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Asking for a friend! I told him to wear it to the gym to pick up chicks but he didn't think it was appropriate, does anyone know when its ok to wear it? I want to exploit him.
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# ? Oct 16, 2014 21:43 |
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Appropriate wear is as part of ribbons or medals, (below the Bronze Star but above the Meritorious Service Medal,) on the lapel of a civilian suit jacket with no more than two other medals, or as a piercing through the left nipple.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 01:12 |
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Don't forget vanity plates for his Camero.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 01:14 |
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Tell him to wear it on his sleeve.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 01:17 |
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He could tattoo it on his forehead.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 01:18 |
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He should wear it on his back left pants pocket then head for the bar.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 01:37 |
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It should be pinned to his PT belt per regulation.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 02:11 |
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Bro, tell him to put his entire ERB across the back of his car.
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 02:16 |
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i pierced my dick with mine i thought that's how everybody does it
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 03:09 |
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get free ihop then bang a waffle waitress
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 03:21 |
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i eat blue waffles with my purple heart
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 05:22 |
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i cum on mine a lot hth
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 06:32 |
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thanks for the replies all, we are going out tonight so ill try to pin it to his rear end and we will see what happens! also: what do pt and erb stand for?
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 07:03 |
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Couldn't he just get a backpeice of it?
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Mike-o posted:i pierced my dick with mine i thought that's how everybody does it do they give you a second purple heart for this?
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# ? Oct 17, 2014 10:43 |
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Illegal Carrot posted:do they give you a second purple heart for this? Only if you can piss straight in the air and not get wet afterwards.
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BONGHITZ posted:thanks for the replies all, we are going out tonight so ill try to pin it to his rear end and we will see what happens!
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 01:08 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Only if you can piss straight in the air and not get wet afterwards. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JytisL-c67o Edit: Wear it to an E-1 AND UP car dealership for xxxtra special rates.
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 02:27 |
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Godholio posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JytisL-c67o Oh hey this is a classic I'll just watch it again and
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 02:34 |
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Well then
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 03:29 |
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Godholio posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JytisL-c67o
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# ? Oct 18, 2014 05:13 |
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He should wear it on his license plate so he gets out of speeding tickets And if your state doesn't have purple heart plates move out of that godless commie shithole to a state that supports are troops Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Oct 19, 2014 |
# ? Oct 19, 2014 22:38 |
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Can you get the free registration without getting the Purple Heart plate?
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# ? Oct 20, 2014 07:47 |
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In most states if you're around 60% rated yea. Tell him to put it in his dresser drawer and never talk about it because we all have one and no one cares about your stupid sprained ankle.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 00:53 |
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Mail it to President Obama because after seeing how people berate him in the media you understand what it's like to be hurt while providing service to your country.
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# ? Oct 23, 2014 01:00 |
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Christoff posted:Can you get the free registration without getting the Purple Heart plate? Why would you not take the plate? You can park in handicap spaces with out a permit because who the gently caress is going to say a drat thing to a purple heart at a grocery store. Cops won't write you a ticket either. Just limp a little into and out of the store. Best scam going outside of the DV plates.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 15:14 |
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Oh but I get threatened with a ban because I want to take my dog into restaurants.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 15:24 |
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Serious question. Can't you get one of those service dog vests?
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 17:05 |
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Ogrel72 posted:Serious question. Can't you get one of those service dog vests? Pretty much anyone can get a Service Animal vest - even for blatantly inappropriate animal. (Hostile slavering mastiffs? Yup, seen it.) Legally, all you can be asked is if it's a service animal required because of a disability, and what service it preforms. Useful info
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Zamboni Apocalypse posted:Pretty much anyone can get a Service Animal vest - even for blatantly inappropriate animal. (Hostile slavering mastiffs? Yup, seen it.) Legally, all you can be asked is if it's a service animal required because of a disability, and what service it preforms. Useful info So I can't use a Helper Monkey as a service animal, but I can use a miniature horse? Lame.
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# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:27 |
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gonna get a service sugar glider
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# ? Oct 25, 2014 01:07 |
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quote:When it is not obvious what service an animal provides, only limited inquiries are allowed. Staff may ask two questions: (1) is the dog a service animal required because of a disability, and (2) what work or task has the dog been trained to perform. Staff cannot ask about the person’s disability, require medical documentation, require a special identification card or training documentation for the dog, or ask that the dog demonstrate its ability to perform the work or task. My RESCUE DOG which I RESCUED is a SERVICE ANIMAL because it alerts me to things which relate to MY DISABILITY. *feeds dog french fries, lets it walk around the airplane*
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Victor Vermis posted:My RESCUE DOG which I RESCUED is a SERVICE ANIMAL because it alerts me to things which relate to MY DISABILITY. *feeds dog french fries, lets it walk around the airplane* You laugh but I do this type of poo poo IRL all the time. I'm a lot more like Goodman in The Big Lebowski than you'd probably believe. Fatter too prly.
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 02:08 |
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People definitely abuse it but I don't see a problem if it's just to bring a dog somewhere outdoors that they should be allowed in the first place. Like a beach.
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 02:15 |
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Obama Africanus posted:You laugh but I do this type of poo poo IRL all the time. I had you pegged as more of a Barton Fink John Goodman.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I had you pegged as more of a Barton Fink John Goodman. If that's Denzel's Buddy in flight you are 100% spot on. I am an IRL mashup of John Goodman in The Big Lebowski, and Flight.
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 02:20 |
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John Goodman in both of those roles owns, also his role in Red State.
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 02:43 |
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Facebook profile picture Email signature block Shadowbox on display in your cubicle Pin it to your tie, wear to work every day
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# ? Oct 26, 2014 19:27 |
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Mike-o posted:John Goodman owns
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