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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Remember everyone that John Cena is a former Tag Team champion with the least amount of days of any Tag champion in history.

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Ahahaha did they seriously make a loving Ouija board movie?

hello it is 1985

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
This match should have Slater Gator in it.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

The Landstander posted:

The logic of a tag team triple threat always throws me off

This is because WWE doesn't know how to run a triple threat singles match, only a singles match where one guy falls out of the ring occasionally for 5 minutes on a clothesline.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Man the Usos have zero heat.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
WE WANT STARDUST

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Cody seems like he'd just be a fun dude to hang out with.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Rhonne posted:

There was also Rybaxel...oh, well what about Slater Gator!?

...I see your point.

Don't forget about legitimate tag contenders Los Matadores.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Cole just called the double-arm DDT "Dirty Deeds", so welp. RIP front facelock DDT.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Rip frush?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Maybe the double-arm DDT and the headlock driver are two of several "dirty deeds" that Dean Ambrose likes to do. I would accept that explanation.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Cardboard Box posted:

the commentators almost always know what's going to happen and are told how to react

"Okay now laugh at this because it's supposed to be funny."


Cole: "Ha! Ha! Ha! This is great!"

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I hope it's anyone from NXT.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
yaaaayyyy

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
There's no way this "AJ hates her tag partners" angle doesn't end with an NXT call-up and subsequent title feud when they can't get along either.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
AJ has used a Shining Wizard as a finisher since her debut.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

sticklefifer posted:

There's no way this "AJ hates her tag partners" angle doesn't end with an NXT call-up and subsequent title feud when they can't get along either.

Actually wait, no, it's gonna be brIIIiiieeEEeee moooOOOOoooode isn't it?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Pariah Rex posted:

Ambrose wins then we have to see Cena/Orton CXCVII
Cena winz then it kills Ambrose.

There is no good outcome to this situation.

Ambrose beats Orton, Cena beats Rollins, Cena is now done with Rollins so they can build to TLC Rollins/Ambrose. I'd be okay with that.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

TheJoker138 posted:

I love that Rowan hype video, but I'm still not sure how I feel about "literal retard" as his gimmick.

It worked for Festus, until CM Punk retconned him by saying he was on drugs.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Pariah Rex posted:

It would sure be cool to see Dean finally get his revenge on Seth Rollins after he's already been humiliated and destroyed by Cena, that sure would be satisfying.

Yes. Humiliated and destroyed in a contract on a pole match. Such a defeat.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Pariah Rex posted:

I meant Cena beating Rollins not the contract match.

If you think that's ending in anything other than fuckery, I have several years of WWE archives to show you.

And you can access it for only $9.99.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I could actually kinda dig Orton elevating the IC title with a decent run. They haven't done that in a while.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Action Shakespeare posted:

the headlock tables have turned randy

Don't mention tables around Randy.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

NowonSA posted:

HOW CAN HE TAKE TOO MUCH TIME IF HE NEVER WASTES MOTIONS, COLE?!

Simple. He didn't move.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
If Rollins cashes in, it will be the biggest waste of a title shot since Low Ki chose the IC title for his NXT win because they didn't want him getting a real title shot on a PPV.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Hahaha what the gently caress was that Orton, did you just pull a Cameron pin?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Eye Scream Man 2

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
May 19th. It's happening again.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Cardboard Box posted:

austin is nowhere near as broken as some of his contemporaries and retired when he knew it was time. its been a long time since his neck injury and i'm sure he'd pass a physical just fine and do okay.

Didn't he want Punk a couple years back but they offered him Triple H instead?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
That match was botchy.

StarkRavingMad posted:

This building up tension between Rollins and Orton is a little bizarre considering there's already two other guys lined up to kill Rollins

It makes Rollins heel #1 and I'm cool with that.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Cruiserweight episode of MNW! :neckbeard:

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Codependent Poster posted:

Chrisley 3:16 says clayass not ayass

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Renee's hair is purty tonight. :3:

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
well its the bog how

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
HotAtlanta

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I like that Rusev still does the sumo bow even though they completely took that out of his character.


sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Chokes McGee posted:

If the Big Show gets a new bearhug finisher out of this called the Big Hug, it will all have been worth it.

The Bog Hog

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
SHUT



TUP

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Lana's grasp of history is either offensive or hilarious and I can't tell which.

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Oh my god, inciting a tomahawk chop chant on Columbus Day is the funniest accidental heel thing WWE's done in a long time. :allears:

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