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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Apple probably took steps after the other event to make sure that crap doesn't happen again. They tend to obsess with anything related to their image.

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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the journey to tax fraud is beginning

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Oh pfft Apple does that all the time, look at Trash Can Pro, blue balls for months

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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iOS 8 - 94%?! counting 7? thats not very Sarbanes-Oxley

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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so far this is as exciting as the OpenDoc intro

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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wheres my bloodless iPhone glucose meter Craig

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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oh geez logrolling with Swift. I remember these guys had a whole expo devoted to Quicktime, why am I not surprised

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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how about fixing the Finder for cross platform servers craaaaaaiggg

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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os ten ten ten

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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aw cmon new hardware already

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Safari will open porn popups 6x faster than any other browser

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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More reasons not to download OpenOffice

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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no one is laughing at the security jokes

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Yosemite let out of jail today

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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'simple and magical'

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Hope it works out better than Apple // did

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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play threes 180X faster

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Android peeples: "We had all this already two years ago"

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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slo-mo my cat hacking up a hairball yay

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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ipad air 2 yeah oh wait we have a mini 3 as well

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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where's the trash can pro and mini in that evolution pic?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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the retina mbp is the best laptop evah made

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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apple one upping all those 4K monitors

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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oh god now i have to order another kit of VHB strips

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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i bet if i were a color correcting fool i'd care a lot about this stuff phil is yammering about

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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the bulge is for the hard drive

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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boy I hope they get a good yield of those 5k displays

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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5K super image quality and five million other photo jargon superlatives for a machine that people will buy to edit fart jokes

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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see guys fusion drive that's why theres still a platter drive in a machine ityool 2014

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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all right mac mini!

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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gently caress yeah new minis with the same GPU as my RMBP

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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no phil come back you forgot to announce the trash can pro with nVidia 980 GPUs dammit

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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Rabble posted:

No Macbook updates?

nevermind

there won't ever be macbook updates

air and pro yes, macbook is dead and done

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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you still left out the trash can pro and new mini in that graphic tim

i don't think so tim

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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new mini specs are up

$499 gets you 1.4 GHz i5 turbo boost to 2.7 GHz, 500 GB 5400 platter drive, 4 GB RAM (ugh), Intel HD 5000

$599 gets you 2.6 GHz i5, 8 GB RAM, 1 TB platter drive, Iris (fancy name for Intel HD 5100)

$999 gets you 2.8 GHz i5, 8 GB RAM, 1 TB Fuchsia drive, Iris

802.11ac wireless across the board

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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badjohny posted:

Any idea if the 5k iMac has user upgradeable ram? I assume so as the normal 27inch does.

It probably does since it has the same RAM hatch in the back. Ever upgrade the RAM on a post-2012 iMac? You have to hit a button hidden in the AC plug-in socket, it pushes the hatch out, then the RAM comes out on this cantilevered bomb bay rack kinda thing, neat. No more forcing chips into a narrow slot.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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tarzanspuma posted:

That mid-level option is actually $699.

i stand corrected

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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redstormpopcorn posted:

Okay, I've only ever worked on a 21-inch; this is cool as gently caress. https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/iMac+Intel+27-Inch+EMC+2639+RAM+Replacement/20249

it's been cool as gently caress for two years but people always seem to order with 32 GB preinstalled since Apple's RAM taxes went down so I didn't see this until recently either

edit: they kinda do the same thing on the trash can pro except with two banks on either side of the back panel

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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WD has a kind of Fusion drive thingy out for windows hope that will drive prices down

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

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They might have a lot of A7s and A5s built up in inventory so they're shoving that poo poo in and saving the A8X's for the flagship only, sounds like typical Apple to me

They didn't get skillions of billions of dollars burying A5s and A7s in the desert.

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