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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

There's a Klingon 3rd party keyboard? Christ, that's gotta be a bitch to use.

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Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

OldSenileGuy posted:

:siren: GIF WITH HARD-G :siren:
I thought the same thing.

drat it, Craig.

ephori
Sep 1, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
I know it's a long shot but I'm just praying for an Apple TV update.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

...scales have Bluetooth now?

Dr Tran
Dec 17, 2002

HE'S GOT A PH.D. IN
KICKING YOUR ASS!
Is the stream choppy for everyone else,or just me?

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

I thought the same thing.

drat it, Craig.

I was highlighting it because it was correct. :colbert:

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

...scales have Bluetooth now?

Everything has Bluetooth.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Dr Tran posted:

Is the stream choppy for everyone else,or just me?
It's not just you but it's fine over here.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


wheres my bloodless iPhone glucose meter Craig

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

OldSenileGuy posted:

I was highlighting it because it was correct. :colbert:
I will fight you.

Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

Always put the audience to sleep with a bunch of crap they already know before making any actual announcements.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


oh geez logrolling with Swift. I remember these guys had a whole expo devoted to Quicktime, why am I not surprised

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Rageaholic Monkey posted:

...scales have Bluetooth now?

Some of them have WiFi as well

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


how about fixing the Finder for cross platform servers craaaaaaiggg

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Cool, Camera Roll's coming back but they didn't want to spend too much time talking about that, I guess because they know they hosed up with 8.0.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


os ten ten ten

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
ELEGANT USE OF UNIFIED TYPOGRAPHY

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


aw cmon new hardware already

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

OS X Weed is blazing fast :2bong:

xilni
Feb 26, 2014




Streaming on Safari on Mac works perfectly for me, it's the same page on iOS that doesn't load at all.

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

That was a very artful sentence about how you can access your iCloud photos on the Mac. Technically true!

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

Binary Badger posted:

aw cmon new hardware already
Seriously, this is the third time we've heard this poo poo.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Safari will open porn popups 6x faster than any other browser

phosdex
Dec 16, 2005

my toolbar is so elegant

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Binary Badger posted:

Safari will open porn popups 6x faster than any other browser

OS XXX: A Porn Parody

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

Someone get Craig a drink.

xilni
Feb 26, 2014




Star War Sex Parrot posted:

Someone get Craig a drink.

So parched

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Can I resize the grid view in iTunes again? gently caress.

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

SPACE

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


More reasons not to download OpenOffice

BisQuicken Deluxe
Oct 22, 2013

I'm the guy that just cheered for the keynote text effect.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

BisQuicken Deluxe posted:

I'm the guy that just cheered for the keynote text effect.
I'm the guy that "whoo"ed the dumb OS joke.

AlwaysWetID34
Mar 8, 2003
*shrug*
Someone tell me this is a 2 hour presentation. The last couple of keynotes jumped into the exciting stuff pretty quickly and spoiled me. Now we're wasting the first 30 minutes on recapping and sales info :(

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Run out of cloud storage space faster than ever.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
New iCloud logo is goofy and dumb looking. That's my takeaway from this whole thing.

Selklubber
Jul 11, 2010
Yes creepy guy hiding in a bush photo of woman using her computer.

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

Would any more than 1% of iPad users be bent out of shape if they dropped cellular support for iPads? I guess it's easy margin on the hardware and appeases the carriers, but it seems unnecessary.

xilni
Feb 26, 2014




Such funny, much jokes, wow

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
omg lol craig so funny

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Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

We've double-locked the celebrity nudes vault

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