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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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So if he's Brian Pillman who's Cena

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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you're no Teddy Long

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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what the gently caress

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Apr 30, 2006

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Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I don't think Triple H is into men. I mean sure he talked about cocks a lot in the 90's but that was just a phase.

Homo Homo Homo

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Cardboard Box posted:

i think most live crowds seem to prefer the usos actually.

When I went to Battleground they had a great opener against the Wyatts and everyone loved both teams but as soon as the Usos went for the double frog splash of doom they got Cena level boos

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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What the gently caress is a frush?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Bigass Moth posted:

Triple h'd music sucks.

Don't you speak ill of Lemmy

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Abel Wingnut posted:

general wwe question: do cole and king know what's going to happen, or are they genuinely surprised at these little things?

The leaked formats give a show outline and the promos but doesn't list match endings. JR didn't like reading them

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Shining Wizard!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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The Landstander posted:

I think a third credible diva could be useful right about now.


"credible" ykwim

Charlotte called up, renamed Justine Credible with a heroin addict gimmick

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Blasmeister posted:

Tamina was no Big E

Probably busts people open with her boobs less often

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Is it just me or is Randy enormous

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Oh boy the same vignette

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Assbelt!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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NowonSA posted:

Cole: Randy Orton, absolutely no wasted motion.

Cole, literally one second later: Orton took a little too much time there.

HOW CAN HE TAKE TOO MUCH TIME IF HE NEVER WASTES MOTIONS, COLE?!

Man, I really miss J.R. and a King who still cares.

Oh, will you stop!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Ain't he great?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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:rip:

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Apr 30, 2006

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The Cosby Mysteries posted:

Is Randy concussed?

Always.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Nooooo

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Writer Cath posted:

Ciclope Ambrose.

That's not Rey!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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nice job Cole

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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crazycarl posted:

A Vince loves Cocks shirt that guy is pretty cool

Syxx Suxx Dixx is still my favorite

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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waffle iron posted:

All the Steve Austin podcast promotion is scary as poo poo because it implies he's coming back for one more match.

He's always said he'll come back for one last run but only for a once-in-a-lifetime program of some kind and for a truckload of money. Mania 31 or 32 is his last chance.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Randy is wearing a shirt and no pants

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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You know that dream where you get to high school and you're not wearing pants? Randy lives it every Monday night

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Sushipants posted:

I'm tuning in just now, did I miss anything amazing?

It's 2014 and John Cena and Jon Moxley are in a pole match tonight on Raw to see who will face Tyler Black for the main event of Hell in a Cell

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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So did they rebook this whole show this afternoon or something? This is a very strange Raw.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Omally posted:

vince is an old wannabe bodybuilder with steroid poisoning

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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nooneofconsequence posted:

Is Big Show still broke or can he retire now?

He just wants to entertain the people before his early death.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Fluffy Bunnies posted:

That badge isn't how any real russian reward looks, right? Because goddamn it's tacky.

It's an oversized Hero of the Soviet Union/Russian Federation medal.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Why did Disney make a movie about Strong Sad?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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lol owned

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Shima Honnou posted:

He weighs 118 million pounds

And CESARO body slammed him in front of 100,000 people in the Silverdome

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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On a scale from John Cena being a rapper to the Mexicools riding lawnmowers to the ring how racist is the tomahawk chop?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Somewhere between Vince calling Cena my nigga and choppy choppy your pee pee.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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I've been looking at it since 1999 and I still can't figure out what Big Show's tattoo is

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Chokes McGee posted:

It's a lion. It's actually (or used to be) a logo for him.

No, the other one

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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oh no

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

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Chrisley Come Out sign holy poo poo

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