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Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
The Mustelidae (from Latin mustela, weasel) are a family of carnivorous mammals, including the otters, badgers, weasels, martens, ferrets, minks and wolverines.




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GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
The black footed ferret

Yoshi Jjang
Oct 5, 2011

renard renard renarnd renrard

renard




Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Don't forget Stoats.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Yeah river otters the best.

Dogan
Aug 2, 2006
Stoats :3:


Mambo No. 5
Feb 25, 2009

Admiral Parry "Terror" Sornis,
Dead Birds Society


Gulo mustelid best mustelid.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Martens





So fluffy :3:.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun
Pine martens! :3: Apparently some live close to my hometown but I've never seen one in the wild.



And ermines are pretty cool, I hope this coat is fake!

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Dogan
Aug 2, 2006

One Swell Foop
Aug 5, 2010

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.
European Badgers. Much less temperamental than their American cousins.

Pikachu
Feb 6, 2010

DANGER DANGER
HIGH VOLTAGE
This thread is very much my poo poo

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

Pikachu posted:

This thread is very much my poo poo

Is Pikachu a mustelid or a rodent? Sneasel and Furret would be mustelids but Pikachu's less obvious, I think he's meant to be a big mouse thing but he looks more like a short fat ferret.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


I had a pet ferret for a while. He was cool, but also loved to steal entire boxes or bags of snack food and cereal. I remember the sound of a tiny little ferret dragging a huge bag of food past my office every once in a while. The little "hehehehehehehehhehehehe" sound was always hilarious.

<-- See avatar

Grouchy Fish
Aug 24, 2006

Stottie Kyek posted:

Is Pikachu a mustelid or a rodent? Sneasel and Furret would be mustelids but Pikachu's less obvious, I think he's meant to be a big mouse thing but he looks more like a short fat ferret.

I think pikachu is supposed to be a pika . So a rodent then?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




This is my thread. Let me introduce you to Ozzy the Least Weasel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy6oaDzy0-Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkq8tdwZtAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2CTVqt2wxU

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



He's really the most weasel :3:.

Capsaicin Coffee
Nov 15, 2009

An exquisite aroma and wonderful, searing, capsaicin induced pain.
Those little handpaws get me every time

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Crossposting from an old thread my post about Ewok the Pug Ferret.



Ewok had brachycephaly. This made him different from other ferrets. Most ferrets don't have tusks.



Most ferrets have long snouts.



Most ferrets have long tongues. In this way, Ewok was like most ferrets.



In fact, his tongue didn't fit in his mouth very well, so he let it hang out most of the time.



He also had a snoring problem.



He was lucky enough to have two loving owners in his lifetime, and he lived to the ripe old age of seven.

Thoughtless
Feb 1, 2007


Doesn't think, just types.


I can also recommend dailyotter.org for all your otter needs.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

7c Nickel
Apr 27, 2008
http://discourseontheotter.tumblr.com/

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Otters are water-cats.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I went kayaking in Monterey a few months ago and all the otters were just chilling the gently caress out floating on their back doing the rock smashy thing with a bunch of oysters they gathered. They're pretty loving :3:

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




FERRET GIFS





Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

Those are great, you might just be my favourite mustelid instead, RandomFerret!

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
Obligatory reverse

Hummingbirds
Feb 17, 2011



I like least weasels

One Swell Foop
Aug 5, 2010

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

I've seen this a few times but I've only just realized that it's a literal Pop Goes The Weasel's domesticated cousin.

Crab Ran
Mar 6, 2006

Don't try me.

Grouchy Fish posted:

I think pikachu is supposed to be a pika . So a rodent then?

A pika is actually a lagomorph, not a rodent.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Hummingbirds posted:



I like least weasels

HOly poo poo is that full grown? Cuz either that is a tiny loving animal (they are, but I don't know if they're that small) or a giant loving hand.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




gently caress year Martens

Thoughtless
Feb 1, 2007


Doesn't think, just types.

Frostwerks posted:

HOly poo poo is that full grown? Cuz either that is a tiny loving animal (they are, but I don't know if they're that small) or a giant loving hand.

They're called least weasels for a reason.

Mustelidae fact. Sea otters hold hands while sleeping to avoid drifting apart.

Royal W
Jun 20, 2008

Thoughtless posted:

They're called least weasels for a reason.

Mustelidae fact. Sea otters hold hands while sleeping to avoid drifting apart.



They also rape baby seals to death, then continue raping the corpses.
[Remarkably less adorable GIF]
:3:

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Royal W posted:

They also rape baby seals to death, then continue raping the corpses.
[Remarkably less adorable GIF]
:3:

There's a decent chance that stress and environmental disruption are causing these behaviors, because they're much less common in protected areas with fewer people.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

13Pandora13 posted:

gently caress year Martens


These pitch invasions are getting elaborate.

Thoughtless posted:

They're called least weasels for a reason.

Mustelidae fact. Sea otters hold hands while sleeping to avoid drifting apart.




Yeah but I still think it's a juvenile or maybe a female. Wikipedia says 5 to 10 inches for males, 4.5 to 8 for females. It's loving adorable either way.

Frostwerks has a new favorite as of 01:14 on Oct 20, 2014

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Stottie Kyek posted:

Those are great, you might just be my favourite mustelid instead, RandomFerret!



Did you know that until very recently, skunks were considered mustelids? They added the superfamily musteloidae, and split skunks off into a new family, mephetidae.

What I'm saying is let's party like it's 1996!





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLz1GSkJeks

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




This bowling ball is my new favourite mustelid.



e: This thread is just me posting by myself now and I don't care.

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Radio!
Mar 15, 2008

Look at that post.

RandomFerret posted:

e: This thread is just me posting by myself now and I don't care.

Please never stop.





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