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Goons, During RAW, I started thinking of the worst possible matches we'd have to endure. This got me curious as to what other horrors we can come up with. To keep this fun, we need some minor ground rules. No Orton vs Cena or any played out combination of 2 people\teams who we see every single week. If you could maybe see it on TV or it was on TNA, think of something worse. My entry: Cameron vs Eva Marie in a Hell in the Cell 60 man Iron man match.
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The Pisscast already has this won. Zach Gowan vs 2014 Abdullah The Butcher. I think it was a Strap/chain Match.
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Oct 8, 2014 15:07
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Nailz vs. El Gigante. Which also happened. In NJPW.
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Melina vs Alicia Fox
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IcePhoenix posted:Melina vs Alicia Fox BOOM
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I'm honestly having a tough time picturing anything worse than Sharmell/Jenna Morasca. I mean holy poo poo.
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Oct 8, 2014 15:28
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Isis Ephyx vs. Teddy Hart under Bill Watts-era WCW rules
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Oct 8, 2014 15:33
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Giant Gonzalez vs. Cheex
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Oct 8, 2014 15:34
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Great Khali vs. The Ye-tay
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Wait I've got it -- Jeff Hardy 2011 vs Jake Roberts 1999 
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Oct 8, 2014 15:41
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if we're going with modern stuff, 2014 Abdullah the Butcher and 2014 Headhunters vs. 2014 Jason the Terrible, 2014 Sid Vicious, and Tiger Ali Singh in a no-weapons tornado elimination "I quit" trios cage match.
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Oct 8, 2014 15:42
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Oh poo poo I didn't realize this was a "what-if" sort of thing. Khali vs. Super Porky
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Everyone posting in this thread in a cage.
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Beyond these fantasy pairings, what are the worst real matches of all time? I wouldn't mind watching the worst of the worst...I love botchamania after all.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:06
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Kirios posted:Beyond these fantasy pairings, what are the worst real matches of all time? I wouldn't mind watching the worst of the worst...I love botchamania after all. Sharmell/Morasca is the infamous "MINUS. FIVE. STARS." match, and there was some Bushwacker Luke match against.... Volkoff? I think? where they were in gowns. Those come up pretty often. E: A quick google tells me I may be mistaken about the latter. Maybe it wasn't a gown match, but I distinctly remember Luke being in something.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:08
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Kirios posted:Beyond these fantasy pairings, what are the worst real matches of all time? I wouldn't mind watching the worst of the worst...I love botchamania after all. The Jake Roberts match flashy_mcflash alluded to, his match with Jim Neidhardt where he went out so drunk he could barely stand. It's from a weird one off ppv called Heroes of Wrestling.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:11
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Kirios posted:Beyond these fantasy pairings, what are the worst real matches of all time? I wouldn't mind watching the worst of the worst...I love botchamania after all. One of the worst botches is probably in Misawa/Shiozaki vs Saito/Bison Smith.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:14
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Hogan vs. Warrior from Halloween Havoc 98 is pretty infamous as well. I remember Gene Okerland later saying something to the effect of "If the timing of these two was any worse, they'd have had to restart the match"
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Oct 8, 2014 18:17
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Kirios posted:Beyond these fantasy pairings, what are the worst real matches of all time? I wouldn't mind watching the worst of the worst...I love botchamania after all. the aforementioned Nailz vs. Gigante actually exists, and I know some tape traders DO have it, but, uhhhhhhh Raja Lion vs. Giant Baba is pretty famous-funny-bad, but pretty much all we have of that matchup is on botchamania anyways.
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GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:One of the worst botches is probably in Misawa/Shiozaki vs Saito/Bison Smith. also you're a bad, bad man.
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Oct 8, 2014 18:19
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DJExile posted:Sharmell/Morasca is the infamous "MINUS. FIVE. STARS." match, and there was some Bushwacker Luke match against.... Volkoff? I think? where they were in gowns. Those come up pretty often. Are you thinking of the Bushwhackers vs. Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff match from Heroes of Wrestling, which Bryan gave "Minus all of the stars in the universe, and the universe is infinite"? also I looked up a picture of Nailz and that is not a man who should be called Nailz, his name should be Gary Donaldson or something. I always pictured Nails from Jagged Alliance
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Oct 8, 2014 18:28
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Alouicious posted:Are you thinking of the Bushwhackers vs. Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff match from Heroes of Wrestling, which Bryan gave "Minus all of the stars in the universe, and the universe is infinite"? That's the one, thank you! I had it in my head it was a singles match
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Oct 8, 2014 18:32
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DJExile posted:Hogan vs. Warrior from Halloween Havoc 98 is pretty infamous as well. I remember Gene Okerland later saying something to the effect of "If the timing of these two was any worse, they'd have had to restart the match" And the infamous Hogan/Piper "AGE IN A CAGE" from a year or two prior.
