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Machai
Feb 21, 2013

A Pokemon-like where you play as Hagrid, breeding your own crazy new species, all of which have explosive butts.

You then go around the school using these monsters to fight the students' pets.

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Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Ron: "My Scabbers is in the top percentage of Scabberses"

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Turn them into a teapot and then stomp on them

Stun them then poke out their eyes with your wand

Levitate them 50feet then drop them

Make their clothes sentient, fanged and hungry for flesh

"Accio heart!" and then eat it to regain health

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

conceitedguy posted:

Scabbers is a human transformed into a rat to escape reprisal from his former friends re aiding the Dark Lord in murdering James and Lily Potter , not a 'Scabbers.' 'Scabbers' is not a species of magical animal; it's a name. You're an idiot.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

JethroMcB posted:

Imagine a game with a spell crafting system a la Eternal Darkness where you could combine previously learned hexes/charms/curses to create even more potent versions. In the late game you could take something as basic as "expelliarmus" and build it into a move that caused both disarmament and spontaneous exsanguination.

A disarming spell that causes the target's arms to pop off a la Mr. Potatohead in Toy Story.

Dad Joke spells.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

sword_man.gif posted:

causes instant irreversable death and cannot be protected against

If this were true, the books would just be a short story about Voldemort killing the entire Potter family.

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Machai
Feb 21, 2013

A spell that just instantly kills you is super taboo but transmogrifying someone's lungs into tacky rest-stop souvenirs is not.

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