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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

DICKHEAD posted:

The Nintendo Tree House Babes

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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

The ghost was a Toad in life.

bonzibuddy64 posted:

are you actually mad that he cant jump in the game designed around the fact that he cant jump

There's a sequel to Wallstreet Kid?!

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

If you played Super Mario Galaxy and didn't love Captain Toad and the Toad Brigade then you're a broken human being


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Z75eVYdKc

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

Someone please

make a looping gif of Captain Toad humping a turnip in that trailer

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Do you ever wonder if Mario eats any of the toads since he eats mushrooms to power up which is what Toads are.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
toad is epci

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Amazon had pre-orders up for 30 dollars, at least Nintendo is starting to price their experimental games accordingly.

Seshoho Cian
Jul 26, 2010

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

captain toad owns you horrid little goblin

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

The Taint Reaper posted:

Do you ever wonder if Mario eats any of the toads since he eats mushrooms to power up which is what Toads are.

thats why they have to always do what he says

they are terrified of his endless hunger

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Regy Rusty posted:

If you played Super Mario Galaxy and didn't love Captain Toad and the Toad Brigade then you're a broken human being


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Z75eVYdKc

I didnt play either super mario galaxy

OkieMurse
Nov 2, 2011

I get paid to stab people with sharp objects.

chaosbreather posted:

thats why they have to always do what he says

they are terrified of his endless hunger



The mushrooms Mario eats are the juvenile form of the Toad race before they grow legs.

Mario is eating their children in front of them and there's nothing they can do about it.

He is the monster.

Bowser is trying to save his kingdom from this outsider serial killer plumber.

Brasseye
Feb 13, 2009

bonzibuddy64 posted:

are you actually mad that he cant jump in the game designed around the fact that he cant jump

he's definitely mad

Gyra_Solune
Apr 24, 2014

Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse
when I first heard of it Captain Toad sounded like lame baby game for babies who can't muster enough brainpower to finish world 1 of super mario bros

but now that i've actually seen it, it actually seems very pleasant and creative and interesting so props nintendo

I mean look back in MGS2 everyone was all 'auughh no raiden is lame nobody wants to play as him but they're totally going to make us' and now he's a rad cyborg ninja who cuts giant robots in half

Fargield
Sep 27, 2008

DICKHEAD posted:

The Nintendo Tree House Babes

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

Gyra_Solune posted:

when I first heard of it Captain Toad sounded like lame baby game for babies who can't muster enough brainpower to finish world 1 of super mario bros

but now that i've actually seen it, it actually seems very pleasant and creative and interesting so props nintendo

I mean look back in MGS2 everyone was all 'auughh no raiden is lame nobody wants to play as him but they're totally going to make us' and now he's a rad cyborg ninja who cuts giant robots in half

I'd play Captain Toad: Rising.

Famous TV Dad
Nov 1, 2011

Gyra_Solune posted:

when I first heard of it Captain Toad sounded like lame baby game for babies who can't muster enough brainpower to finish world 1 of super mario bros

the fact that you ever thought this means you may have brain damage. i would see a doctor asap.

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

Toad owns, go gently caress yourself.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

qnqnx posted:

I didnt play either super mario galaxy

what.

Gyra_Solune
Apr 24, 2014

Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse

Famous TV Dad posted:

the fact that you ever thought this means you may have brain damage. i would see a doctor asap.

well I never saw anything of it so I presumed it was just 'walk in a slightly twisting path to get to the star! Good job, you are the winner! Have a cookie, you're an excellent player!!!!' because that's what all games for kids do nowadays

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

DICKHEAD posted:

The Nintendo Tree House Babes

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Gyra_Solune posted:

well I never saw anything of it so I presumed it was just 'walk in a slightly twisting path to get to the star! Good job, you are the winner! Have a cookie, you're an excellent player!!!!' because that's what all games for kids do nowadays

i expect its like most mario games today where beating the game and seeing the credits is pretty easy but theres plenty of other poo poo

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

elf help book posted:

Banktoad
Beetle Mania Toad
Captain Toad
Hinopio
Mailtoad
Radio Contest Toad
Toad in the Desert

great Toads

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
what are the name of those bugs in mario 3d world and this game that are different colors and walk in a line

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

DICKHEAD posted:

The Nintendo Tree House Babies

ftfy

elf help book posted:

what are the name of those bugs in mario 3d world and this game that are different colors and walk in a line

Buzzy Beetles

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

theyre hardworking adult women who love their jobs and love video games

Famous TV Dad
Nov 1, 2011


I think he's talking about biddybuds

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

elf help book posted:

theyre hardworking adult women who love their jobs and love video games

Uh they seem to have no videos explaining sexism in videogames. That's pretty unfuckingprofessional.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Famous TV Dad posted:

I think he's talking about biddybuds

yes thank you

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Dexters Secret posted:

said no one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BapVf3fVN6Y

please note the trailer lacks jumping of any sort

game looks great kill yourself op

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

this owns because it's a comic relief character from Mario Galaxy getting his own game

gently caress you OP

CuddlyZombie
Nov 6, 2005

I wuv your brains.


Captain Toad visits the Saigyou Ayakashi. Bloom nobly, cherry blossoms!

CuddlyZombie
Nov 6, 2005

I wuv your brains.

i made that post once on badgame already but gently caress it im making it again

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

i'm finding it really difficult to get over my toad prejudice

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Dexters Secret posted:

i'm finding it really difficult to get over my toad prejudice
the first step is admitting you have a problem

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~
*sees woman playing videogame*

*blood pressure raises*

*skulks to internet to bitch about them anonymously*

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

matrix ripoff posted:

*sees woman playing videogame*

*blood pressure raises*

*skulks to internet to bitch about them anonymously*

i cant loving stand FAKE GAMER GIRLS

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~
seriously waiting for the day anonymity is utterly destroyed so that poo poo like gamergate never happens again

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
I don't want any of you creepy fuckers to be able to find me

Seshoho Cian
Jul 26, 2010

please don't talk about Gamergate in this thread about the new video game Captain Toad, thank you.

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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Y-Hat posted:

the first step is admitting you have a problem

Your first step in overcoming toad prejudice should come with a loud and wet squish.

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