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Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

What if Crusader kings 2 was a rap? Share epic goon raps and make your own raps, in this brand new megathread. Thank you everyone! Brofist!!!

Heres some to get us started -
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3612354&pagenumber=5&perpage=40#post427807114
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3612354&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=6
http://lpix.org/sslptest/index.php?id=19806

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Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
"You can even make Jewish Nazis"

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

My name's Roger a Muirebe and I'm here to say
Roger a Muirebe tried to have me slain
I exposed his plot with my spying skills
Oh king please have Roger a Muirebe killed

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

FactsAreUseless posted:

My name's Roger a Muirebe and I'm here to say
Roger a Muirebe tried to have me slain
I exposed his plot with my spying skills
Oh king please have Roger a Muirebe killed

Lol, that's epic.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUZvwxucXbw

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!
He's gonna take you back to the past
To fight the lovely kings that suck rear end

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Mercury Crusader posted:

He's gonna take you back to the past
To fight the lovely kings that suck rear end

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mercury Crusader posted:

He's gonna take you back to the past
To fight the lovely kings that suck rear end

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

FactsAreUseless posted:

My name's Roger a Muirebe and I'm here to say
Roger a Muirebe tried to have me slain
I exposed his plot with my spying skills
Oh king please have Roger a Muirebe killed

rofl

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Mercury Crusader posted:

He's gonna take you back to the past
To fight the lovely kings that suck rear end

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

Mercury Crusader posted:

He's gonna take you back to the past
To fight the lovely kings that suck rear end

DICKHEAD
Jul 29, 2003

Map for Poland is bad.
Like, really, really bad,
you wouldn't even believe
how much if you knew.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

DICKHEAD posted:

Map for Poland is bad.
Like, really, really bad,
you wouldn't even believe
how much if you knew.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

DICKHEAD posted:

Map for Poland is bad.
Like, really, really bad,
you wouldn't even believe
how much if you knew.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
I'm a lustful King, and I'm here to say,
That I think my daughter's lookin' my way.

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

DICKHEAD posted:

Map for Poland is bad.
Like, really, really bad,
you wouldn't even believe
how much if you knew.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Tell my queen I love her very much

She knows!

OkieMurse
Nov 2, 2011

I get paid to stab people with sharp objects.

Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

I'm a lustful King, and I'm here to say,
That I think my daughter's lookin' my way.

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!
I'm at Bohemia
I'm at Moravia
I'm at the kingdom of Bohemia and Moravia

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Mercury Crusader posted:

I'm at Bohemia
I'm at Moravia
I'm at the kingdom of Bohemia and Moravia
Leopold V of Austria. One million dollars. Do you feel me?

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
das crusadist

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Coolin on the scene like a horse in a stable
My brother got ill and tried to snatch my heir Abel
I stepped back, like it wasn't no thing
I slashed him in the face with the fat silver mace
I had an ace in the hole when it came to that
Yo Salim al Assad you was packin? You know I was strapped
My distant family kept rollin it was hard to get with 'em
So I stepped back, and undid my leather gorget
They kept coming, just like I figured
So I stepped back, and started doming sand niggas

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Pewdiepie posted:

What if Crusader kings 2 was a rap? Share epic goon raps and make your own raps, in this brand new megathread. Thank you everyone! Brofist!!!

Heres some to get us started -
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3612354&pagenumber=5&perpage=40#post427807114
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3612354&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=6
http://lpix.org/sslptest/index.php?id=19806

Lmfao.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

In all seriousness, I reckon that me and DICKHEAD could collaborate on a seriously epic CK2 rap.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

DICKHEAD
Jul 29, 2003

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Pewdiepie posted:

What if Crusader kings 2 was a rap? Share epic goon raps and make your own raps, in this brand new megathread. Thank you everyone! Brofist!!!

Heres some to get us started -
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3612354&pagenumber=5&perpage=40#post427807114
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3612354&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=6
http://lpix.org/sslptest/index.php?id=19806

i imagined the first one as the doge shibe singing and loled quite heartily

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

Coolin on the scene like a horse in a stable
My brother got ill and tried to snatch my heir Abel
I stepped back, like it wasn't no thing
I slashed him in the face with the fat silver mace
I had an ace in the hole when it came to that
Yo Salim al Assad you was packin? You know I was strapped
My distant family kept rollin it was hard to get with 'em
So I stepped back, and undid my leather gorget
They kept coming, just like I figured
So I stepped back, and started doming sand niggas

in west franciadelphia born and raised
on the battlefield is where i spent most of my days
fightin' crushin' fuckin' all cool
submitting the franks to my rule

when a couple of sultans who were up to no good
startin' holy warring my neighbourhood
i got on a little crusade and my vassals got scared
and they said "this is a petition for independence"

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Pewdiepie posted:

What if Crusader kings 2 was a rap? Share epic goon raps and make your own raps, in this brand new megathread. Thank you everyone! Brofist!!!

Heres some to get us started -
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3612354&pagenumber=5&perpage=40#post427807114
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3612354&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=6
http://lpix.org/sslptest/index.php?id=19806

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

DICKHEAD posted:

Map for Poland is bad.
Like, really, really bad,
you wouldn't even believe
how much if you knew.

K. Flaps
Dec 7, 2012

by Athanatos

Mercury Crusader posted:

He's gonna take you back to the past
To fight the lovely kings that suck rear end



Lol.

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

FactsAreUseless posted:

My name's Roger a Muirebe and I'm here to say
Roger a Muirebe tried to have me slain
I exposed his plot with my spying skills
Oh king please have Roger a Muirebe killed

killed it!!!!

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009
i got 99 problems but a legal claim on bavaria aint one

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

*in a sing song voice*

The Wiz is a friend of the family!

conceitedguy
Nov 8, 2013

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

in west franciadelphia born and raised
on the battlefield is where i spent most of my days
fightin' crushin' fuckin' all cool
submitting the franks to my rule

when a couple of sultans who were up to no good
startin' holy warring my neighbourhood
i got on a little crusade and my vassals got scared
and they said "this is a petition for independence"

I'm Charlemagne, and I'm here to say,
this post sucks, and nigga you're gay!!

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

conceitedguy posted:

I'm Charlemagne, and I'm here to say,
this post sucks, and nigga you're gay!!

OkieMurse
Nov 2, 2011

I get paid to stab people with sharp objects.
When I laugh at work so hard I'm crying I can never explain to anyone why.

Omar_Comin
Aug 20, 2004
Dark Jedi Carebear
Are these my real traits?
Single digit Diplomacy
Last in succession line
No escape from the tyranny

Mama, just killed a man
Bribed his court to take his head
Plot finally triggered, now he's dead

Mama, my reign has just begun
But I'm a kinslayer so now I've thrown it all away

Omar_Comin fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Oct 18, 2014

OkieMurse
Nov 2, 2011

I get paid to stab people with sharp objects.

Omar_Comin posted:

Are these my real traits?
Single digit Diplomacy
Last in succession line
No escape from the tyranny

Mama, just killed a man
Bribed his court to take his head
Plot finally triggered, now he's dead

Mama, my reign has just begun
But I'm a kinslayer so now I've thrown it all away

bravo

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WINNERSH TRIANGLE
Aug 17, 2011

♬ I had big claims on a big Reims ♪

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