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Oct 8, 2014 19:38
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DJExile posted:Sharmell/Morasca is the infamous "MINUS. FIVE. STARS." match, and there was some Bushwacker Luke match against.... Volkoff? I think? where they were in gowns. Those come up pretty often. The gown match was Gerald Brisco/Pat Patterson (no you don't want to see it)
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The Khali mirror match
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TKImpulse posted:The gown match was Gerald Brisco/Pat Patterson (no you don't want to see it) Thanks, I remember hearing Alvarez talking about both that and the Bushwacker tag match to give Jenna/Sharmell some context and I got them all mashed up 
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Gaz-L posted:And the infamous Hogan/Piper "AGE IN A CAGE" from a year or two prior. “The pinnacle of this icon garbage came in last night’s cage match between Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper…WCW had the gall to say this was the greatest cage match in history…You’ve got a 46 year old bald movie star wannabe, who looks like Uncle Creepy with a good build, taking on a guy with an artificial hip who hasn’t wrestled a full schedule in ten years. It’s a tribute, in my mind, to the massive egotism of both men and an indictment of WCW’s promotional policy that this match even took place, much less in the main event, when the card was probably the best WCW is capable of having. At the ten-minute mark, they were sucking wind so bad the first three rows passed out of oxygen depravation. It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad… I’m sick of guys claiming to be the icon especially when it usually comes from guys who just didn’t know when to quit. Roddy Piper was my idol when I was a teenager, but that was 20 years ago. Hulk Hogan during his best years was 50% media creation and that was long gone. This match was a slap in the face to every wrestler that takes pride in his profession… On a personal note to Hulk Hogan, you are a household word but so is garbage and it stinks when it gets old too.” – Jim Cornette, Monday Night Raw 10/27/97
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Tom McGee vs Kerry Von Erich For reference, Tom McGee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4zYfaTBLk0 EDIT: He's the guy Bret Hart made look so good that Vince thought McGee was the next Hulk Hogan.
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Oct 9, 2014 12:34
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flashy_mcflash posted:The Pisscast already has this won. Zach Gowan vs 2014 Abdullah The Butcher. I think it was a Strap/chain Match. It was Zach Gowan vs 2014 Kamala in a Kiss My Feet match.
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Kelly Kelly versus ring ropes.
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Probably the worst is The Achievements and Lives of Men V. The Forward Movement of Time. No suspense + long as hell takes forever for this one... settle in boys.
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Oct 9, 2014 18:01
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mariooncrack posted:Tom McGee vs Kerry Von Erich Wow. That belly-to-belly suplex (?) sure is something. Makes me wish I could see his match with Bret to see a miracle in action.
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Oct 9, 2014 19:46
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Is "people who have wrestled on TV" the only real limitation? In that case, Jay Leno vs That Guy Who Played Donald Trump vs That Lady Who Played Rosie O'Donnell vs Cheex
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David Flair Vs. David Arquette w/ Jay Leno as Guest referee. Loser has to legally change their name to Gayvid.
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Prozach posted:Is "people who have wrestled on TV" the only real limitation? Fun fact: That was Ace Steel, who trained CM Punk.
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The Great Khali vs Rey Mysterio Jr in a "whose knees can explode first" match.
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BrigadierSensible posted:The Great Khali vs Rey Mysterio Jr in a "whose knees can explode first" match. Rey is safe then because his already exploded.
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BrigadierSensible posted:The Great Khali vs Rey Mysterio Jr in a "whose knees can explode first" match. Aka the "plans change" match
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Kevin Nash vs Triple H vs Vince in a Quad on a Pole match.
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ZDar Fan posted:Wow. That belly-to-belly suplex (?) sure is something. Makes me wish I could see his match with Bret to see a miracle in action. I've finally seen one to rival Shane Douglas's.
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