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Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

said no one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BapVf3fVN6Y

please note the trailer lacks jumping of any sort



e: my toad racism was wrong and im sorry to all the posters that i hurt. please god, i dont want to be like taint reaper.

Dexters Secret fucked around with this message at 04:51 on Oct 11, 2014

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Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

mabels big day posted:

dexter's secret, are you saying that nobody cares about this game? because that's just loving wrong.

i think there are better games to make than one starring the guy no one ever wants to play as in the New Super Mario Bros games

his voice sounds like everyone's impression of an annoying child, and if the game is fun, it will be in spite of him

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

elf help book posted:

captain toad isnt toad

you say that as if any of the toads are different from one another

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

elf help book posted:

Notable Members
Banktoad
Battle T.
Beetle Mania Toad
Bingo
Blue Toad
Captain Toad
Chancellor
Chanterelle
Chef Spore
Doctor Toadley
Doctor Toadley's intern
Doe T.
Down Under Land Mayor
Dr. Toad
Excess Express Conductor
Excess Express Engineer
Fice T.
Frost T.
Gardener
Gaz
George Washingtoad
Ghost T.
Gramma Red and Gramma Green
Gramps
Grandma
Harry T.
Heff T.
Herb T.
Hinopio
Hollijolli Mayor
Jack
Jolene
King Windbag's Servant
Little T.
Mailtoad
Master Poet
Mayor Fettuccine
Minh T.
Minister of Massage
Moldy
Monstermama
Mort T.
Mr. E (Mario Party Advance)
Mr. E (Paper Mario)
Mrs. Shroomlock
Mushbert
Mushroom Boy
Mushroom Doctor
Mushroom Nanny
Mushroom Pilot
Mushroom Referee
Mushroom Shop Clerk
Muss T.
Niff T.
Obi-Wan Toadi
Pine
Pine T.
Pine T. Jr.
Plenn T.
Porter
Prince Hugo
Prince Mush
Professor Fungi
Pronto
Puff
Radio Contest Toad
Raini
Raz
Rose Town Innkeeper
Russ T.
Scooter
Shroomlock
Starshade Bros.
Sultan
Swiss Cheese Alps Mayor
Tayce T.
The Master
The Mushroom Marauder and Jake "The Crusher" Fungi
Thriff T.
Toad
Toad Minister
Toad Warrior
Toad Waitress
Toad in the Desert
Toad's Cousin
Toadbert
Toadette
Toadia
Toadiko
Toadman
Toadofsky
Toadster
Toadsworth
Toadsworth the Younger
Toce T.
Todojewski
Toodles
Vanna T.
Vault Guard
Wooster
Yellow Toad
Yellow Toad (Super Mario Galaxy)
Zess T.
Zip Toad

Current Toad Voice Actors
Samantha Kelly

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

zeal posted:

if toad could jump the mushroom kingdom wouldn't need mario to save peach from bowser every few years

Toads can jump in the New Super Mario Bros games! and i guess SMB2 but that doesn't count because it was a dream??? idk

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

yeah i guess b/c charles martinet voices mario, luigi, wario, waluigi, and toadsworth they're actually all the same character, too

charles martinet was told to come up with some voices of characters who are all related to one another (except toadsworth i guess??) and has a unique voice for each one

samantha kelly was told to make annoying screeching noise #89

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

basically what i'm saying is the toads are an inferior race and hitler was right

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

captain toad owns you horrid little goblin

what's good about him

tell me

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

what are the redeeming qualities of captain toad

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

elf help book posted:

watch the video i linked

all i see is a bunch of :siren: FAKE GAMER GIRLS :siren:

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

AE-35 Unit posted:

toad can pick stuff up really fast

that was a dream it doesn't count!!!

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

mabels big day posted:

Oh, so Peach just floats in the air in smash bros for no loving reason? Jesus christ, DS. Get a clue. Mario based his dream on real life aspects of his friends.

oh so captain toad is now the same toad? make up your mind people, this is just furthering my point that all the toads are essentially the same

why cant they have the racial diversity of the koopa kingdom? where the gently caress are all the black toads

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

AE-35 Unit posted:

you alright there guy, you seem very upset about toad-sama

i am loving pissed

why not give the koopalings a game, they're interesting and also relevant enough to put into Smash Brothers

toad's just some annoying little poo poo i loving hate him

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

AE-35 Unit posted:

I'm going to name my firstborn son toad, how ya like them apples

a fitting name for your fleshspawn

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Famous TV Dad posted:

the retard who bought a giant controller for his androi d phone doesn't want to play the future GOTY i cant believe it.

you fuckin bitch, i'll have you know that was a normal sized controller and it can charge your phone!!

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

a pox upon all your toad-loving houses

Bowser did nothing wrong

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Lumpy the Cook posted:

On second thought, you should buy Borderlands OP. You suck, and as a result, you'll enjoy it.

i do not like borderlands

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014


okay i will admit that's pretty adorable

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

i'm finding it really difficult to get over my toad prejudice

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

matrix ripoff posted:

*sees woman playing videogame*

*blood pressure raises*

*skulks to internet to bitch about them anonymously*

i cant loving stand FAKE GAMER GIRLS

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

The Taint Reaper posted:

The Bayonetta 2 thread that got stickied has become a pissing contest about "who can do the best LP of a videogame that nobody is going to play".

chip cheezum obviously, i don't even see why this is even a question

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

conceitedguy posted:

You're not funny or even really particularly obnoxious. I don't get it. I s this the best 'troll' this shitheap can produce? gently caress!

Wormskull is our highest ranking imp zone troll i think

or maybe PewDiePie

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Knuc U Kinte posted:

You wouldn't know a good troll if it caved your retarded skull in with a tire iron.

look i'm sorry but i just don't think its your strong suit

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

codenameFANGIO posted:

I don't want to meet any joyless fucker who could hate Captain Toad, Toadette, Toad, Blue OR Yellow Toad in real life because they are probably just really terrible unpleasant people to be around

n-no.. not you too fangio...

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

my toad racism has ruined my life

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

The Taint Reaper posted:

no that's stupid. Toads are bland midgets.

if there was ever any proof i needed that my opinion was wrong, this was it.

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Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

is his name pronounced borsh or borsk

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