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FluffieDuckie

i am he posted:

get out of my group n00b. its not your time yet.

sorry my bad. i shouldn't phone post. deleting now

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Bwee
Getting Ebola then your girlfriend leaving you

Bwee
Being the target of a racially-motivated police shooting then your girlfriend leaving you

Bwee
Posting death threats to feminists over video games then your girlfriend leaving you

Salmiakki


Bwee posted:

Posting death threats to feminists over video games then your girlfriend leaving you

bwatts

funny things to think about

how strange it is to be anything at all
pepsi vs. coca cola
weed
alcoholism
capitalism
bitcoin (buttcoin)
how long some animals are
the seagull that steals crisps (chips for you americans!) and gives them to its friends
the inevitable heatdeath of the universe
my posts
my friends' posts
the inherently paradoxical nature of desire

Ace of Baes
A snake chasing its own tail

google THIS

and autistic Neanderthal writing an angry blog post about how historically inaccurate the opening to 2001 is

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
wtf is this

pig slut lisa

irl is good


Group 3's job was to post something that's funny to think about. Let's see how they did!

friendly craig suggested a long list of things
Ectral mentioned the humor of growing up
i am he proposed the folly of the human condition
Siluvayne advanced theories about genitals and farts
beer pal killed it with killing yourself
Nacho Destroyer got all ouroboric on us
Jett recommended a silly caveman
SymmetryrtemmyS showed us the wonders of snow monkey
Sleepy Owl is into bakery humor
Bwee got all tender about love

pig slut lisa fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Oct 17, 2014

google THIS

why are we group 3 if we go first? :iiam:

SymmetryrtemmyS

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg
I laugh when I think of this video. It's so adorable!

Just a Chimp Monkeying Around In The Snow: http://youtu.be/12AG46YRdQM

Edit, sorry for being late on posting, I suck and had to work

pig slut lisa

irl is good


Now that Group 3 has tried and failed to be funny, it is time to reveal what this thread is about to everybody!

We are going to tell a story together. A story about suicide and cavemen and a snake eating itself and all the other things Group 3 came up with. The protagonists of the story are the three postin' pals Egglands Worst, cute anime girl, and Classicist.

The story will be told in turns by our Group 1 collection of bards. Here's how this will work:
-Our first bard (Slot) will begin our story, writing 200-400 words or so about our postin' pals
-His portion of the story will somehow incorporate one of the things from the Group 3 list
-Upon completion of his story, the bard will send it to me in private
-I will prompt the next bard in line to pick up the story, but they will only have the last couple sentences of the previous story (and maybe a couple hints/suggestions from me) to build their portion of the story from
-This bard will pick a different Group 3 topic, write their story in secret, send it to me, yadda yadda
-At the end, we will hopefully have some kind of funny story to read
-Group 2 will be helping out in a secret way :ssh:

Does this make sense? I hope this makes sense. As we learned in the durfament thread I am great at forgetting poo poo, so please let me know if you're in Group 1 and you're confused.

bwatts

you said group three failed to be funny but you didnt ask us to be funny

Bwee
I was funny and my posts were 5'd and goldmined and stickied

i am he

sorry haha, yeah, i also, uh, didnt know i was supposed to be funny.

posting smiling
in the story, make me be the girlfriend that leaves the other character.

i am he

did i win an av cert?

FluffieDuckie

i have to write words :derp:

Slot


i wanna prelude my poo poo by letting everyone know im trashed as gently caress

pig slut lisa

irl is good


Slot posted:

i wanna prelude my poo poo by letting everyone know im trashed as gently caress

it really helped your exposition, imo. ok time for WD-40 to pick up the reins!

google THIS

oh man I probably would've gotten a kick out of writing put me in the writing group next time

LappyDore64

by XyloJW
i can't wait to see what kind of secret ways i get to help be a part of this :wow:

FluffieDuckie

Jett posted:

oh man I probably would've gotten a kick out of writing put me in the writing group next time

:siren: time out for a substitution! :siren:

pig slut lisa

irl is good


Jett posted:

oh man I probably would've gotten a kick out of writing put me in the writing group next time

yeah Jett you're in for Fluffie

Lil Cunty


pig slut lisa posted:

it really helped your exposition, imo. ok time for WD-40 to pick up the reins!

postin itb to say i am holding everybody up until tomorrow morning


trust me, its for the best


it has taken me like half an hour to type this post lol

cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


I'm so excited, I hope I don't hugely gently caress this up

Slot


WD-40 posted:

postin itb to say i am holding everybody up until tomorrow morning


trust me, its for the best


it has taken me like half an hour to type this post lol

I wrote mine hosed up out of my mind, you should have too :colbert:

Lil Cunty


Slot posted:

I wrote mine hosed up out of my mind, you should have too :colbert:

it would have taken me 200 years

it is done now, though

alnilam

200 years is but a blink to the ageless WD-40

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
im in the story

ron color
me too

emmie

friendly craig posted:

funny things to think about

how strange it is to be anything at all
pepsi vs. coca cola
weed
alcoholism
capitalism
bitcoin (buttcoin)
how long some animals are
the seagull that steals crisps (chips for you americans!) and gives them to its friends
the inevitable heatdeath of the universe
my posts
my friends' posts
the inherently paradoxical nature of desire

pig slut lisa

irl is good


Our first three storytellers have shared their tale with me already. Thanks Slot, WD-40, and alnilam! They have also incorporated the following Group 3 ideas:

quote:

Ectral mentioned the humor of growing up
Siluvayne advanced theories about genitals and farts
Sleepy Owl is into bakery humor

Meanwhile, the first few members of Group 2 have received their instructions and are working diligently.

alnilam

Redacted, gurl, for i am on that mac and cheese diet

alnilam fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Oct 18, 2014

pig slut lisa

irl is good


alnilam posted:

Fun idea, if anyone wants to volunteer to illustrate, they could secretly receive bits of story from psl ahead of time to illustrate? Obv only if anyone wants to and if psl wants to

This is a great idea and it's Group 2's job :ssh:

verily carefree

i just want to say good luck and that we're all counting on you

weird

by zen death robot

Ectral posted:

lol just think about a dumb baby. now think about that same baby learning language etc and getting large and saggy and writing a lawn mower review online

bwatts


i dont get it

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LappyDore64

by XyloJW
i hope these stories have gratuitous amounts of sex, violence, and sexy violence because i am an adult man with an adult plan.

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