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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
If you're like me, you spent the weekend blowing through BOLA and NJPW, and are now ready for some real wrestling from the true King of Sports.

Chrissley will be there. That guy from that show about himself, who is famous for that show about himself as per the amount of google pages it took to skim through to find out what he was rich for before which turns out to be that Mitt Romney deal where you buy out companies and scrap them for parts. Job creation, I think it's called.

Last Monday Ambrose levelled Cena in the middle of the ring and on Thursday Cena returned the favor so this week they'll probably tag against Kane and Orton.

AJ and Paige continue their feud with no distinct progression. Their match last week was one of three bad diva's matches, and their's wasn't the worst but it was the shortest.

Seth Rollins, in lieu of a champion who can make it each week, is the most important man alive. Beating his rear end is the highest goal and people are fighting for the opportunity. They won't get a belt for doing so or even his snazzy case, just beating him in and of itself is what Cena and Ambrose need to do.

Hornswoggle and Torito are a solid midcard matchup.

Rock and Triple H has been proposed for Mania. Rock will not be on this show

Rusev has challenged The Big Show to a match, and I am confident we will get a definitive resolution from this.

You read none of this and I don't blame you. I would have thought less of you had you read this.

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

oatgan posted:

actually i did read all of it and loved the "job creation" line

I'm a man of my word Oatgan

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

John Cena posted:

I was wondering who the hell Chrisley was.

I wondered so much that I checked.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Yuriy posted:

he will never be back and the only cool thing right now is dean ambrose

the rest is pretty bad with small gems like damien sandow sprinkled through out the poo poo


Meat Recital posted:

it's thanksgiving in canada, i have a day off and nothing to be thankful for, and i think i hate myself just enough to try watching wwe again. what's been happening lately goons? is CM Punk back yet?


Omally posted:

monday night groundhog day


pressedbunny posted:

Personally, I can't wait to see what new and exciting ways they'll find to tread water this week!

Everybody cheer the gently caress up. You're bumming me out.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

epitasis posted:

HEllo

instead of watching The REal Housewives of Todd Chrisley you can in fact watch some PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING

it took place in JAPAN on THIS VERY MORNING!!!

you can come and watch some of the best wrestlers in the world and chat with goons at the VERY SAME TIME

in fact if you have never watched japanese wrestling or new japan pro wrestling there will be a chat full of helpful people that can introduce you to the characters and angles!!!!!

Join us at 8pm eastern 7pm central!!!!!! http://psp-tv.com/r/escalatorcore

Lmao this guy sincerely likes to watch professional wrestling.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Ambrose being really buff never sits well with me. I still to this day picture basically Regal under his shirt if he's wearing one.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Hahaha Cena is so great.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

HulkaMatt posted:

Muted TV the second Steph said $9.99

Steph is really good tho

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Gif Goldust's sell of the right hand lol

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
CENA PRESS

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Shima Honnou posted:

Hotlanta the commentary team loving loves you. Welcome to Hotlanta!

Haha I read that in the same tone as "Those clowns in Congress are at it again. What a bunch of clowns"

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Abel Wingnut posted:

general wwe question: do cole and king know what's going to happen, or are they genuinely surprised at these little things?

They are fed their prescribed reaction from Vince McMahon himself.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

i'm honestly sick of paige/aj now

i also think while yes they are two good wrestlers they are extremely awkward in the ring against each other and have had my fill of their matches

If you've had your fill that says something cuz they're under four minutes a piece.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
AJ you're the worst. I hate you.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Black Is Black posted:

Dominate champ booked and goons cry. I don't get it. We beg for this.

She was mean to Layla. For literally no reason.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Luigi Thirty posted:

Is it just me or is Randy enormous

You are also enormous

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Dexters Secret posted:

uh oh... so either we get orton/cena (ugh) or cena goes over ambrose (double ugh)

Cena and Orton have good matches. Ambrose and Orton had like two but one of them I really liked.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Ziggler didn't get a Jesus pop gently caress everybody in this arena

They were loud as asses for the first hour and AJ got a generous cheer and no CMPunk poo poo. This is good for Georgia.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

Goddamn so I missed layla and not much else! Did I miss MIZDOW?

You missed a very fun three way tag with Usos Dusts And Cena/Ambrose

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I wanna see Cesaro feud with Orton again.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

DarkstarIV posted:

Ziggler is IC Champ. :ssh:

Rollins is smarter than Loki

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

sticklefifer posted:

If Rollins cashes in, it will be the biggest waste of a title shot since Low Ki chose the IC title for his NXT win because they didn't want him getting a real title shot on a PPV.

They were right not to.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
That was cool. Then he does the Camron thing.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I liked the serenity on Rollins face like Red Sun Jesus Christ before killing Ziggler.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Hey! Cena and Ambrose are gonna kill each other to fight Rollins for the same stakes as Swagger. What makes Jack such a lucky boy?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

SamuraiFoochs posted:

This Raw has owned since I started watching. :toot:

Not only since but because. Please watch Raw with us all the time.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
This is so much fun

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Mister E posted:

Nah the Tomahawk Chop has somehow dodged the bullet the Washington football team is taking so therefore it's still okay. Somehow.

The somehow comes from the fact that there are a lot of teams with insensitive Indian poo poo, so it makes sense to focus on the one in order to get a legal precedent rather than spread their wallets thin attacking the Chicago Blackhawks to the Pensacola Drunken Indians

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
One day Show will hit that. One day.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
He gave the flag to Lana, told her to keep it safe. She then nodded at his bravery, and in a moment of Cena like courage, he charges headlong into terrible odds.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Jiro posted:

He is Ukrainian Cena!

Red Sun John Cena. Second time I referenced that.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Cardboard Box posted:

i dumb it down for you
i keep it simple, son
i need four fingers
i'm giving you the middle one




that's an actual verse from the song

I think that was one of his promo raps too.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
His kids got hosed up mouths!

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

HulkaMatt posted:

This is much better than them giving Chrisley a segment.

Sez you

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Fibby Boy posted:

I want Swagger to botch something and kick Chrisley in the head.

Swagger is a very safe wrestler.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Sheamus playing with Sandow was cool

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Y'all didn't see it but Chrisley finished his thing then immediately left the section and I assume the arena

Hahahahaha

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Haha he grabbed the wrong Miz

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
AAAA NEEENEEE

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
lmao

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