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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What do you call a thousand lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

A good start.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I watched Philadelphia recently and that one has been stuck in my head.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

In terms of liability if somebody goes down while doing this and your commander didn't do a risk assessment for the "training event", I could see some trouble for leadership.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Wouldn't fall under UCMJ if they aren't activated on title 10. State and Federal laws would probably apply.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Oh yeah, doesn't matter the jurisdiction with those circumstances. Prosecutor is probably salivating over this one.

E: Is this driver you or a "friend" of yours?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Roundboy posted:

I'm just wondering what life the guy that killed my brother Friday night can reasonably expect.

:gbsmith:

Ah geez. Sorry for being a dick, and sorry to hear about your brother. Don't worry that guy is very hosed. :unsmith:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

add to op tia

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

AR, what's the dumbest thing you've experienced on the job?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbqAMEwtOE

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

A literal dick waving lawyer, color me surprised.

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Feb 15, 2005

ActusRhesus posted:

AR: Except instead of crappy popcorn, you sell crack.

:laugh:

Did the judge keep a straight face?

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