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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Not your best choice of words.

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Was it always possible to get DQ'd ina pole match?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Blasmeister posted:

I forget if that's PG or not

Codependent Poster posted:

But does he have an unusual penis, Dean?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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The Zeus method.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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He's not acting Cena.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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I....oh, well that's new.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Dexters Secret posted:

wait, why are people hating on this, this is cool. :(

Yeah, I like it. It's actually something a little different. Baby steps.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I don't think Triple H is into men. I mean sure he talked about cocks a lot in the 90's but that was just a phase.

Whenever they fly in their private jet, Triple H always has to sit in the COCKpit!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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The Landstander posted:

The logic of a tag team triple threat always throws me off

I went to an indie show once where they had a Fatal Fourway with tag rules. The match was pretty good, but those rules just bothered me so much.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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"We want Stardust" chants, NICE!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Jiro posted:

LOL MICHAEL COLE: Journalist

HE WAS A WAR CORRESPONDENT!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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DeathChicken posted:

You know how they had that one other heel team in the Wyatts? Yeah, the Usos beat them like six times so they needed another heel team.

There was also Rybaxel...oh, well what about Slater Gator!?

...I see your point.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Dude a few rows back asked if Stone Cold was appearing tonight.

Did you give hi a hell yeah or a hell no?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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sticklefifer posted:

Don't forget about legitimate tag contenders Los Matadores.

Los Matadors were the first team the Uso's beat after winning the belts.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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AJ's partner is gonna be Kharma! It won't be Kharma

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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AJyla?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Pariah Rex posted:

My fantasy is that this AJ needs a partner angle leads to Kaitlyn coming back.

I'd love this.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Cardboard Box posted:

"i guess nobody likes layla anyway" - michael cole

Michael Cole is literally the worst.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Cardboard Box posted:

they've been dying off for a while, i think crowds are starting to realize he's not coming back anytime soon

And just when they've given up all hope, that's when he makes his glorious return along with his Dad Thor.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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DarkstarIV posted:

If Cena loses we will get Orton vs Cena 77. :confuoot:

I'm not joking.

Why would the WWE threaten us with this?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

That horse can't eat that apple you idiot Rowan.

HE'S JUST A BIG CHILD!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Edwardian posted:

As funny as Butt ""The Shitman" Fart?

Or Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Huh, so I guess Cesaro had no reason to be there.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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So really, what was the point of having Cesaro out there?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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I hope this leads to Kane bringing out another chain with a hook on it to a match only to never use it.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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I think they turned off Cesaro's mic at some point, he didn't even say anything about the post match beatdown.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Cardboard Box posted:

this still feels like autopilot but at least in a way that has decent matches and less in a way that is bad comedy

Just wait until the Christley/Adam Rose segment!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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crazycarl posted:

Dean that was Summerslam 98's theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSVBwJoFPqI

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Shima Honnou posted:

It's meant to mimic the stereotype of Native Americans as savages who murder innocent colonists with axes and then cut the top of their head off

So what you're saying is that the Big Show is going to scalp Rusev?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Why are there so many sports teams named after Native Americans? Like, I know it's racism, but why is it racism specifically targeting Native Americans?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Rusev is the most well booked baby face in the company.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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BodyMassageMachine posted:

How is Rusev not the face here?

Alternatively: B.A. Star, Henry and Show

You see, he's Russian and...

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Rusev's booking is really weird in matches. Remember when Swagger hurt Rusev's ankle before a match and he still fought through the pain and won clean in the end?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Charles Gnarwin posted:

It's almost like they want him to have credibility. I guess it will makeCena look that much better to humiliate a credible heel.

Credibility is great, it's just weird that he's getting booked like a face for his big matches.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Well that was...that was something.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Ambrose vs Vince McMahon?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Sister Abigail is the new higher power.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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This song had lyrics!?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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Luigi Thirty posted:

It's me Cena! It was me all along!

Aw son of a bitch.

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

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And Kane is here because he was very lonely in the back.

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