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Drunk Tomato
Apr 23, 2010

If God wanted us sober,
He'd knock the glass over.

the popes toes posted:

Teams nowadays, they can't help it. It's that smug loving bird. It's mesmerizing and intimidating. The O's come out of the dugout, and the other guys see that loving cartoon bird, they see it and they just know. They hate that loving cartoon. That's an edge.

Put this on my tombstone tia

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Drunk Tomato
Apr 23, 2010

If God wanted us sober,
He'd knock the glass over.

The_Hat posted:

He gazed up at the enormous bird's face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the orange beak. O cruel, needless bunting! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the better conference! Two Miller Lite-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, baseball was all right, the inter-league struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved the DH.

Big Bird is watching.

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