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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

10 icons on screen and I only know what 2 of them do.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

...scales have Bluetooth now?

Everything has Bluetooth.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Binary Badger posted:

Safari will open porn popups 6x faster than any other browser

OS XXX: A Porn Parody

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Run out of cloud storage space faster than ever.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I've never had Handoff work right. It always opens the right app, but without any of my work actually in it.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Logikv9 posted:

i don't need to be watching the presentation to know its a train wreck

He's on the phone with Stephen Colbert right now.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

oversteps posted:

What in the actual gently caress is going on here

They saw that Google name reveal video and said "Us too".

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

xilni posted:

On Monday, imagine how many dumb pubbies will show up to McDonalds without and unable to update their 16GB phone trying to ApplePay.

McDonalds is going to have a queue for the free wifi.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

They actually removed the air from the iPad Air.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The chart actually says iPad 3 and 4 instead of the dumb names they had.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Bottom Liner posted:

Show the minis damnit

They can't. They're too thin to appear on camera.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Logikv9 posted:

be a bigger douche by taking more photos on your ipad

A bigger, but thinner and lighter douche.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Feenix posted:

I'm at preschool with my kid today. First keynote ever missed. APPLEPAY Monday?

Do we know when 8.1 is?

Yosemite?

Yes. Monday. Today.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Wait, what program is this? That erase tool is cool.


I have so many embarrassing things to remove from my selfies.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

Pixelmator. Photoshop has had the same functionality since CS5.

That's cool. I didn't know you could do that.

Hooray future.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Surprise, it costs the same as they always do.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

smackfu posted:

iPad mini is non retina, right?

The first one is not.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

Or wait, is that an A6? I can't even remember anymore.

Nope, 5.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Whirlwind Jones posted:

It's 5mm on the edges. It balloons out on the back. It's dumb.

All you need to do is kick a dent in your wall and then it's basically flush.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

4k is down to $1000 this year.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

nexxai posted:

Can't watch stream (internet bandwidth at office too slow) - can anyone confirm/deny new rMBP or MacBook Airs? Hard to follow this thread.

Deny.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

The Mac Mini is now 4mm thick

They can only show it on a slide because it's so anti-reflective it is functionally invisible.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

You can wear a 6+ on your wrist?

Leela's wrist cuff is actually just the iPhone 992+.

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