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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

cruft posted:

See, I know I'm about a year older than GSJG, but I thought bo-peps had both of us beat.

I'm 39 and bo-pep is 40(i think)

# ? Oct 16, 2014 22:47

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cruft

i am he posted:

bo pepper is 24 times the man you'll ever be, cruft

it's true

# ? Oct 16, 2014 22:48

Awesome!: Ready for adventure!

i am he posted:

bo pepper is 24

with an rear end like that? hosed up

# ? Oct 16, 2014 22:49

posting smiling

i think i'm a liiiiiiittle bit too cool to ride a bicycle

# ? Oct 16, 2014 22:50

cruft

Classicist posted:

i think i'm a liiiiiiittle bit too cool to ride a bicycle

# ? Oct 16, 2014 22:53

alnilam

For a while i was literally a poster boy for our local bike advocacy org, they used a pic of me and my bike on their newsletter a lot :3:

I like to think it's cause I'm super cool and cute, but actually it's cause they know me personally and knew they wouldn't have to bother with consent forms :sigh:

# ? Oct 16, 2014 22:54

cruft

alnilam posted:

For a while i was literally a poster boy for our local bike advocacy org, they used a pic of me and my bike on their newsletter a lot

I like to think it's cause I'm super cool and cute, but actually it's cause they know me personally and knew they wouldn't have to bother with consent forms

also you have a kickass bike

# ? Oct 16, 2014 22:57

deep dish peat moss

It would be really cool, to be able to afford a bicycle.

# ? Oct 16, 2014 22:58

alnilam

cruft posted:

it's true

i dont remember him saying that

# ? Oct 16, 2014 22:59

Awesome!: Ready for adventure!

Funnypost Collabo posted:

It would be really cool, to be able to afford a bicycle.

just steal one from a bike rack at a school. you'll prolly luck out and get a sweet transformers or tmnt bike too.

# ? Oct 16, 2014 23:00

cruft

Sleepy Owl posted:

i dont remember him saying that

He only said the first part, up to the number. I added in the rest. :eng101:

# ? Oct 16, 2014 23:01

deep dish peat moss

I bought a bike for $20 off a homeless guy once but I called it in to the police to find out if it was stolen, and it was, so I got it back to the rightful owner.

# ? Oct 16, 2014 23:01

cuntman.net

weird

# ? Oct 16, 2014 23:02

Awesome!: Ready for adventure!

cruft posted:

He only said the first part, up to the number. I added in the rest.

so..you lied to us?

# ? Oct 16, 2014 23:02

cruft

Awesome! posted:

so..you lied to us?

No, I expanded on what iamhe said in an attempt to be funny

where are the bicycle photos

# ? Oct 16, 2014 23:27

Awesome!: Ready for adventure!

must be some form of old man humor i havent seen enough poo poo to understand yet

# ? Oct 16, 2014 23:31

cruft

I guess I was wrong about how many yobbers ride bicycles.

# ? Oct 16, 2014 23:49

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Funnypost Collabo posted:

I bought a bike for $20 off a homeless guy once but I called it in to the police to find out if it was stolen, and it was, so I got it back to the rightful owner.

Really? I didn't know people actually did that

# ? Oct 16, 2014 23:58

the unabonger

I will post both my skateboard and my bike when i get home from class. theyre both pretty col imo

# ? Oct 17, 2014 00:01

I.N.R.I

Its a "ribble" brand and I spent about �3k on it OP.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 00:07

I.N.R.I

emmie posted:

lmao using a helmet

erm.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 00:10

deep dish peat moss

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Really? I didn't know people actually did that

There are people in my area that would shootme if they saw me riding their stolen bicycle

# ? Oct 17, 2014 00:11

cruft

I.N.R.I posted:

Its a "ribble" brand and I spent about �3k on it OP.

What happened to your carrot av?

# ? Oct 17, 2014 00:15

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Funnypost Collabo posted:

There are people in my area that would shootme if they saw me riding their stolen bicycle

Every single bicycle that I've ever owned has gotten stolen. I gave up reporting it to the police because they just loled(lol'd?) at me every time

# ? Oct 17, 2014 00:19

I.N.R.I

cruft posted:

What happened to your carrot av?

u can work that out yourself, surely.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 00:20

von Braun: Broder Daniel Forever

i have a swedish army bike and a fixie

# ? Oct 17, 2014 00:28

the unabonger

are fixies useful in hilly areas?

# ? Oct 17, 2014 00:35

cruft

The Fresh Prince posted:

are fixies useful in hilly areas?

Fixies aren't really useful anywhere, but they're a ton of fun.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 00:37

the unabonger

ah. well are they fun in hilly areas? it seems like they would be lovely to go downhill on.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 00:38

cruft

The Fresh Prince posted:

ah. well are they fun in hilly areas? it seems like they would be lovely to go downhill on.

They're really bad on your legs, stressing your muscles in ways that hurts them, because you have to oppose the forward momentum. And a lot of fixie people feel like brakes are dumb, which makes things even harder for them.

But, I mean, if you're okay with going fast uphill and slow downhill they're all right. It's definitely a new experience and if you've got a spare bike frame lying around and a couple hundred bucks burning a hole in your pocket, why not try one out.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 00:40

Echophonic: ha;lp

Here is my cyberpunk bicycle.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 00:44

alnilam

Haha i live in one of the hilliest cities in the US and several of my friends ride fixies :wtc:

I borrowed one from a friend for a few weeks for commuting etc when my bike was out of commission, it was interesting and I'm glad i got the experience but fuuuck it sucked on hills

I would not own a fixie in this town or probably anywhere unless i were playing bike polo

# ? Oct 17, 2014 00:44

Captain No-mates

gently caress of retard

# ? Oct 17, 2014 00:49

von Braun: Broder Daniel Forever

The Fresh Prince posted:

are fixies useful in hilly areas?

i dunno. i used it in a very small town with no hills at all, but it was a ton of fun. now i have moved to stockholm and i have neither bike here

fixed gear or just single speed is fun. i switched mine to fixed just to try something new and it was very fun.

# ? Oct 17, 2014 01:18

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von Braun: Broder Daniel Forever

alnilam posted:

Haha i live in one of the hilliest cities in the US and several of my friends ride fixies

I borrowed one from a friend for a few weeks for commuting etc when my bike was out of commission, it was interesting and I'm glad i got the experience but fuuuck it sucked on hills

I would not own a fixie in this town or probably anywhere unless i were playing bike polo

pwnd

# ? Oct 17, 2014 01:23

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