ridley - Rushing Yards A.J. Green - Receiving Yards La'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards Julio Jones - Receiving Yards Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards Nick Foles - Passing Yards Tucker Number: Frank Gore - Rushing Yards
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Nick Foles - Passing Matt Stafford - Passing Phillip Rivers - Passing Tucker Number: Austin Davis - Rushing
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Lets do this again! T Bridgewater MIN - Passing Yards M Glennon TB - Passing Yards K Cousins WAS - Passing Yards Tucker Number: A Davis STL - Passing Yards
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Jay Cutler - passing Tony Romo - passing Peyton Manning - passing Tucker Number: Frank Gore - rushing Apples McGrind fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Oct 8, 2014 |
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Oct 8, 2014 17:06
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Andy Dalton - passing Cam Newton - passing Aaron Rodgers - passing Tucker number: Colin Kaepernick - Passing
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Joe Flacco - Passing Aaron Rodgers - Passing Phillip Rivers - Passing Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Tucker Number: Frank Gore - Rushing
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Oct 8, 2014 18:35
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Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Andrew Luck - Rushing Yards Arian Foster - Rushing Yards Tom Brady - Passing Yards Ben Tate - Rushing Yards Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Brian Quick - Receiving Yards USING REVIS TOKEN
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Aaron Rodgers: Passing Yards Phillip Rivers: Passing Yards Matthew Stafford: Passing Yards Tucker #: Anquan Boldin: Receiving Yards :REVIS TOKEN:
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Well, my guys did the opposite of poo poo the bed last week, so I guess they technically did as I asked; that said, I'd prefer if I were able to land a score between 750-1050, thus far I've had nothing but outliers. Matt Stafford - passing yards Andrew Luck - passing yards Dez Bryant - receiving yards Tucker Number - Colin Kaepernick - passing yards
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Logan Thomas - passing yards Peyton Manning - passing yards Andy Dalton- passing yards tucker number anquan boldin - receiving yards
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Russell Wilson - Passing Yards Philip Rivers - Passing Yards Percy Harvin - Receiving Yards Mohamed Sanu - Receiving Yards Doug Baldwin - Receiving Yards Matt Asiata - Receiving Yards Vincent Jackson - Receiving Yards Jermaine Kearse - Receiving Yards Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards Jon Ryan - Rushing Yards  Tucker Number - Colon Kaepernick - Rushing Yards Jaysus fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Oct 9, 2014 |
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Oct 9, 2014 03:24
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Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Joe Flacco - Passing Yards Demaryius Thomas - Receiving Yards Julio Jones - Receiving Yards Giovani Bernard - Rushing Yards Tucker Number: Frank Gore - Rushing Yards
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Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Nick Foles - Passing Yards Giovani Bernard - Rushing Yards Jeremy Hill - Rushing Yards Tucker Number: Austin Davis - Passing Yards
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Philip Rivers - Passing Yards Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Andy Dalton - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Jared Cook - Receiving Yards
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Tennessee, Houston, Chicago, Indianapolis Team - Rushing JAX QB, Houston QB - Passing Tucker Number - Zac Stacy - Rushing
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Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Peyton Manning - Passing Yards Matt Stafford - Passing Yards Tucker Number: Frank Gore - Rushing Yards
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Woo!! Top 10! Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards Ben Tate - Rushing Yards Terrence West - Rushing Yards Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards Miles Austin - Receiving Yards Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards Taylor Gabriel - Receiving Yards Jordan Cameron - Receiving Yards Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards Jim Dray - Receiving Yards LeVeon Bell - Rushing Yards LeGarrette Blount - Rushing Yards T#: Colin Kaepernick - Rushing Yards
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Derek Carr - Passing Yards Matt McGloin - Passing Yards Mike Glennon - Passing Yards Ben Roethlissberger - Passing Yards Sammy Watkins - Receiving Yards Blake Bortles - Rushing Yards Aaron Rodgers - Rushing Yards Tucker Frank Gore - Rushing Yards
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Matthew Stafford - Passing Matt Ryan - Passing Matt McGloin - Passing Tucker #: Frank Gore - Rushing
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Challenge Accepted: Play a week of 1kob using all the QBs in the division for that week.  Mike Glennon - Passing Yards Cam Newton - Passing Yards Matt Ryan - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Frank Gore - Rushing Yards Using the Willis Token
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Brian Hoyer - passing yards Matthew Stafford - passing yards Philip Rivers - passing yards Tucker number: Zac Stacy - rushing yards
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Doing something totally different this week, hope it doesn't ruin me. Green Bay Packers - Passing Green Bay Packers - Rushing Miami Dolphins - Passing Miami Dolphins - Rushing Tucker Number: Colin Kaepernick - Passing Fenrir fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Oct 11, 2014 |
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Philip Rivers - Passing Tony Romo - Passing Russell Wilson - Passing Teddy Bridgewater - Rushing Andre Williams - Rushing Tucker # - Frank Gore - Rushing
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pre:Seattle Seahawks - Rushing Yards Cleveland Browns - Rushing Yards Miami Dolphins - Rushing Yards New York Jets - Rushing Yards Pittsburgh Steelers - Rushing Yards San Diego Chargers - Rushing Yards Chicago Beears - Rushing Yards Frank Gore - S.F - Rushing Yards - Tucker #
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Peyton Manning - Passing Yards Matt Ryan - Passing Yards Jay Cutler - Passing Yards Tucker Number: Frank Gore - Rushing Yards
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Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards Eli Manning - Passing Yards Demaryius Thomas - Receiving Yards Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards Pierre Garcon - Receiving Yards Demarco Murray - Rushing Yards Tucker # - Frank Gore - Receiving Yards
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Peyton Manning - Passing Yards Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards Demaryius Thomas - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Anquan Boldin - Receiving Yards
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Kyle Orton - Passing Yards Any Dalton - Passing Yards Matt Forte - Rushing Yards Delanie Walker - Receiving Yards Emmanuel Sanders - Receiving Yards Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Frank Gore - Rushing Yards And a Suh token for good measure.
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