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no one is laughing at the security jokes
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Oct 16, 2014 18:29
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I like self-depricating Apple more than creepy shrine to capitalism Apple.
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Oct 16, 2014 18:29
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30 minutes so far covering existing iOS 8 and Yosemite stuff? 
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I've never had Handoff work right. It always opens the right app, but without any of my work actually in it.
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Vinlaen posted:30 minutes so far covering existing iOS 8 and Yosemite stuff?
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Who uses that dumb text alert sound? Tritone for life, bruh.
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i was hoping this keynote would have a ton more jokes, that is why i watch these things
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Stop with the making of jokes, craig. Make with the new devices
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Who uses that dumb text alert sound? Tritone for life, bruh.
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Caseman posted:We've double-locked the celebrity nudes vault Fine with me as long as I get locked inside with them.
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I giggled. Then I got bored because they're still talking about dumb cloud stuff.
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:Would any more than 1% of iPad users be bent out of shape if they dropped cellular support for iPads? I guess it's easy margin on the hardware and appeases the carriers, but it seems unnecessary. It's a very good hotspot with an endless battery.
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Oct 16, 2014 18:31
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:Would any more than 1% of iPad users be bent out of shape if they dropped cellular support for iPads? I guess it's easy margin on the hardware and appeases the carriers, but it seems unnecessary. I wouldn't be bent out of shape, but it is nice using the cell connection on my iPad while I'm on the bus on the way to work.
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i don't need to be watching the presentation to know its a train wreck
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Logikv9 posted:i don't need to be watching the presentation to know its a train wreck He's on the phone with Stephen Colbert right now.
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This is dumb and boring and I hate my life.
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smackfu posted:It's a very good hotspot with an endless battery.
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Oct 16, 2014 18:31
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Wow his audio quality sounds terrible, bravo!
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Oct 16, 2014 18:31
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I'd like Craig to stop using any variation on "magical", thanks.
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Oct 16, 2014 18:31
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I'm literally going to kill myself right now. I'm serious.
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Oct 16, 2014 18:32
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this feels like a surface keynote
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Oct 16, 2014 18:32
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Why is the stream constantly cutting out!?!
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Whirlwind Jones posted:I'm literally going to kill myself right now. I'm serious. Axim posted:Why is the stream constantly cutting out!?!
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Oct 16, 2014 18:32
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Aaaaaaaaand now we have a Hitler namedrop in an Apple Keynote.
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smackfu posted:Wow his audio quality sounds terrible, bravo! Clearly not that sweet voice over LTE we were promised. Also hitler jokes
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smackfu posted:Wow his audio quality sounds terrible, bravo!
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This is worse than calling Dre. "Hello, doctor."
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Oct 16, 2014 18:33
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realized minor incremental upgrades didn't need a whole presentation, so they pad the time with awfulness
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Oct 16, 2014 18:33
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Yessssss honeycrisp namedrop
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:Would any more than 1% of iPad users be bent out of shape if they dropped cellular support for iPads? I guess it's easy margin on the hardware and appeases the carriers, but it seems unnecessary.
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Oct 16, 2014 18:34
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this is dumb, get to the good stuff; new beats releases
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Oct 16, 2014 18:34
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What in the actual gently caress is going on here
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Oct 16, 2014 18:35
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oversteps posted:What in the actual gently caress is going on here They saw that Google name reveal video and said "Us too".
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oversteps posted:What in the actual gently caress is going on here
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Oct 16, 2014 18:35
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Yosemite today so thats nice at least
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Hooray I was wrong!
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oversteps posted:What in the actual gently caress is going on here iComedy isn't working, but it should be fixed with iComedy 8.1
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i want to be the guy who woots at random stuff
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Yosemite out today, hahaha Siracusa
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